Hey kiddies I do not own Supernatural. If I did bad things would happen and no one would've died. (Except Ruby I don't like Ruby and Azazel cause bro you don't just go kill the Winchesters parents, not cool.). Anyway let the madness ensue. This is slightly crack... That's all I'm gonna say.

"Ummm... Cas?" Dean asked his recently fallen angel, uhh, friend.

"Yes, Dean?" the angel asked in reply.

"What are you wearing?" Dean asked, this conversation was seemingly filled with questions.

"What, Dean?" Cas was blissfully unaware about what Dean was talking about.

"Cas, are you wearing..." Dean coughed trying to keep himself from laughing. "Woman's clothing?"

"Yes, Dean," the angel answered sternly.

"Why?" Dean snorted.

"Because someone told me I'd look good in drag."

"And you just happened to know what drag was?" Dean was surprised at his friend.

"Yes, Dean I'm not as ignorant as you'd like to believe," Cas scowled.

"Still doesn't explain why you are dressed in drag."

"I wanted to see it for myself," Cas didn't want to tell Dean the real reason, at least not yet. He really was seeing how Dean would react.

"I'm sure you did," Dean rolled his eyes. "So, what are you gonna do with these, uhh, woman's clothing."

"I don't know, Dean, I thought I would keep them. They look pretty good on me," Cas told him shifting his skirt slightly.

Dean shook his head and rolled his eyes. Cas gave Dean his I don't understand face.

"Cas you are probably the weirdest son of a bitch that I've ever met." The statement made Cas's face seem more unable to understand.

"Dean I'm not..."

"Yes, I know Cas," Dean interrupted Castiel.

"Then why'd you... Oh, right it's a phrase."

"Yes, Cas," Dean rolled his eyes again.

"Dean?" Cas asked after Dean had decided to turn to grab a book from a shelf from the library in the bunker.

"What, Cas?" Dean huffed.

"What do you think?"

"About what Cas?"

"Me, in woman's clothing."

"I think you are one strange son of a bitch."

"I'm sorry you feel that way, Dean."

"And why's that?"

Cas just smirked as he walked towards Dean placed a small but effective kiss on Dean's lips and walked away.

Alright thanks for reading. Moose cookies for anyone that reviews and you know favorites the story ;).