Chapter 1
Ok, as you all know I've been keeping a personal blog in order to keep track of my transformation into a vampire, I've written all the notes from my vampire certification class, wrote all the juicy details about my hot blood-mate-to-be Naruto, I even wrote quotes from the "biting humans for fun and profit manual"
Anyways back to the story. I know you're all dying to know… am I a vampire? Well actually I'm not. Here's what happened the night I was supposed to be transformed.
I was headed to Club Fang (the coolest Goth club in the universe) with my almost twin sister Hinata (we're like almost identical, we have the same blue hair color, same height 5'6, I'm a little bit bigger in some areas, but she's not that bad, the only thing that's different about us is the eye color and last name, Hinata has lavender color eyes and I have emerald color eyes. Also Hinata's last name is Hyuga and my last name is Haruno. Our dad was the Hyuga and mom is the Haruno. They wanted to give each of us different last name I don't know why). Anyways like I was saying, in Club Fang I was supposed to meet my hot blood mate Naruto. Where he was supposed to bite me and we could spend the rest of eternity together as vampires, and if you ask me is a pretty sweet gig. I mean I'm talking about riches beyond belief, amazing powers and what's more…no high school.
The only problem is, that's not exactly how it all went down. Because instead of biting me, Naruto the mentally challenged vampire bit my almost twin sister Hinata, (we're like almost identical but still, he should have at least double checked that he had the right girl before going to the point of no return). And let me tell you, Hinata had no idea until then that the whole vampire world existed, and she wasn't really pleased to be informed that due to a bloody bad case of mistaken identity, she would have to spend the rest of eternal life as a pasty, blood gulping creature of the night (her words not mine). And Naruto the moron was freaked out beyond belief that he was going to get in trouble with the boss Sarutobi for performing an unauthorized bite. But luckily for him, Sarutobi got dusted soon after by Ten-Ten the vampire slayer. So not only Naruto got off the hook, but he also became the new master and high priest of the vampire organization in the United States of America.
So… long story short. The two of them (Naruto and Hinata) decided to stop the transformation. And they ended up having to go to England to get a drop of pure blood from the Holy Grail. They were able to stop the vampire transformation and my little sister is now a member of the human race again. Oh, I forgot. Also in this whole process. Her and Naruto fell deeply in love and now they're dating. Which leaves me back at square one, no hot blood mate, no riches beyond belief. Just an ordinary American Goth girl who has a major chem. Test tomorrow. Can we say "Sakura's life sucks big time?"