On the second floor of a snack pud- Okay, you know what? Fuck it. You already know what the place is because you saw the damn place in the Gintama crossover section and you must have some knowledge of it. And if not... why the fuck are you here? GO READ THE MANGA FOR CRYING OUT lOUD YOU MOTHERFU-
Sorry, i'm just in a bad mood because it was suppose to be posted weeks ago but my own computer didn't arrive in time and i'm just writing right now. *breath in and sigh* So let's fuck the introduction and move on to the goddamn story.
"We already over a year now and the last arc of Gintama is still not finish yet? What the fuck are you?! A bunch of lazy gorilla troops?!" Gintoki ranted his reaction of the Silver Soul arc itself still not being finished yet.
"Gin-san, do you realized that the author can't right?" Some Glassian who's part of Yorozuga Gin whose name I can't remember pointed it out. "OI, MY NAME IS SHIN-"
"Too bad those gorillas aren't bandanas or else i've eaten them already." Kagura comment before she chow on the giant-size onigami (rice ball) made for her, because she's part of the Yato clan species, which one of the words meaning "Moon Rabbit" in japanese. Get it? Kagura is a cute little rabbit because she's a small girl. Eh? Eh? Eeeehhhhh? ... Okay, that joke is just as bad as the Mr. Freeze's pun jokes from the terrible movie that is known as *shiver* Batman and Robin. Let's get going before I have terrible war flashbacks in battles that I wasn't involve in due to that movie.
"OI, DON'T TRY TO IGNORE ME-"
"Oi, Kagura. If you eat too way many bandanas, then you'll end up vomiting out a baby just like how Piccolo was born, just like in Lesson 675." Gintoki warned the teenage Yato girl as he pick his nose with his pinky while Sadaharu just yawned.
"OI, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!"
"Oh, please. We're just in some fucking lazyass writer's fanfic because he fucking was bored as hell and wanted to do a Gintama fanfic. Like ever the chance of that ever happening at all." Kagura said arrogancely about it.
"OI, ARE YOU TWO EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!"
"Oi, Glassian. Quit whining just like Kira from Gundam Seed." Gintoki told the Glassian as he compare his complaining to the whining of the most hated Gundam character in the 2018 poll.
"OI! YOU KNOW MY NAME-"
"No I don't. Because if we your true name, then it would ruin the joke."
"WHAT THAT SUPPOSE TO-" That was when their doorbell rang, causing the Glassian to forget whatever he was arguing about to get up from the couch and get the door. "I get it!" He went to the door and slide it open, which reveal...
"HELLO~!"
A similar white-hair short ice queen from a certain show wearing a simple white t-shirt and white pant as she struck with a Miku post with a big cheerful smile on her face. There was a pregnent pause as the Glassian and the Ice Queen look each other in silence, remaining in posture... before he suddenly slam the door close on her face and yelled to Gintoki with a panic look as he shouted. "GIN-SAN! WE GOT A ICE QUEEN PROBLEM!"
"So?" Gintoki asked with disinterest in his voice as he continue to pick his nose.
"THE TIME-TRAVELING SPACE NAZI ARE INVADING-"
"THAT'S RASICT!"
The short white-haired girl fired a Ice-formed gauntlet that suddenly burst through the shoji, punching the Glassian right in the face, knocking his own glasses right off of his face, sent him flying across the room, and making a Glassian-shaped dent in the wall just right by the silver-haired former samurai as Gintoki, Kagura, and Sadaharu just causally ignoring it as if it happen all the time.
Gintoki then slowly look at said Glassian with an annoyed look across his face for making the dentation in the wall before the ice queen then suddenly turn angry from happy as she then pick up the glasses from the floor, thinking that it was the Glassian, as she made a cheerful remark to it. "Oh good~! You've barely dodge that attack, you damn Glassian~!"
One moment later...
"My name is Weiss. It's a pleasure to meet you." The ice queen, who've introduce herself as Weiss, which is not surprising and really obvious because of the name of the fanfic up above, to the Yorozuya as they were sitting on the two couch facing each other with the Glassian still wedge in the wall.
"So Weiss, why you are here? You want to hired us to get back to your own universe?" Gintoki asked before he drank some strawberry milk out of a strawberry milk carton.
"No. Actually..." Weiss suddenly stood up and point her finger at Gintoki as she shouted. "I WANT YOU TO HIRED ME!"
Gintoki just give a blank expression to Weiss before he start picking his nose again as he ask. "Ok. So why should I hired you?"
"Because my name is in the title of this stupid fanfic. If it wasn't named after me, then why should I be even in this dumbass fanfic made by a lazyass robot dinosaur that can laser out of his mouth if it wasn't named after me anyway?" Weiss pointed out. Gintoki was silent for a moment before he look up to see the title and then look then back at Weiss.
"You mean the black-colored Gairyuki from Zoids whose early fanfics are so corny and bad that they good?" He asked, which is pretty true if you read them. Trust me, don't read some of them. They're pretty terrible, espically my first attempt at a fanfic.
"Yes."
"Okay. Fine you can join." Gintoki answered as he then reassume picking his own nose, which made Weiss happy as she jump into the air due to this.
"YAH!" Weiss then bring up the glassian's glass and talk to it." NOW I CAN REPLACE YOU AS ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS OF THIS STUPID CROSSOVER, YOU STUPID GLASSIAN!"
The glassian then peel himself off of the wall and quickly came over to her before he grab his glasses from her and put them back on before he shouted at Weiss in anger. "OI, YOU CAN'T JUST REPLACE ME! I'M ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS!"
"You're just one of the butt-monkeys of the manga who is demoted to a extra role and whose name that the author of this crossover fanfic can't really remember." Weiss simply stated as she pointed it out to him.
"I'M-" The glassian shouted as he was to retort... before only to realized that she was telling the truth to him. 'Oh my god. She's right about that.'
The glassian then sulk and wailed about the injustice of all being demoted to a extra role as he pounded the floor. "Oi, you don't need to whine about it since you still got your dignity." Gintoki calmly commented as he sit down into his favorite chair and lean as he prick his nose while reading this week current issue of Weekly Shōnen Jump.
"THAT EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!"
The rest of the Yorozuya just causally ignored the glassian's sulking. Sadaharu just open one of his eyes and see Weiss before closing his eyes to sleep... only for him to did a double-take and realizing this was Weiss from the web show RWBY. Knowing her reactions to cute things in the RWBY fandom community, he attempt to sneak into outside so she won't notice that he was here... "CUTY DOGGO~!" Only for the Yorozuya's mascot to cursed his own damn luck as Weiss was skipping toward him... before she was kick into the wall of the room by Kagura and fall to the floor before she got up and yelled at the Yato girl. "WHAT THE HELL YOU DID THAT FOR?!"
"ONLY I'M ALLOW TO HUG SADAHARU, YOU DUMB STICK!"
"What-WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST CALLED ME, YOU STUPID BRAT?!"
"BRING IT ON, YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!"
Weiss immediately summon the Armor Gigas to attack Kagura and they immediately begun to punching and fighting each other as they let out their battle warcries.
"ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT!"
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? A DEATH BATTLE BETWEEN KENSHIRO AND JOTARO KUJO?!" Gintoki yelled in confusion as he reference the 90th episode of Death Battle.
A/N: Okay, inspiration I got for this crossover was RWBY Tama by AtGrassNeinJuanWan and A World of Bloody Evolution by RedrumSprinkles, put them in a blender, and comes pop out Weiss-Tama.
The joke that I can't remember Shinpaichi's name? It's actually true, as I can only remember Gintoki, Kagura, and even Sadaharu's names, but not Shinpaichi's. As I can only remember the Shin part of his name and end with something something. And the main reason why he has a demoted role now as the buttmonky. Poor Shinpaichi, even in real life, he still can't get any respect. Which is why I put into this crossover as a joke in the first place.
As you tell by reading, I go with the flow. In another word, I improvised.
I still got one more story to make and post before i'll disappearing for a few days. Why? It is because i'm making two special one-shots for Hallowen because I fucking love Hallowen so much. And don't worry, I'll still do the 5th story in the Chaos Emperor Saga will still come to this month.