Haiiii! u guzis miss me? well here we are! less get on wit is… :D:D:D:D
Kywa said he wants his chara 2 be a sexy teen gurl like me ;P so ok! here we goooo!
oonce upon a long taim e ago there was a girl named Sakura (lool that's me) n she like 2 read anime. it was so hot when there ware boiis makin out n stuff. her bff Kouya liked wenn 2 gurls maked out n stuff so she was a lezbian.
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^(in case u cant read it,is japanese text :D;D:D:d)
ok so wat happen was une day dey r in da pubic libary n Sakura was lookin at gay stuff n Kouya was lukin at lesbians. it was cool but den sakurawanted 2 see da bak of da libary and Kouya was like 'ok maybe we can fuck'.
so wat happen was dat Kouya fell down (on Sakuras crotch) and Sakura was all sacared she was gonan get raped and yelled … den she realized it wuz only her bessstest friend wo was dere.
" u r so cute Koya!"
"oh tank u so wat u wnana see"
"apples…"
"wat"
"hot Pakistani men…"
"…wat"
"jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk!11 i just wanan see wats here."
"lol ok"
so dey went to da bak n sakura found dis book… HETALIA! "Pastaaaaaa! i love Italians"
"mm… sexy ladies"
"haha u pervart"
suddenly da book startad to gloww! OMG!
they got suked in.
"where… where the hezlxkj are wee…."
"Kyouya? wait dats not ur name lol i mean Koya.. wait.. omg who am I"
"who r u… get off mah propertayy!" a guy wit a shotgun? who da fuk…
"oh.. just a girl. thotu u were dos blimeys… haha"
"wtf"
"the name is Kirkland. Arthur,Arthur Kirkland. n u r?"
(nur… lolz)
"I'm Sa.. Sakura. Sakura Hanamichi. i don't remember anything ouse.. i just rwoke up on ur frunt lawn"
"fuck"
"yea"
"u got big eyebrows…"
"shut up bitch. come inside." he showed her inside. it was big. very big.
MEANWHILE IN SOVIET RUSSIA….
"who r u da?"
"wat"
"y r u naked da"
"wat"
.. oh,he was naked… omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!1
"omg im sorry.. i don't know where i am"
"drunken nite.. i understand, da. cum in"
"k"
Will Sakura and Koyoua ever meet again? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTR! leave gud reviews plz :DDDDDDD