Altering Fate

ONce apron a tiem dere was Man name Kiritsugu. He sumon Sevrant. It girl! She mad. Altar Sabar here! She goes "GRRR" Iri ish scared. Den da War start. stuffs hapen n Asahassansin ded.

Den Wav3r wif Rider. Watch FIGHT. Da Saber figt Lancer. Den Lancer ratn about some shet, "LOAYLTY N HONAR!"

But den Seber use excablast, he ded (EX rank Loyalty/Honor failed). And Kayaaaaaaneth emelloi dude ded 2 cuz his mercuyr blob not as gud as Gaara's sand. O n Sola-i-have-a-really-long-name ran away. Den Kiritsugu no use assasinate skillz cuz Saber Altar can win world pece by killin pplz. Den BerserkCAR showed up. He mad. But den Saber exablast him 2. Lanceloto pull out sward n abosrob blast. But den Saber just punch him. He KO.

Den the Kings talk over feast. I mean GoB drinks. Den Assissins show up and FAIGHT. But Rider use NP! NP give men and men kiel assassins. Assassins r sad. O and Saber altar see da Caster, who kiles pplz and make instruments out of corpse. Caster was liek, "JOAN DE ARC! BE Mai wafu!" But he get exabllist n die.

Den uh. BerserCAR showed up n atick Saber, no 4 some1's glroy dis time. Den he use ARonidight. But Saber tek out Cariburn n Excaribur cuz she screws da rules. Den ROW ROW FIGHT POWAH n DOUBLE EXCALICALIBURNBLASTS BerserCar. Kariya live btw cuz he cool. He fought powah n get rid of worm.

Oh yeh Tokiomi stil live. Uh, Kirei stab him, and lauhg, "REJOICE TOKIOMI, FOR YOUR DREAMS HAS FINALIY COME TRUE!"

Who stil alive? Uh, oh yeh Waver tsill alive n tsuntsun. Uh, Kerrytugu smart n spiy. See dat Gil see him as mongrel. N since dog r mongrels, n dogs has packs. Rider n Kerrytugu team up n make a pack of MONGRELS! N den 2 vs 1 battle faight! Saber Alter and Rider, the King of Conquerors vs HaxGil!

Grillgamesh say, " lawls u mongrels still mongrel no mater hou many! Gates of Babylon!"

Den Rider use TWO NPs at saM tim3! Which is against da Fate rules cuz it never happen in canon. (Aside from SufferLAncer who spears sux0rz) Den he get army 2 charge. He also charge w/ NP #2, his Via Expen(2 hard 2 spel, its GOLDEN BULLS) 2 charge Gil.

N Sabar no wanna marry Gil go, "Your hair looks dumb." (obv meaning badass) Den she use excalbast w/ darkNESS.

Gil lulzed and pul out EA games. Ea games rotate very fast n Gil yell angryly, "You mongrels are not worthy of the death I shall deliver you!1!1!1!ONE!"

Den Rider die :(. But Saber is smart and kiel Iri :( and get Avalon! Den Saber live n stab Gil wif Exalibur.

Gil mad n sumon Vimana with dyhing breath. He nuke city. Den Saber, Gil, Kerry, and a large part of Japan die. But Kirei still alive cuz he got in Vimana. He say, "REJOICE KIRITSUGU! FOR YOUR DREAMS HAVE FINALLY COME TRUE!"

(it true cuz Kerry save ppl from die from Grail) Also Saber die cuz nuke radiation. The end!

O wait, I forgot about Rin. She was liek kinda fanservice in that Rin episode. So uh, I guess she's gotta make an a pier ants.

SO, Dat Zelriech dude be trollin'. ANd sum shiny, friendly Kaleidostick fell into Rin's hands. She not ded btw cuz Kariya save her. Den Rin TURN INTO loli Kaleido Ruby!

Kirei appear at da scene where Rin be at. He laugh, "Rin, It's time for this play to end!" Kirei hold up Tokiomi crops and made a theatrical Kirei gesture. "Dis man no ur father; Rin I AM YOUR FATHER!"

Rin was like, "Never!" Den she fly up with sum broom into ze air and go "Mister Priest, I dun liek you! MASTER SPARK DA ZE!"

Then Kirei cream, "AhHh! This pain is soOoooO good. My body feels hotter than the spiciest mapo tofu!" Hen, Kirei died when he was killed, cuz Heartless don't like Touhous.

True end!