Disclaimer: Butch Hartman owns the Crowning Series of Awesome that is Danny Phantom, while David Hopkins owns Jack. If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it! Take out my deck so the card games resolve it!
There I was, out in space. Alone, helpless, irredeemable. The Disasteroid should have killed me; it didn't, unfortunately. Even more unfortunate was the sudden realization that the human body can't survive without food or water for long. Mine had succumbed to this long before my mind did; eventually it to, had failed to work.
I've gotta know
Who takes a life for free?
Some kind of man,
I know would tell her openly.
All those times I've lusted over Madeline, wanting to steal her and her little badger Daniel from that fool Jack, and it cost me my life.
I know your eyes expand
I won't lead you by the hand.
Scheme after scheme, lie upon lie and what do I have to show for it? Defeat, that's what. I hated that.
I'll ask again,
Please, is there anybody free?
A foreign land
Why won't they speak to me?
Even an attempt to mold the perfect son ended up in disaster, all because of that wretched hero and that traitorous failure of a "daughter" Danielle.
I know your eyes expand
We can't lead you by the hand
If I hadn't exposed myself as a half-ghost, and blackmailed Amity Park into servitude, I would've been hailed as a hero, instead of suffering the fate of dying alone.
Know you're a knuckleduster
And you're caught in a relapse now
With eyes half open and a trail of head crumbs,
Tell me again where you are from.
Alas, there is a light at the end of this dark tunnel of mortality, as the Reaper has arrived to seal my fate. As he readied his scythe to harvest my soul, I could have sworn that he looked like a red-eyed, green rabbit.
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