"CUT!"
"Well what the hell are we supposed to do now?" Gou asked as the last episode of the last season of their show Free ended. Nagisa and Rei were crying in the corner, Haru was staring at the pool and Makoto was standing looking confused.
"No idea" Haru said.
"Why - did - it - have - to - END?!" Nagisa sobbed and Rei hugged him.
"SO MANY OF MY SHIPS DIDN'T SAIL!" Friend-chan said, crying as well.
"Why are you even here?" Rin asked.
"The whole cast of Free is here!" Friend-chan said "Including the minor characters!"
"This doesn't make sense why are my grandparents sitting on inflatable crocodiles in the pool" said Haru
"There is a saying that goes-" Ama-chan began.
"Shut up teacher-chan" everyone said
"Ok"
"Well this sucks," Sosuke said. "What are we supposed to do with our lives now?"
"I forgot to tell my fangirls I love them!" Rei sobbed
"lol what fangirls" Rin said and Rei cried even more.
"Don't worry, folks," the director said "Eventually you won't need to worry about what to do with your life!"
"ARE WE GETTING ANOTHER SEASON?!" Nitori asked excitedly
"Maybe this time I'll be a more important character" Momo sighed and Seijuuro burst out laughing.
"Nope!" the director said cheerfully "We've got better animes to direct"
"Excuse you sir but this could have been a VERY good anime if you added more muscly men" Gou said, putting her hands on her hips "I mean Seijuuro is cool and all but this anime never put me together with him!"
"That's because this anime is about gay swimming boys and you're not one so" Makoto said
"Shut up Makoto" said Haru
Gou charged at Makoto and the two of them started fighting. Nagisa took out a pot noodle and started eating it
"Where did you get that from?!" Momo demanded
"I went to the kitchen while y'all were fighting" Nagisa said "This is goooood stuff man"
"Please shut up everybody" Haru said
Friend-chan squealed as Haru stripped down to his swimsuit and jumped in the pool
"Haru you just drowned your own grandparents" Makoto pointed out
"They had it coming" Haru said "They were getting old anyway"
"Guys why are we all trapped in a massive swimming centre?" Rin asked
"No idea, but it is beautiful" Rei said "Look at the symmetry in the patterns on the ceiling" Then he fainted.
"Oh" Nagisa said
"Anyway guys, thanks for being members of this anime, ta ta" said the director
"Wait where are we-" Makoto began
Then a massive portal opened and the whole cast fell in
"AAAAA SENPAI HOLD ME" Nitori shrieked
"GET OFF ME YOU WEIRDO" Rin shouted
"THIS IS NOT BEAUTIFUL!" Rei whined
"I MUST WRITE SMUT FOR NITORI AND RIN RIGHT NOW" Friend-chan exclaimed "BUT AH I'M FALLING HELP"
Then they fell into this massive bit of darkness and suddenly split apart and minimized in size
"You've done your work in the anime world, now let's see how you hold up in THE REAL WORLD! As BABIES!" the director announced
"AAAAH NOT THE REAL WORLD!"
Nine months later, the reincarnations of the Free cast were born. If your baby grows up to like swimming too much, they're probably one of them.
The End