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"Scared Potter?"
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter stood face to face, wands up, as tension filled the air. The roomful of students waited silently as the two duelers greeted each other before taking their places. Draco sneered, "Scared Potter?"
'Scare?!! He's asking me if I'm scared?!! I'm going to make a goddamned fool out of myself!! Do I look like I've ever dueled before? He must know, I mean, come on, he's probably been dueling all his life! I/m no match for him! He's been a wizard since he was born, and I've got, what, a year and a half experience? Well, I am the Boy Who Lived, but that will count for absolutely nothing when he kicks my ass, heh, well at least it'll get Colin off my ass, he won't think I'm so great anymore. Lets see, um.um.expelliarmus.um.um.rictu.rictu.Damn and blast it all! Rictu- something!! How the hell am I supposed to know?!! Why won't Snape stop staring at me!!? Bloody hell! I defeated bloody Voldemort when I was one.I think I must have a twin; there's no change in hell that kid was me. And, holy shit! I'm looking straight into Malfoy's eyes! Malfoy's beautiful, sweet, sexy blue eyes.Wake up Harry, you idiot! You hate him, you're supposed to be dueling! Yeah, but he's so.How the hell am I supposed to concentrate?!! Um.um.Wingardium Leviosa.what?!! How's that supposed to help me!!? Okay, okay, he asked me a question. I should probably answer so I don't look like total muggle.Um.Am I scared? I'm scared shit less, but, but, I can't let him know that.Alright Potter, just tell him you're not bloody scared. Tell him you're not scared, and make it sound real cocky - hehe.cock - and smart. I'm not scared, I'm not scared, I'm not.'
"You Bet!"
Author's Note: This is my version of what happened during the dueling scene. I know Harry is supposed to say 'You Wish!' but instead I used 'You Bet!' to make it more funny.
"Scared Potter?"
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter stood face to face, wands up, as tension filled the air. The roomful of students waited silently as the two duelers greeted each other before taking their places. Draco sneered, "Scared Potter?"
'Scare?!! He's asking me if I'm scared?!! I'm going to make a goddamned fool out of myself!! Do I look like I've ever dueled before? He must know, I mean, come on, he's probably been dueling all his life! I/m no match for him! He's been a wizard since he was born, and I've got, what, a year and a half experience? Well, I am the Boy Who Lived, but that will count for absolutely nothing when he kicks my ass, heh, well at least it'll get Colin off my ass, he won't think I'm so great anymore. Lets see, um.um.expelliarmus.um.um.rictu.rictu.Damn and blast it all! Rictu- something!! How the hell am I supposed to know?!! Why won't Snape stop staring at me!!? Bloody hell! I defeated bloody Voldemort when I was one.I think I must have a twin; there's no change in hell that kid was me. And, holy shit! I'm looking straight into Malfoy's eyes! Malfoy's beautiful, sweet, sexy blue eyes.Wake up Harry, you idiot! You hate him, you're supposed to be dueling! Yeah, but he's so.How the hell am I supposed to concentrate?!! Um.um.Wingardium Leviosa.what?!! How's that supposed to help me!!? Okay, okay, he asked me a question. I should probably answer so I don't look like total muggle.Um.Am I scared? I'm scared shit less, but, but, I can't let him know that.Alright Potter, just tell him you're not bloody scared. Tell him you're not scared, and make it sound real cocky - hehe.cock - and smart. I'm not scared, I'm not scared, I'm not.'
"You Bet!"
Author's Note: This is my version of what happened during the dueling scene. I know Harry is supposed to say 'You Wish!' but instead I used 'You Bet!' to make it more funny.