BPOV

"Bella!"

"Oh no!" I groaned. Emmett called my name and I knew by the sound of his voice I was gonna end up trying to kill him but instead, end up injuring myself. Stupid, strong vampire.

"Oh my sweet Bella!"

Sweet Bella? Now I definitely knew something wrong was about to happen.

I put the book I was reading down, and went downstairs. There stood Emmett, in some very strange clothes. Wait a second. I remember these clothes...Oh my.

"Emmett?"

"Yes Bella?" He replied with a big smile on his face.

"Why are you dressed up as Jasmine from Aladdin?"

"What? Oh..well they didn't have genie clothes and this was the closest thing." This time the smile was replaced by a look of disappointment.

Now we just stood there. Nothing to say. What was I suppose to say? Then I remembered I needed to ask the most important question.

"Emmett?"

"Yes Bella?"

"Why are you here?"

Smacking himself in the head he replied with that grin. You know? THE grin...

"Oh ya! Okay guess what! I'm going to be a genie. and and and! you know what else? I'm going to be YOUR genie! Isn't that great?"

Shocked, I just stood there for a while. I knew Emmett was weird, but I didn't think it was this bad.

"I don't want a genie. I don't need a genie."

"Aw come on Bella! Please? Just for today? I'm so bored!"

"Go be Rosalie's genie"

"I can't"

"Why not"

"She said if I went near here wearing this she'll think I'm gay"

"I don't care. Go away"

"Please!"

"No!"

And with that I walked back upstairs. I loved Emmett but sometimes I just want to slap him across the face and tell him to be normal for once. I went back to my book hoping not to be interrupted again but...

BOOM!

I looked up to see what the noise was and there was Emmett standing at my doorway, holding the door by the doorknob about a foot off the ground. He looked just as surprised as I felt.

"Oh my God!"

I was surprised, then confused, then I was angry.

"EMMETT!"

"Oh my God! Bella I'm so sorry!"

"EMMETT!"

"Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!"

"EMMETT!"

"Please say something beside my name!"

"You broke my door! You ripped it of its hinges"

"I didn't mean to, I just grabbed the doorknob!"

"You're a freaking doorknob!"

"Okay, if I get this fixed before Charlie gets home, would you let me be your genie?"

"Will you leave me alone afterwards?"

"Umm..."

"Oh forget it. Just get this fixed."

Five minutes later

"Okay all fixed."

I went over to the door to make sure everything looked the same. Surprisingly it did. I didn't know Emmett could do this, but hey...I also didn't know Emmett would dress up as Jasmine pretending to be a genie. Emmett fixed the door and now he gets to be my genie. Yay what fun.

Not very happily I told Emmett he could be my genie. He screamed yay and then picked me up. Wow didn't expect that.

"Emmett put me down!"

"Okay."

"Now Emmett!"

"Wait until we get to the house Bella."

That's when I realized he was running. Everything was going by really fast. Really, really fast. Oh no. My stomach. I'm going to puke. I knew if I tried to tell Emmett I'd throw up on him. Maybe...No that's just disgusting and he'll make fun of me forever. So I just closed my eyes and before I knew it I had hit the ground. Yes...hit the ground.

"Sorry Bella"

"No it's okay, people always drop me. Nothing new."

Apparently he couldn't hear the sarcasm in his voice because he didn't think he had to be sorry at all. That's when Esme came down the stairs apparently surprised to see me, but then happy.

"Oh hello Bella dear what brings you..."

She stopped talking when she saw Emmett. Couldn't blame her. What mother wants to see her son in a woman's costume. I wouldn't be surprised if she called a doctor. But Carlisle is a doctor and he'd probably just shake his head and walk away muttering things about Emmett and the asylum. I guess Emmett noticed Esme looking at him because he smiled again and shouted out,"I'M GOING TO BE BELLA'S GENIE!" Stupid Emmett. The whole house shook with laughter as every single Cullen came downstairs. When they saw Emmett they stood there surprised, but then burst out laughing. I glared at everyone. Edward came over and picked me up. He started walking to his room. But Emmett followed. Edward stopped and looked at him.

"Emmett, Bella and I are going to go upstairs. You can't come"

"I'm her genie!"

Edward looked at me with an amused expression. He shook his head and put me down. I was kind of disappointed. I kind of wanted to go to his room. But then I decided I might as well get rid of Emmett by playing his stupid game and get it over with, so I asked without any enthusiasm,"Alright Emmett, what do I have do? I want to finish this up quickly and get it over with." He jumped up and down for a moment then started explaining.

"Alright you get 3 wishes. When your wishes are up you get a surprise."

Alright guys my frist funny story ever. If you don't like it too bad cuz i'm not giving up on this one. and to ppl that read my other story whats trust if its not real i thought abt it and i MIGHT put up a new chappy but rite now i'm working on this one.