Viking – Welcome to my poetry corner!
Hiccup – Oh, Thor, please, help us all.
Viking – It's your poetry corner too Hiccup!
Hiccup – No! I never agreed to this!
Viking – So?
Hiccup - *sighs* Fine...
Viking – YAY!
Hiccup is really cute.
I wish I could see him in a suit.
I bet it would look very formal.
I'm definitely anything but normal.
Hiccup – I agree with that last line.
Viking is really weird.
Seriously, it's my life that is feared.
She smothers me in hugs.
And she never closes her windows so there are a lot of bugs.
I don't know what I'm writing anymore.
I think I'm going to go die on the floor.
Viking – The fourth line was way too long!
Hiccup – It's not as easy as it looks.
Ruffnut can be a total bitch.
But I don't think she's a witch.
She has a brother named Tuff.
And he is really buff.
Actually that was a lie.
Hey look! There is a fly!
Hiccup – *WTF expression*
Viking – I needed something to rhyme with lie!
Hiccup – How's this?
Actually that was a lie.
I think Snotlout should die.
He always lies and hits me.
I wish he would go get stung by a bee.
Viking – Nice one!
HTTYD is so cool.
But there is only one rule.
Viking owns Hiccup.
So there is no mishap.
She owns him for life.
If someone disagrees there will be an issue with a knife.
Hiccup – Hiccup and mishap don't rhyme, Viking.
Viking – Your turn!
Being kidnapped is not so fun.
I wish I was allowed to run.
Viking is with me everywhere.
I'm going to go eat a pear.
Viking – We have no pears.
Hiccup – Really? Can I have an apple instead?
Viking – Sure.
Hiccup has gone to eat.
He has smell feet.
He's covered in freckles, head to toe.
My lawn really needs a mow.
Here I am, in my room.
I wonder if my mum has any perfume.
Hiccup – My feet don't smell bad! *Bites into apple*
Viking – You wear boots the size of King Kong!
Viking thinks I have boots the size of King Kong.
Anyone else think that's physically wrong?
Right now she's listening to Owl City.
Adam Young, on you I feel pity.
It's a song about needing a friend.
I think Viking's mind needs a mend.
Viking – It's a song about feeling alive!
Hiccup – I tried that but I could only think of hive!
That was all about nothing at all.
The leaf turns over, I'm willing to fall.
Hiccup – That was a quote from the song! That's cheating!
Viking is a cheater.
I bet she can't even run a metre.
She just sits there on Facebook.
She's turning into a bit of a sook.
She never updates her FanFiction anymore.
There she is, sitting on the floor.
Her readers are starting to give her death threats.
An American baseball team? The New York Mets.
Viking – I'm not sitting on the floor! I'm on my bed. And I haven't checked my Facebook for like ten minutes!
Hiccup – Hmm... I thought you would point out my American baseball team thing?
Viking – Nah, it's cool.
Hiccup can be really mean.
I think there is a meat called lean.
Gods, I'm finally going insane.
What's happening to my brain?
I need help right now.
I never should have talked to that owl.
Hiccup – Owl? What owl?
Viking – Never you mind...
Viking has a lot of songs.
You pick up food with a pair of tongs.
I'm so tired.
I think I'm going to get fired.
Wait, I don't have a job?
I'm just going to go sob.
I want to go back home.
Why doesn't Viking have a garden gnome?
Viking – that's probably the most random one so far!
Hiccup – Okay then, you make a more random one.
I have a class called art.
Fishlegs is very smart.
I am wearing tights.
Someone turn on the lights.
I can't see.
Hiccup might flee.
My life goal is to write a book.
And learn how to cook.
I want to do some other stuff too.
Cows go moo.
Hiccup – Yep, you can do it.
Viking – Yay! Randomness! Hiccup, go!
Why me?
I think that dog has a flee.
I want to see snow.
Rivers have to flow.
Also Rivers is a clothes store.
But no one goes there anymore.
It's just really crap.
Trees have sap.
I don't know why I put up with this.
If I hit Viking, I'd probably miss.
Her friend has my dragon tied up in her back yard.
This poetry stuff is really hard.
You probably just laughed.
Dirty minds think so fast.
That did rhyme.
But that's fine.
I need to sleep.
Hopefully Viking won't make a peep.
Viking – Hahaha!
Hiccup – O.o
This chapter is getting long.
How about we see a song?
Nah I can't be bothered.
Have people really hovered?
I need to check my Facebook.
Just a sneak peek, just a look.
Nothing has happened there.
I don't think Hiccup is wearing underwear.
I'm listening to a song called 'Right Now'.
Punches go POW!
I slowly getting tired.
Is my head wired?
No, that can't be true.
I've never gotten the flu.
I hate school.
They all treat me like a fool.
All the bullies and the jerks.
It never has its perks.
I probably shouldn't have said that.
Some people are fat.
But that's okay, we're all alright.
Even if sometimes we fight.
I really need to go to bed.
Now that Hiccup has been fed.
Hiccup – were you seriously talking about me having no underwear on?
Viking – Does that mean you're not wearing any? ;)
Hiccup – Help me... please...
Viking – We should go...
Hiccup – yes, you're falling asleep at your laptop!
Viking – uh huh... But first we need to disclaim.
Hiccup – Can we just put a disclaimer note at the end? I'm too tired to mention all that stuff...
Viking – Sure.
DISCLAIMER – Viking does not own the following...
Facebook.
Owl City.
The song 'Right Now'.
King Kong.
Rivers.
The New York Mets.
The line - "That was all about nothing at all. The leaf turns over, I'm willing to fall." From the Owl City song 'Plant Life'.
Poetry Corner.-That was created by the wonderful author 'St. Fang of Boredom'. If you've read 'Maximum Ride' you should really check her out. In my opinion she's one of the best author out and the gave me the idea that I should kidnap Hiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon
Hiccup – You're going to get sued.
Viking – Yup.
Hiccup – Are you even going to post this?
Viking – Maybe, probably not. We'll see.
Well, bye from Viking and Hiccup!
R&R?