Yo! I'm Saggitaria.

I know that EVERY fanfiction reader must have read at least one rant. Get ready because I'm doing the same thing again.(I have zero creativity, and I really wanted 2 write a rant).

first topic of the day. as fanfiction rant customs follow : shippings

ya see. After I entered the world of fanfiction, I have seen some really horrendous shippings. Most of the creepy one's are related to the main characters. Also. I won't be mentioning anything about nalu, graylu, jelu, lalu, lolu , gajlu, julu, lilu, or erlu (Though I find yaoi and yuri creepy. I have seen worse, you'll see it in the next few lines)

No. 1 creepy : Lucy x Happy!? Who on earth came up with this?! this shipping is just wrong! Believe me or not. I have actually seen a fanfiction written about this.

If u r someone who ships this, let me tell you something. Lucy's human and Happy is a stupid flying cat!(no offence happy).

I have, I mean, come on. I had nightmares for weeks after seeing this. you know what. I think I might die so….. Onto the next one.

No. 2 creepy: Lucy x Orga? To all of you who forgot Orga. Orga is a lightning god slayer. He is in the guild sabertooth. He is the guy who got defeated by Jura with just one attack, awesome right?

Okay. I found this shipping stupid because, they didn't even have a conversation with each other. I am pretty sure Orga has forgotten who Lucy is.

I sometimes wonder… what romantic moment did they have with each other? They haven't even looked at each other properly! She saw him just as a rival of fairy tail. I mean. it's just ugghhhhhhh!

No. 3 creepy : Lucy x Yukino! W-w-w-what the hell is wrong with this world? Okay. I am not against Yuri or yaoi, I don't particularly support them too, but, please make some sense. I know that these 2 are celestial mages. I know they are good friends, but, Yukino just looks up to Lucy. they are just friends.

No. 4 creepy : Lucy x Minerva. Okay. Let me get this straight. You guys are shipping Lucy with a girl who tried to kill her? Oh yes, I see complete logic in this. I am pretty sure Lucy will run and hide behind Erza or something if Minerva ever came by fairy tail.

No. 5 creepy : Lucy x Rufus. The same case as orga. They didn't even have a conversation.

No. 6 creepy: Lucy x Master Makarov. Do I even need to say something? I think we all know that this is the creepiest, and believe me or not I saw a lot of these fanfics.

No. 7 creepy : Lucy x Mavis. Okay. Weird, but makes more sense than Happy and Makarov. But it's still hell of a lot creepy.

No. 8 : Lucy x Nashi? Okay, it's not just yuri, but you also want Lucy to get married to her own daughter?

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I think now you guys have a clear view of this realllllllllllly creepy world.

Don't worry. There will be another round of this coming real soon, so take a seat because you will be facing something called reality in these few chaps.

Also, I assure you, these aren't the most creepiest.

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Thanks to all of you guys who read s- class fight begins! I think I'll be updating a brand new story soon. Also, I'm sorry if I update late, cuz even though I am on summer vacations, I still have loads of work, I mean, I'm having my exams the next week school opens.(nobody wants 2 hear my life story).

I am gonna fail …. Goodbye youth.