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Hogwarts: the Land of the Free and the Home of the Strange
"..that absolute bastard, that fuck up, that MUGGLE" continued Katie to Megan outside of the potions classroom looking at the mass amounts of red marks on her most recent test. " I can't believe I got a friggin' C on this test because I spelled some shitty word wrong!!" Buffy walked by waving her completely clean exam in the air.
"What'd you get," Megan called out, "Katie got a C and I got B-, what a cockhead that Professor Morse is."
" I got an A, I didn't fill any of the answers in." Buffy said.
Katie rolled her eyes. "Hey everyone, Guess who gave Morse a blowjob last night?"
"Buffy?" Jo called out reading her marked up exam. " Professor. Morse hates me!!!! Remember when he threatened to throw me of the Astronomy tower?"
"That was classic" Katie commented
" He always needs help from Professor Pringle to get the right ingredients." Joked Megan. Jo wasn't listening. She was too busy starting at Harry "bending over to tie his shoe" though he was actually trying to look up Jo's skirt .
"Hey Jo." he said quietly as he got up "What'd you get?"
"Bbrruuhghh" said Jo, completely infatuated with the man.
"Really? Me too. Well see you later" He walked off with his cronies Hermione and Ron.
" Katie, Meg, lets meet Lissie and get to History of magic."
Lissie walked up behind them. "Already here" she said, "Oh, you know that girl we swore to hate for the rest of our lives? Buffy. She's actually really nice and knows fashion and stuff like that." Katie slapped Lissie.
"Thanks, Needed that. She's a demon bitch" Katie gives Lissie a doggie treat and Lissie smiled.
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In history of magic with Professor Schuur.
"I like running with my wand pointed out." Jo stated.
Harry nodded. "Me too."
Gabi raised her hand. "Isn't 'me too' a communist country in the Middle East?"
Professor Schuur banged her head against the desk and mumbled to self repeatedly. "Stupid worthless students, stupid worthless students."
"Maybe we should just all move to Iceland. I love Iceland."
"Good idea Katie!" Professor Schuur exclaimed.
"I like Iceland too." Said Harry.
"I don't." Jo informed him.
"Neither do I." Said Harry.
"Icelandsoundscold.Doyouthinkit'scold? Ithinkitscold.'Causethetemperturegoesbeepbeepbeepbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepbeepb eepbeedilybeep. Inseadofbeepbeedilybeepbeeeeeeeeeeeeepbeepbeep.Yougetit?" Megan said in one breath.
Pro. Schuur looked at Katie "Please translate."
"She thinks Iceland would be a bad place to live because the temperature is inconstant and she is not comfortable with that. I am though." translated Katie.
"I think that's cool," said Harry.
"I don't" Said Jo.
"Neither do I" said Harry.
" Jo, Harry save the love for dinner, Megan::::::pause:::::talk::::::slower:::pause::::K?" Professor Schuur said.
Megan shrugged and started poking Draco with her wand "ooh Skwisshhii"
"Please refrain:" Buffy said
"No, don't Meg, Buffy has a thing for Draco the sex beast." Lissie told Megan. Megan continued
"Now, that we can continue." Professor Schuur continued. "The main goblins in the rebellion were communists followers of Mow."
"I'm a faithful follower of Mow!!!" screamed Ron. Jumping up. "I even carry the purple purse with me everywhere!!!! Purple communism for all!!!" He was running around in a purple dress with a purple purse passing out pamphlets.
"Right then" said Lissie.
"I'm a faithful follower of Stalin," said Jo
"Um... Me too." said Harry
"I'm wanna marry him" Jo responded
"Me too" Harry said "Great threesome" He murmured under his breath.
Dinner
Megan and Katie sat at the dinner table, drooling at the sight of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
"Look at those beautiful abs." Megan murmured.
"Yeah." Katie agreed. "But why is he walking around without a shirt on?"
"Dunno. Don't really care though."
Jo was spoon-feeding Harry.
"You want some more applesauce?" She asked.
"Oh, yes." Harry breathed.
Professor Morse was staring at them from across the table, trying to burn holes in Jo, who was feeding the love of his life(which should be over). He fell to the ground in a spastic attack from all the effort he was putting into burning Jo. Jo glanced at the man rolling around on the floor, shrugged, and returned to feeding Harry.
"More applesauce?"
"Oh, yes."
"NO!!!" Ron yelled, intercepting the spoon. "Applesauce is against the communist way of life!!"
"It is?" Harry asked.
"I didn't know that." Said Jo.
"Me neither." Agreed Harry.
Ron shook his head sadly. "You poor, poor, children. Here, take a pamphlet."
Ron ran around the table handing out pamphlets to everyone, dropping one on the unconscious Professor Morse.
"Why do I want a bloody pamphlet?" The defense against the dark arts teacher, Spike, asked.
"It will tell you all about the teachings of Mow!" Ron explained enthusiastically.
"It's purple." Spike said in disgust.
"Purple is the color of the great Mow!" Ron exclaimed.
"Mow's a poofter."
Ron almost fell over in shock.
Professor Morse waded over across the dining hall to the table that Harry and Jo were sitting at and muttered "Jo, you, me a dual, midnight in the prefects toilet, Harry, you, me the three broomsticks tomorrow night, k?¿?"
" Can Jo come?" Harry asked innocently.
"If she is alive to come" Morse responded
" Can we talk about me some more, like I'm not here?" Jo sarcastically uttered.
" I'm sorry pookie" Harry apologized
" Don't CALL ME POOKIE!!!!" Jo yelled and her retractable claws came out, that she sweetly smiled.
Harry started to cry, and Jo hugged him in comfort, and they skipped out of the room.
Megan, Katie, and Lissie had their faces in their potatoes from how hot and sexy Spike is.
"I'm allergic to potatoes!!!!!!!!!!" Lissie screamed in remembrance.
She ran around the room screaming.
"No Lissie, that's nuts. Your are allergic to nuts." Katie clarified.
"Right." Lissie said. "I knew that."
"I LOVE YANNI!!!!" The president of the Wizard's for Punk (and New Age) Club, Ibby, screamed. Another random girl named Emily started pelting rocks at Draco. "Get a haircut, you fool!" She commanded.
"Don't hurt Draco the sex beast!" Buffy cried.
Everyone stared at her.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight." Said Megan.
" Lets go find Jo and Harry while stalking the next DADA teacher." Katie said
"Aye! Let's go stalk the Sex God." Said Lissie, though the drool coming out of her open mouth.
"Onward, Club of Hot Guys!" shouted Megan and off they went.
To be continued...
AN: Jo: All flames will be used to toast marshmallows, but NE way Review(I'm a panda) Meg: I am the ruler of the universe!!!!!!!!!!! Muahahahahaha. Review please. : D Katie: yeah Right, You can sit in a nutshell and count yourself king of infinite space. teehee. Look at the pretty globe, your eyes are getting sleepy, you move the mouse to the left hand corner and click on the little review button. That's a good person, and leave a nice review. Thanks!
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Hogwarts: the Land of the Free and the Home of the Strange
"..that absolute bastard, that fuck up, that MUGGLE" continued Katie to Megan outside of the potions classroom looking at the mass amounts of red marks on her most recent test. " I can't believe I got a friggin' C on this test because I spelled some shitty word wrong!!" Buffy walked by waving her completely clean exam in the air.
"What'd you get," Megan called out, "Katie got a C and I got B-, what a cockhead that Professor Morse is."
" I got an A, I didn't fill any of the answers in." Buffy said.
Katie rolled her eyes. "Hey everyone, Guess who gave Morse a blowjob last night?"
"Buffy?" Jo called out reading her marked up exam. " Professor. Morse hates me!!!! Remember when he threatened to throw me of the Astronomy tower?"
"That was classic" Katie commented
" He always needs help from Professor Pringle to get the right ingredients." Joked Megan. Jo wasn't listening. She was too busy starting at Harry "bending over to tie his shoe" though he was actually trying to look up Jo's skirt .
"Hey Jo." he said quietly as he got up "What'd you get?"
"Bbrruuhghh" said Jo, completely infatuated with the man.
"Really? Me too. Well see you later" He walked off with his cronies Hermione and Ron.
" Katie, Meg, lets meet Lissie and get to History of magic."
Lissie walked up behind them. "Already here" she said, "Oh, you know that girl we swore to hate for the rest of our lives? Buffy. She's actually really nice and knows fashion and stuff like that." Katie slapped Lissie.
"Thanks, Needed that. She's a demon bitch" Katie gives Lissie a doggie treat and Lissie smiled.
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In history of magic with Professor Schuur.
"I like running with my wand pointed out." Jo stated.
Harry nodded. "Me too."
Gabi raised her hand. "Isn't 'me too' a communist country in the Middle East?"
Professor Schuur banged her head against the desk and mumbled to self repeatedly. "Stupid worthless students, stupid worthless students."
"Maybe we should just all move to Iceland. I love Iceland."
"Good idea Katie!" Professor Schuur exclaimed.
"I like Iceland too." Said Harry.
"I don't." Jo informed him.
"Neither do I." Said Harry.
"Icelandsoundscold.Doyouthinkit'scold? Ithinkitscold.'Causethetemperturegoesbeepbeepbeepbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepbeepb eepbeedilybeep. Inseadofbeepbeedilybeepbeeeeeeeeeeeeepbeepbeep.Yougetit?" Megan said in one breath.
Pro. Schuur looked at Katie "Please translate."
"She thinks Iceland would be a bad place to live because the temperature is inconstant and she is not comfortable with that. I am though." translated Katie.
"I think that's cool," said Harry.
"I don't" Said Jo.
"Neither do I" said Harry.
" Jo, Harry save the love for dinner, Megan::::::pause:::::talk::::::slower:::pause::::K?" Professor Schuur said.
Megan shrugged and started poking Draco with her wand "ooh Skwisshhii"
"Please refrain:" Buffy said
"No, don't Meg, Buffy has a thing for Draco the sex beast." Lissie told Megan. Megan continued
"Now, that we can continue." Professor Schuur continued. "The main goblins in the rebellion were communists followers of Mow."
"I'm a faithful follower of Mow!!!" screamed Ron. Jumping up. "I even carry the purple purse with me everywhere!!!! Purple communism for all!!!" He was running around in a purple dress with a purple purse passing out pamphlets.
"Right then" said Lissie.
"I'm a faithful follower of Stalin," said Jo
"Um... Me too." said Harry
"I'm wanna marry him" Jo responded
"Me too" Harry said "Great threesome" He murmured under his breath.
Dinner
Megan and Katie sat at the dinner table, drooling at the sight of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
"Look at those beautiful abs." Megan murmured.
"Yeah." Katie agreed. "But why is he walking around without a shirt on?"
"Dunno. Don't really care though."
Jo was spoon-feeding Harry.
"You want some more applesauce?" She asked.
"Oh, yes." Harry breathed.
Professor Morse was staring at them from across the table, trying to burn holes in Jo, who was feeding the love of his life(which should be over). He fell to the ground in a spastic attack from all the effort he was putting into burning Jo. Jo glanced at the man rolling around on the floor, shrugged, and returned to feeding Harry.
"More applesauce?"
"Oh, yes."
"NO!!!" Ron yelled, intercepting the spoon. "Applesauce is against the communist way of life!!"
"It is?" Harry asked.
"I didn't know that." Said Jo.
"Me neither." Agreed Harry.
Ron shook his head sadly. "You poor, poor, children. Here, take a pamphlet."
Ron ran around the table handing out pamphlets to everyone, dropping one on the unconscious Professor Morse.
"Why do I want a bloody pamphlet?" The defense against the dark arts teacher, Spike, asked.
"It will tell you all about the teachings of Mow!" Ron explained enthusiastically.
"It's purple." Spike said in disgust.
"Purple is the color of the great Mow!" Ron exclaimed.
"Mow's a poofter."
Ron almost fell over in shock.
Professor Morse waded over across the dining hall to the table that Harry and Jo were sitting at and muttered "Jo, you, me a dual, midnight in the prefects toilet, Harry, you, me the three broomsticks tomorrow night, k?¿?"
" Can Jo come?" Harry asked innocently.
"If she is alive to come" Morse responded
" Can we talk about me some more, like I'm not here?" Jo sarcastically uttered.
" I'm sorry pookie" Harry apologized
" Don't CALL ME POOKIE!!!!" Jo yelled and her retractable claws came out, that she sweetly smiled.
Harry started to cry, and Jo hugged him in comfort, and they skipped out of the room.
Megan, Katie, and Lissie had their faces in their potatoes from how hot and sexy Spike is.
"I'm allergic to potatoes!!!!!!!!!!" Lissie screamed in remembrance.
She ran around the room screaming.
"No Lissie, that's nuts. Your are allergic to nuts." Katie clarified.
"Right." Lissie said. "I knew that."
"I LOVE YANNI!!!!" The president of the Wizard's for Punk (and New Age) Club, Ibby, screamed. Another random girl named Emily started pelting rocks at Draco. "Get a haircut, you fool!" She commanded.
"Don't hurt Draco the sex beast!" Buffy cried.
Everyone stared at her.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight." Said Megan.
" Lets go find Jo and Harry while stalking the next DADA teacher." Katie said
"Aye! Let's go stalk the Sex God." Said Lissie, though the drool coming out of her open mouth.
"Onward, Club of Hot Guys!" shouted Megan and off they went.
To be continued...
AN: Jo: All flames will be used to toast marshmallows, but NE way Review(I'm a panda) Meg: I am the ruler of the universe!!!!!!!!!!! Muahahahahaha. Review please. : D Katie: yeah Right, You can sit in a nutshell and count yourself king of infinite space. teehee. Look at the pretty globe, your eyes are getting sleepy, you move the mouse to the left hand corner and click on the little review button. That's a good person, and leave a nice review. Thanks!