All right, this is my Sandy's right eyebrow/ Sandy's left eyebrow fic. It's
the right one's POV, and I have named the left eyebrow Sid.
Please don't be offended; I'm not DISSING the eyebrows. It's a joke people.
Disclaimer - Not mine, not making money off it. I don't own the OC, or the eyebrows (they belong to Peter Gallagher, who is my inspiration) or Clay Aiken, or Clay Aiken's eyebrows either.
Right, please review.
~*~
I wasn't always in love with Sid the left.
As a boy growing up, Sandy had never cared too much about his appearance. He couldn't afford to be checking himself out. He wasn't some pretty blond rich prettyboy.
Yeah, that's two pretties, wanna make something of it?
When Sandy's teen years commenced, my horizon's expanded. . . quite literally. I was growing. Actually, that'd be the understatement of the century. I was wild, raging and bursting forth. For several years there, I feared tweezers. It was out of control.
In the mirror in my budding years, I would see Sid. But like I said, at first I wasn't all that interested.
I had a crush on the right eye, you see. It was fairly easy access and they're a nice blue colour, sorta shiny.
Kids like shiny, I was just a kid.
But as I was growing, so was Sid. I watched him develop from a weak haze to the proud, beautiful eyebrow he is today.
And then I saw him; really saw HIM, not a reflection in the mirror. I was set on growing even more! I needed to touch him, caress him. He drove me absolutely wild, and I would start trembling just thinking about him.
Kirsten made Sandy see a shrink that year. She said he was twitching because of the stress. Ok woman, whatever you say.
Sid and I couldn't be more thankful. The shrink would ramble on for hours and confuse the hell out of Sandy.
Need you ask why we like Sandy confused? Have you not seen us in our full united glory?
That's when we got to know each other better and it was wonderful. And now our relationship can't get any better.
We're together from here to eternity, although Sid sometimes jokes that he'll leave me for some red peach fuzz like Clay Aiken's Right (don't even ask about the Left, which I personally think has a lot more charm, because he doesn't swing that way).
Haha, yeah right. Clay Aiken's Right my ass. . . erm, end hairs.
Sid likes them dark and mysterious.
. . . And we'll just have to figure something out when I eventually turn grey.
~*~
Yes, review! Tell me if you'd like a sequal from the Left eyebrow's POV
lol
Please don't be offended; I'm not DISSING the eyebrows. It's a joke people.
Disclaimer - Not mine, not making money off it. I don't own the OC, or the eyebrows (they belong to Peter Gallagher, who is my inspiration) or Clay Aiken, or Clay Aiken's eyebrows either.
Right, please review.
~*~
I wasn't always in love with Sid the left.
As a boy growing up, Sandy had never cared too much about his appearance. He couldn't afford to be checking himself out. He wasn't some pretty blond rich prettyboy.
Yeah, that's two pretties, wanna make something of it?
When Sandy's teen years commenced, my horizon's expanded. . . quite literally. I was growing. Actually, that'd be the understatement of the century. I was wild, raging and bursting forth. For several years there, I feared tweezers. It was out of control.
In the mirror in my budding years, I would see Sid. But like I said, at first I wasn't all that interested.
I had a crush on the right eye, you see. It was fairly easy access and they're a nice blue colour, sorta shiny.
Kids like shiny, I was just a kid.
But as I was growing, so was Sid. I watched him develop from a weak haze to the proud, beautiful eyebrow he is today.
And then I saw him; really saw HIM, not a reflection in the mirror. I was set on growing even more! I needed to touch him, caress him. He drove me absolutely wild, and I would start trembling just thinking about him.
Kirsten made Sandy see a shrink that year. She said he was twitching because of the stress. Ok woman, whatever you say.
Sid and I couldn't be more thankful. The shrink would ramble on for hours and confuse the hell out of Sandy.
Need you ask why we like Sandy confused? Have you not seen us in our full united glory?
That's when we got to know each other better and it was wonderful. And now our relationship can't get any better.
We're together from here to eternity, although Sid sometimes jokes that he'll leave me for some red peach fuzz like Clay Aiken's Right (don't even ask about the Left, which I personally think has a lot more charm, because he doesn't swing that way).
Haha, yeah right. Clay Aiken's Right my ass. . . erm, end hairs.
Sid likes them dark and mysterious.
. . . And we'll just have to figure something out when I eventually turn grey.
~*~
Yes, review! Tell me if you'd like a sequal from the Left eyebrow's POV
lol