"where is he?" asked max who was getting tired of waiting for lloyd to get back from the store "he was only supposed to get some supplies and come right back." then zelos jumps into max's...complaining.

"quit bitching doc he'll be back soon"

FWAP!

zelos: "what was that for!"

max picks up his helmet off the floor

max: "don't call me doc."

zelos: "sorry didn't know you were so particular about your name, max."

max: "i'm not it's just that 'doc' isn't very dignified ya know?"

just then lloyd enters the room holding a bag of junk with the end of max's battle rifle sticking out and panting like a dog after a mile long run.

kratos: "what's wrong?"

lloyd: "they're everywhere" and faints.

everyone: "ah shit."

later in lloyd's room.

lloyd: (waking up)"what happened?"

silver(me): "from the beginning, you come in, you see, you faint and shit yourself, good enough?"

lloyd: "yeah but did i really shit myself?"

silver: "no."

presea: "then what was that smell?"

zelos: "sorry."

max: "idiot."

silver: "tell me something i don't know."

fred: "ok, psycho grant is in the next room and needs to talk to you."

silver: "damn."

2 minutes later in the next room.

silver: "what do you want?"

pg: "i think i know what lloyd meant by 'them'."

silver: "sooo?"

pg: "oh, yeah these."and pulls a bunny out of a bag. "where'd ya go?"

silver: "up here."

pg: "what are you doing?"

silver: "it's...a...BUNNY!"

pg: "yeah, so?"

silver: "i hate bunnies."

??: "AAAHHHHH!"

silver: "who was that?"

arbiter: running down the hall "leave me be, human!"

raine: "i just want to study you some so GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!"

genis: "wow i've never heard raine use that kind of language before."

fred: "she really wants to study the arbiter doesn't she?"

silver: "ya think?" turns to lloyd "so, who was after you?"

lloyd: "the bunnies."

presea: "i love bunnies."

collette: "me too."

raine: "me too."

genis: "me too."

silver: "i hate bunnies."

lloyd: "me too."

kratos: "me too."

max: "me too."

fred: "me too."

arbiter: "i like the way they taste."

shego: "me too."

silver: "THAT'S IT! the next person to say 'me too' gets a scorpion tank rammed up their ass, got it?"

.

.

kvar: "me too."

engine starts

chris rock: "...RUN BITCHES !!"

splattering noises followed by cannon fire and a machine gun firing.

kvar: running away "you'll never kill me inferior being!"

silver: "wanna bet?"

more cannon and machine gun fire.

silver: looking at kvar's corpse ''yippie ki yay, mother fucker."

chris tucker: "DAMN, SON!"

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now i want you to tell me whether or not i should put master cheif in following chapters or not 'k.
anyway please leave positive feedback...or the scorpion tank will come after you next spartan-177 out.