OOooookay, so this is just a few drabbles that I thought of randomly like four years ago. I just found them again on my computer while i was cleaning folders, so I don't know if I'll ever take it any further then what is already done lol
But, they made me giggle, so I hope that they entertain you as much as they did me. I don't even have any character profiles saved for the OC's in this story, so don't bother asking me who is who, cause I honestly have nooooo idea lol.
Enjoy the randomness!
Hiei stood, over looking the small town of Bluewind Arizona. Why was he in America? Koenma sent him to do a spy mission. Random demons, mostly a strange breed known as Yinyang's, a some what rare breed of cat demon known for their two toned fur patterns (Either white hair with black ears and tail, or black hair with white ears and tail) as well as for almost exclusively giving birth to twins. As for why this town, at this time? Hiei didn't know.
This is beyond irritating... there's nothing going on... He sighed irritably before flitting off, deciding to find a new vantage point. This town isn't to bad though... small, secluded, and just enough people to blend in with, but not so many that I cant monitor everyone's thoughts... He stopped at the top of a small office building. He left his back open to the roof top as he searched the street with his eyes, looking for anything suspicious. And then it hit him- literally.
He was struck from the front, catching him off guard, and hurled half way across the roof, coming to a hard landing next to the large air conditioning unit. Hiei stared up into a pair of intense black eyes, that were only inches form his own.
"OPPS!~ My bad!~" His attacker said in a sing song voice, as they sat up and scratched the back of their head, a large goofy grin spread over their face. Hiei wasn't quite sure what to think; normally he would have attempted to kill anyone who had attacked him, be them foe or friend. But as he looked up at the person who was now freely sitting atop him, he couldn't find anything to say, or do.
It was a female, that much the voice had told him. She was small, maybe smaller then Yukina, and had the body shape of a twelve year old human girl. Her scent told him that she wasn't yet of age to be considered an adult, but she wasn't a baby. Her black eyes made her look dangerous, but their size and almond shape softened them in a childish kind of way. Her nose was small, like a button, as was her mouth, but her lower lip was a little bigger then her upper lip, giving her a small pout.
She rubbed the back of her head sheepishly, musing her choppy white hair. A pair of black cat ears twitched nervously atop her head, and her long black tail was wrapped around her middle and a little bristled. "I am so sorry! I thought you were this creepy, stalker of a demon who's been following me lately..." She rolled off of him, instead opting to lay next to the still stunned demon. "Honestly I'm kind of surprised to still be alive! I mean, after getting that letter from my sister about you, I thought for sure you'd have killed me by now Hiei."
His surprise, which was starting to wain into irritation, was reignited; this woman knew who he was? He quickly went from laying there like an idiot, to kneeling over her, his blade partially drawn as he glared down at her.
"How do you know who I am?" He growled.
"... You really do filter what you hear don't you; I got a letter from my sister telling me that Koenma was sending you to investigate something or other. I didn't get any of the details, but she told me a little about you. Actually, its kind of a good thing that I randomly tackled you into this fine establishments roof!" She smiled up at him catching him off guard once again. "My sister told me to find you. She said that, you could take me home, were its safe." Her smile fell from her face. Hiei glared down at her and stood with a grunt of annoyance, re-sheathing his blade.
"Koenma said nothing about me having to play baby sitter." She sat up and glared at him, but with her innocent features she looked more like an angry toddler then an intimidating demon.
"Hey! I'll let you know that my 300th birthday is coming up in a few months!" Hiei gave her a side long glance; 300? Was she really that old? And what kind of demon keeps track of their actual date of birth? "Before you go spewing questions I have no intention of answering, I demand that you at least listen to mine, even if you also have no intention of answering."
"I don't have time for the words of a child," her cheeks puffed up in agitation. "I have important business to attend to."
"You mean locating that demon who's been lurking around?"
"Hn."
"What kind of word is that? Never mind- if you promise to take me home, I can help you find him. I think I know were he might be-"
"You want me to make a promise to you with that kind of unreliable information?" She twitched and gave him a hard stare.
"If you would let me finish, I was going to say that I could draw him out for you."
"And how would you do that?" She sighed and stood up drawing a knife out of her pocket. Hiei tensed up, his hand grasping the hilt of his sword defensively. She opened the pocket knife and in one quick motion, sliced her arm from her wrist to her elbow, allowing a heavy flow of blood to spill onto the black tar of the roof. "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm drawing him here. He's been stalking me, like I told you. I confronted him about it, and he mentioned something about following the 'ssssssssmell of my sssssimply ssssscrunssssssshoussssss blood'," she made a creepy face as she said this, mocking the accent of her stalker as best she could. Hiei rolled his eyes at her childish antics. "Needless to say, I heroically incapacitated him, and escaped." She said as she started licking at the wound. The knife lay long forgotten at her feet, still glistening with her life force.
Hiei couldn't help but take in a small whiff of her scent; Honey suckle and rain. Not a normal cat smell; usually a cat demon smelled of grass and, well, other cats. They are social creatures, and practically crave companionship with their own kind.
"How long until he-" Hiei had no time to finish his sentence as a large, hooded figure appeared directly behind the demoness. He instantly dropped into an defensive stance, making the girl quirk an eye brow.
"Let me guess, in a rather boring way, he just appeared, and is now standing right behind me?"
"Hn."
"Lovely."
"Ssssssstill sssssssssspeaking on aimlessssssssssly I sssssssssee. And you even went and got yourssssssself hurt; ssssssuch a sssssssssssshame, maring sssssssssuch lovely sssssssssskin-"
"Ugg! Enough with the 'ssssssssssssss' shit!" she shouted as she spun on her heel and pointed a demanding finger at the much larger demon. That fool... Hiei thought as he watched her verbally chew the hooded demon out over his grammar. " And another thing!" She roughly brought her knee up, catching both Hiei and the unknown demon by surprise, catching him square in the nuts. He cried out, his hood falling back revealing green scaly skin, yellow reptilian eyes, and sharp, venom soaked teeth. He cupped himself, screaming in pain as she held her fist up in a threatening way. "THAT, is for touching me with that slimy tongue of yours the last time we met!"
The demon fell to his knees. "You little bitch!" She huffed and kicked him in the forehead, sprawling him onto his back.
"So," she turned towards Hiei who had dropped his defensive stance and was watching her every move like a hawk. "Do we have a deal?" She asked while motioning to the snake demon who was still wailing in pain. Hiei glanced between her and the fallen demon, going over the options in his mind. With a sigh, he re-sheathed his sword.
"You haven't even told me your name; how am I to tell Koenma that you will be coming with me to deliver the suspect?"
She squealed and skipped over to his side, her ears and tail flicking happily. "The names Anastasia, no last name, but you can call me Anya!" She said excitedly. Hiei rolled his eyes again as he pulled out his communicator. Anya stared at it curiously.
"Never would have pegged you to own something pink, let alone a foundation compact." Hiei gave her a confused glance before opening the communicator. Seconds later, Kurama appeared on the screen, his green eyes instantly bypassing Hiei's familiar face and landing on the face of what looked to be a small child standing at Hiei's side.
"Hiei, glad to hear from you; I am going to assume that the mission was a success?" He asked his attention going back to Hiei after the girl disappeared from sight. The sound of loud, reptilian screaming could be heard in the back round along with shouts of 'get back here' and 'stop! don't! Not again'. "Who's your little friend?"
Hiei looked up from the compacter to see Anya beating the demon with a left shoe. He wasn't quite sure where she had gotten it from, as it was a flat slip on, and hers were large combat boots, but he did know that the demon was long unconscious. He felt himself sweatdrop as he went back to Kurama. "Her name is Anya, and she will be returning with me along with the suspect if. She. Can. Restrain. Herself." He said the last part with more strain towards Anya who looked up and gave him another sheepish smile as she threw the shoe to the side.
"I see. I will send a portal to you shortly. I look forward to meeting your new friend." Hiei gave him a warning glare, making Kurama chuckle before closing off the connection. Anya suddenly appeared at his side as he was placing the compact away.
"So, was that your girlfriend?" Hiei twitched just as a portal appeared behind Anya. He gave her a glare before he booted her through the portal. Anya landed flat on her ass on the other side, her eyes wide in surprise.
"You prick!" Apparently, sound can travel through portals, as the left shoe she had been using as a weapon came flying through, hitting her dead in the forehead with enough force to make her slide a few feet back. "GAH! THE PAIN!" As she clutched her forehead in agony, the lizard demon was tossed through the portal, his bruised and beaten body landing right were she had been sitting before being brutally attacked. Hiei stepped through seconds later, making a effort to walk atop the demons fallen form.
"I'm going to assume, that you viciously attacked me in an effort to get me to move so that I wouldn't be crushed by the large and ugly demon."
"Hn."
"Bite me!"
And that's randomness number 1- honestly I don't know when or why I wrote this, but I enjoyed reading it lol. Normally I have a whole folder dedicated to one story complete with everyone's profile, multiple chapter descriptions and re-writes, pictures... but all i have for this are three separate and completely random files...
anyways, I hope you enjoy them!