50 Ways to Drive Uchiha Itachi to the point of Murder. (And By murder I mean to murdering you so be careful.)

1. Sing "Dude Looks like a Lady" to him while he is in the shower.

2. Cut his hair.

3. Tell him he should have eaten more carrots. Then maybe his eyesight wouldn't be so bad.

4. Tell him Orochimaru still has the whip. If he asks what you are talking about, wiggle your eyebrows suggestively and say "you know what I'm talking about."

5. Tell him Kisame is in love with him.

6. Read to him Uchihacest fanfics.

7. Make him watch High School Musical 1,2, and 3 for three days straight.

8. Tape his reaction.

9. Take his baby pictures and sell them on EBay.

10. Call him Wesel.

11. Put a crown on his head and call him King Wesel.

12. Tell him Naruto wants to be just like him.

13. Tell him Tsunade said she wants some lovin.

14. Bleach one side of all his clothes white and say Zetsu did it.

15. Switch his Black nail polish with hot pink nail polish.

16. Cut the midsection out of his clothes and say Sai did it.

17. Walk up to him and say "Believe it!" then walk away. Do this at random intervals.

18. Dye his hair pink when he is sleep and when he wakes up say "Hey Sakura!"

19. Walk to him during a meeting get on one knee and say "Will you marry me?"

20. Tape his reaction.

21. Tie him to a chair and make him watch the Naruto Abridged series.

22. Tape his reaction.

23. Point at him and scream "witch" at random intervals

24. Tell his fan girls the locations of all his hiding places. Watch as the mayhem ensues. Tape it and show it to all of the Atatsaki.

25. Lock him in a room with a drunken Lee.

26. Tell him Pain wants some lovin. All seven of them.

27. Tape his reaction.

28. Tell his Gai wants to marry him.

29. Yell "Hey Fluffy!" every time you pass him in the halls.

30. Stare at him for a hour. When he finally asks what you say "Hi!" Then walk away.

31. While he is using the Sharingan walk up to him and say "You know…Neji's blind justu is better."

32. While he is eating fish walk up to him and say "Doesn't Kisame taste good?" or "You ate Kisame's sister. You monster!"

33. Follow him around all day singing "Barbie Girl".

34. Poke him while saying "poke" at random intervals.

35. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to the song "Whip My Hair" for a full 24 hours on full volume.

36. Lock him in a room with a sugar fueled Naruto with a pair of scissors.

37. Ask Zaubsa to perform a "Water Dragon Bullet" test on him and see if he melts.

38. When he is in hi Atatsaki robe, ask him if his mother made that for him.

39. Ask him if he wears a man-kini.

40. Ask him if he plays "Naughty Ninjas" with the kill Bee and the Eight Tail Giant Ox wearing a school girl outfit.

41. Follow him around all day singing "I feel Pretty".

42. Strategically place a bucket of water on the door and wait. When Itachi comes in and is soaked with water, you pop out of your hiding place and say "Dang it Kisame he didn't melt."

43. Tell Itachi that the woman in "Make out tactics" is based on him.

44. When Itachi is called to see the leader skip in step with him and sing "Were off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz!"

45. Walk to Itachi and stare at him. When he finally opens his mouth to say anything interrupt him and say "It was great talking to you." Then walk away.

46. Black mail Itachi into doing the "Caramelldansen" dance. Tape it.

47. When Itachi passes look over to the ninja next to you and whisper loudly "It must be his time of the month."

48. Run up to him and scream "Blah!" the walk away.

49. Post all of his reaction videos on YouTube. Show him how many hits you got.

50. If all else fails. Flip his skirt-I mean robe.