Hi! This fanfic is basically about: what if Maximum Ride was kidnapped by Artemis Fowl instead of Holly? Please tell me if I am going out of character with anyone! It's accidental.

Chapter One

Life's hard when you're a child genius. Or a human animal hybrid.

Artemis

"Butler. I have had a breakthrough. Get here, right now with Juliet." I spoke into the walkie talkie. Resuming my typing, I printed off the last page off and reread it quickly. My heart was beating faster in anticipation. Unusual. Butler arrived, and I began. "Since I have moved on from childish fairies, I have discovered a great amount of information on animal-human hybrids. I plan to capture one and investigate it, and perhaps extract a ransom from its laboratory for it. I have set my sights on one hybrid in particular…." I motioned to an enlarged photograph of a tall girl with blonde streaked hair, brown eyes and wings. "It's name is Maximum Ride."

Max

I flew, with the wind in my hair with my flock through the clouds, so happy that we were all together. And alive. Which trust me, is an epically awesome bonus for us. You see, (even though Iggy doesn't), we are children taken when we were children to the School, and evil facility, or should I say mad scientist lab, where we were experimented on by the sickest, evilest scientists anyone can imagine. So sick and evil that we only ended up 98% human. The flock and I are 2% bird, so we have wings and can fly. We found out some information about Fang's parents since we defeated my clone, (long story), and escaped Itex's evil clutches. Turns out Fang is IRISH, who would off guessed with his black hair and pale skin. So there we were, flying together all over Ireland. As the flock were flying over Tara, I spotted something going on down on the ground. A huge, huge, gorilla of a man was standing over a fallen pale boy. Oh, no. I can't stand not helping an underdog. "Guys, I'll be back in a minute. Just saw something. If I'm not back in 3 hours, land at that island we passed a while back and wait for me. Fang, you're in charge." I swooped down and landed a few metre away from the pair, careful to hide my wings.

Butler

Guard the principal. That girl could be special, she was a hybrid. Artemis's plans always worked, but this one was… different. Kidnapping an actual human being? Kidnapping a fairy would have been difficult. Not psychically, but mentally. I am a man of great honour, I've been told, and kidnapping innocents is difficult. But now the plan is set. According to Artemis, this 'Maximum' is very empathetic and will help any underdog. So I am to 'terrify' him when he tracks the girl flying over. Such a brilliant plan (or not.)