Backstory:

Black had begun his Pokémon journey at the age of 14, older than some but still considered young for his age. With him were his good friends Bianca and Cheren who were his friends ever since childhood times. Bianca typically was the quick to excite, but slow to act type while Cheren was the complete opposite mostly due to his abnormal interests in studies. But, how could this circle of friends be complete without the one and only White? White was the about the same age as Black and the rest of his friends and due to that began her journey at the same time. But, all and all White never exactly had the same heart felt consent of wanting to go and become the very best trainer in the world. So why did White decide to go on the journey if she never actually had the passion to do it in the first place? The truth was that she had a very cliché secret that no one knew about and that secret was that she was attracted to Black. (A whole lot to be honest) She couldn't bear to see Black leave her and because of that she decided to follow the same dream Black had, become the Pokémon Champion. (Because if she didn't then we would have a plot line similar to Disney) And so begins the Romantic Adventures of Black and White.

And now the story begins

Part one: Girl Humor (This part is actually totally irrelevant to the story, but hey it's funny. I think)

"Oh Black, you don't know how long I've waited for you to say that!" screamed an ecstatic White. In return Black only responded with a sly smile and with that he started to lean in.

(Now in White's view)

"Omg, omg, omg I can't believe that were finally going to do it! Common Black just lean in a little more and…" just about when Blacks lips were about to connect with White's the whole scene reverberated into a burst of light and screams. "White, White wake up already were going to be late to get our Pokémon, and if were late then I won't be able to get that adorable Osswatt!" screamed a certain annoying voice. White moaned and inch by inch started getting up, but before she could a purse flew and smacked White right in the butt. White screamed so loudly that even Arceus the god of all things purple took notice, but he shook it off as probably some teenage girl that found a bargain on shoes. "Oh dear, I really have to work out those glitches on those pathetic humans" sighed an exasperated Arceus.

Transitioning back to White's bedroom

"That wouldn't have had to happen if you were just faster." Bianca said slyly, "What, no apology! You should be grateful that I don't kill you or rip apart your stupid oversized purse!" yelled a pissed off White. Bianca only gasped at the threat "No, no nothing but that, I love this purse, it was on sale for Arceus's sake!" With that Bianca started fondling her purse while whispering to it "Don't worry, mommies here, mommies here…" White snickered at her friend's idiocy and was going to continue on taunting her when she remembered that Bianca had woken her up from probably the greatest dream of all times. "…" And with that one thought, the Kraken was released. But, the release was halted when White furiously got up and by doing that the pain on her butt intensified by a thousand fold. The pain was so unbearable that White started screaming with enough intensity to halt the Krakens release by another millennium. Bianca only laughed at the sadistic sight. "Now White, you may want to hurry because if you don't then we won't ever get our Pokémon. And if we don't ever get our Pokémon then that means I won't ever get my darling Osswatt. And if that happens then I'm going to give you a smack harder than a Blissey's double slap on your butt again (With the lucky punch item held)." said a grinning Bianca. Shocked silly by Bianca's empty threat White quickly got up and put on all her cloth and packed everything she needed for her adventure with Black and no one else besides Black. And with that thought many fantasies of White's started to disperse in her head, "Oh Black, fondle me and never stop." Thought White, Black responded with "Are those condoms White!" Utterly shocked with the response White opened her eyes and was released out of her daze by a monstrous face of Bianca. "So are those condoms or not White?" asked a very curious Bianca.

(After many hours the great battle of Nuvema town had subsided. Actually scratch that. What really happened was that White realized Bianca's misunderstanding and simply responded with an angry explanation)

"What, no, those are silicon packets Bianca!" "Are you sure White?" "For Arceus's sake if I wasn't sure then I would probably be pregnant by now Bianca." "WOAH, so you have slept with men already!" White then took a moment to compute what she had just said to Bianca and with that she realized her carless wording. "Dammit now it sounds like I have slept with men, uggh what should I do, oh will looks like I have to use Bianca's idiocy and my awesome cleverness to sway Bianca's thinking." Thought White "What no way, I was just being careless at what I was saying." White sleazily said "Hmmm, I'm still pretty apprehensive about that White because you have been dressing up slightly exotically recently." White face palms herself. "You know what Bianca, let's just shut our traps and go get our Pokémon." White said coolly. "You know what I agree! Screw it if you have slept with men!" screamed Bianca. White rather confused and pissed at Bianca's response just decided to ignore it and go on to Professor Juniper's Pokémon lab for her Pokémon.

At the same time…

"DAMMIT BLACK WAKE UP!"