Naegi was doin his usual stuff, ya kno, sleepin in his jacket or som shit
AnyWay Togami came behind him and said
"How is my sexy shota doin" in a very very erotica,l voice. Naegi started blushing like a vergin. Togami went in hte bed next to his smexy shota
Naegi was s cared a little but he could already feel a bulge forming in his pants just because Togami was in the same room as him. Who could resist that? Togami was super duper highschool mr wonderful after all. His ahoge started wriggling
"Are you ready to do the do Makto-chan" asked Togami in a very seme way. Naeg g bloshed and hid his face. He wasnt sure what to do. He was average at everything, but he lacked in the sex department. He didnt have any straight scores for it
Togami grabbed his ahoge and licked it. Naegi was already over the limit and pissed himself. They did the do afterwards(aka the 'yaoiz')
*some weeks later idk*
Naegi was in front of a toilet. He was barfing rainbows cause he was gay. Togami wasnt holding his hair or comforting him cause that was gay,ew.
Anyway after a while Togami got tired of the homosexual coming outta Naegis mouth and he went with him to the hosipil. The nurse/doctor thing aka Tsumiki took them for a radiography cause thats what happens always all the time.
She looked at them files and nearly barfed then took the tests again because that couldnt possibly happen wtf. After the second time tho she started doing more tests on the stomach or something.
I have no idea really.
"Naegi wtf" was the only thing she could mutter. She was shock
"Naegi you are... sixteen and pregnant" She finished
Togami grabbed Naegi's hand cause he was there the whole time obviously. They shared a tearful moment and afterwards Naegi fainted.
*hours later probably*
He woke up to Tsumiki's voice
"Naegi why you not use condom" The nurse sighed. This was too gay for her liking
Naegi countered "Im a guy why use condoms lol" He smirked then screamed. He remembered that he was... mpreg
Outta sudden Togami enter room with the mr wonderful song blasting in the background
"LETS GET HOPE-wait shit wrong lyrics"
"Togaymi wtf are u doin u gay" Naegi looked confusedly at him
"Where our bby I gotta do a thing" He sed in his serious face
"What thing u gotta do"
"I gota kill hte bby its the only way we can incubate the piano" He sai while playing angry birds
"Wtf how you incubate piano" Naegis hair turned pink
"Also kids gonna die cause its my conglomerate ya feel" Togami said while grewing a ahoge
"WHAT NO" Naegi was anger
"Ok" said togami while he okeyed
"Anyway" Tsumiki cleared her throat "That thing is like 5 weeks old. I cant wait to see it come out of your penis"
Togami laughed to himself. It all felt like a badly written story written by Touko Fuckass. Then he got mad because it was all real. His shota pregnant. He had to commit himself to only one Naegi
"Also I think that the kid is a egg" Tsumiki shook her head. She was depress
"So Naeggis gonna lay a egg?" Togami confused
"I think so at least. I hope it comes outta the butt" She clapped her hands happily
"Anyway." She began again"Do any of you two... hhave birth defects?" She looked cheerios
Naegi raised his hand "Beside my ahoge?"
Tsumiki rolled her eyes. This was going to be a long thing and the egg probably wont even come out cause its inhumanely possdible.
It is going to be a long way for our gay, but what will happen? Lets just hope this never updates