Doofenshmirtz and Monogram stood in the Tuxedos, parallel from each other. Doofenshmirtz had a crooked look – the suit was way too tight on him. "Hello kiddies, Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz here…, with my nemesis' leader, Francis Monogram… the sissy." Monogram sighed; Doofenshmirtz never stopped calling Monogram's name girly.
"Ugh, can we get to the point of us being here, Heinz?" Monogram questioned. Doofenshmirtz imitated Doofenshmirtz' statement with a teasing voice, acting quite childish for everyone to see. He might even have a back-story behind this. "Fine, now for the reason we're here. We're working together for a big budget Talk-show developed by your very own: TheHandicap."
"He proudly will be financing a question-answer, preferably weekly talk-show. He will take the reviews, with your names attached, and me and my associate will answer them live. So remember: Click Post A Review, Type Up A Question, Post The Review, and Wait To See Your Question Answered… LIVE!!!" Monogram explained. Multiple bursts of confetti shot up from the stage. The two sat down on their chairs, beginning off the first episode. "To make it simple, the questions can be about anything, our time on Phineas & Ferb, our interests, or even 'What Would We Do' to speak like that popular 'What Would Yugi Do' which was created into a video on a video broadcasting website, by someone named LittleKuriboh, or LK. His work is genius!" Doofenshmirtz elaborated.
"Now, for a practice question from our producer. So-and-so writes: 'Dear Monogram, why are all the agents of O.W.C.A. animals?'Well, so-and-so, the reason is that animals actually care for humans enough to do this. Since the humans care for them, they help mankind; however, there is the chance of rogue-agents, such 'Dennis The Rabbit' who turned evil. Thus, animals are the best choice because: a) they have greater compassion towards humans, and b) nobody suspects an animal to be a secret agent." Monogram responded.
"See kiddies, it's as simple as that… so review, review, review!!" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed. A 'thumbs-up' appeared over the screen, TheHandicap narrating:
As my honorable hosts have said, send your reviews. They will all eventually be seen on the show, and will get in as many as possible in each episode. But, do not rush me on new episodes, as certain weeks may not be able to get new episodes out. If you ask me to rush, I'll hold it another week in advance for torturing you all. Hehehe… and Doofenshmirtz calls himself evil. If you don't want your name read with the question, make it clear when writing the question in the review. I need a liable reason why not to include a name, so be specific. We don't want 'Billy-John' to get harassed because: Isn't he too old to be watching a children's show? Yes, yes he is. So… make it bloody clear. I'm not British, just felt like saying that. So, start with the reviews, and the first official episode will be out by the beginning of April 1st… April Fools. No, I wasn't kidding.
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