Greetings all from Baron land. Here is a little story that I hope will entertain you. This should be a two part story.

A/N I in no way shape or form own iCarly,I just own my demented ideas.

"And were clear" said Freddie.

They had just finished another episode of iCarly.

Carly asked "do you guys want to order some pizza and watch some movies?"

Freddie answered as he stashed away his equipment "Sorry I have an emergency meeting of the Training Bros." Then he dashed out the door.

"How about you Sam, let's have a girls night out."

"Sorry cupcake I have a P.E.T.A. meeting."

Carly scrunched her face up and looked at Sam. "You belong to P.E.T.A.?"

"Ya, People for the Eating of Tasty Animals." Then Sam rushed out the door.

Now this had aroused Carlys curiosity. It seemed like the last month or so her two best friends had been ditching her. Just last week she was desperate enough to go the movies with Gibby. They ended up going to the Neptune Theater to see an audience participation version of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes." Gibby came as Mason Dixon, and Carly came as Lois Fairchild. It wasn't the highlight of Carlys week, but it sure beat sitting home with Spencer, and playing "What am I."

Carly headed downstairs.

She found Spencer was working on his latest sculpture. "What are you making?" She asked.

"Well" Spencer answered "It's either a tribute to the love of a man and woman, or two hamsters fighting over a burrito."

"Oh" said Carly. She really didn't understand most of her brother's works of art, but she did know he was very talented. After all he could draw a bunny one handed.

"Say what's going on with Sam and Freddie? They ran out of here like the Dorfmans were coming over."

"I don't know" said Carly. "I really haven't seen much out of them lately. It's like they are up to something, and I'm not included. I suspect they might be going out together."

"Now why would you say that?"

"The only time I really see them is when we do iCarly. Even in school I only see them when we have a class together. If I try to call or pm them they never answer. They had promised there would never be any more secrets between us. Right now I am so mad at them I could just spit."

Spencer sat Carly down on the couch and looked her in the eyes. "You know we haven't been so honest with them. Do you think it's time we told them our secret?"

Carly jumped up and turned her back to Spencer. "I don't know Spencer, what would they think?"

"There our friends, they would understand. Nothing will change. It is time they knew."

Carly sighed and sat down next to her brother "Your right, the sooner we do it the better."

Carly tracked down Freddie, Sam, and Gibby. It took a lot of doing but she got them to come over.

In about an hour Freddie, Sam and Gibby showed up. Carly had them all set on the couch.

"I know I have said there should be no secrets between, but there is and it's about time we bring them out in the open" Said Carly.

Freddie, Sam and Gibby shifted nervously in their seats, shooting glances at one another

Spencer took Carly by the hand then she continued "I know I have always been the one always saying there should be no secrets between friends." She looked each one of her friends in the eyes. "One of us has been keeping a huge one, and that someone is" she paused.

The three on the couch fidgeted looking like they had something to hide.

Carly finished her sentence "me".

They all stared in shock at her.

"You see Spencer and I are not really brother and sister. Spencer is really…my Dad."

The three let out a collective "WHAT?"

"Let me explain" said Spencer. "You all remember my old baby sitter Jenna? Well one night she was reading me that story about the monkey going to banana land. Well we kind of got into a tickle fight, one thing led to another, then nine months later Carly was born. Jenna wanted to give her up for adoption so my parents adopted her."

"Wow" said Sam "It looks like one lucky monkey made it to Banana Land."

MORE A/N APRIL FOOLS! I hope you enjoyed part one,stay tuned for part two. Where we will hear Gibby say "Your not the only monkey to make it to banana land."

The Baron