In this moment Sasuke is on his way to Orochimaru.
"Aaah listen to the nice sounds from Konoha.. Oh crap, is that Sakuras voice?
Oh yeah, I must prepare myself for the suffering." Sasuke thought, while starting to tremble.
"Hi Sasuke-kun, where are you going my love?" Sakura smirked.
"Can I come? Please, please, please, please Sasuke?"
"Uh... NO." I said and looked at her.
"Why? Why? Please, please Sasuke"
If I had a piece of wood, I sure would hit her in the head. Hmm her smirk, her pink hair, and the way she calls out my name.
Geez, it makes me so tired. I'd rather be stuck with that stupid kid, that brown head, Kono something. Nevermind...
Maybe I can use my shoe? Oh great a twig of the tree fell down and knocked her unconscious.
Must be my lucky day hum hum...
Better get going before that pink haired chick wakes up, what's up with pink hair anyway?
Ah great, there are those geeks from earlier. The people with the stupid black patterns, great.
"Good evening Sasuke-kun" The big guy smiled.
"Uhm... Hai dude" Dude wow was that really the best word I could come up with? Uhm well yea, the only other suggestions were baka, dobe, dumbass... Ok maybe dude wasn't such a bad choice.
Wouldn't want to piss them off already. Yeayea whatever... Yawn...
Hey Sasuke-kun! You want a cool box that will make that seal of yours become cooler? You will have to stay in there for some while though.
Ah great, I'll get a free lift to Oro's place. Sweet.
"Yea sure dude."
Great I'm in a box, kinda nice, warm and cozy. ZzzZZzzzzzz..
A little later..
Woow what the hell is happening out there?
Is that weird chick playing her flute again? Gosh I wish I were allowed to beat her up.
Maybe I should stick my head out and look? Or wait I'll just peek first.
Oh my God, it's Shika. That guy that passed the exams. Hm I kinda like him, hes always just sitting there and saying "how troublesome" everytime he has to move or something.
God I wish Sakura was like that, or maybe she could just be hot. That would be great.
Oh look, a white haired man. Hope he is faster than these people.
Oh great, Naruto is following us. I like Naruto, he gives me someone to look down at everyday. Hes like.. My favorite teammate, not that there is all that many to choose from.
I mean it's just him and Sakura.
And now he is attacking us, what the hell.. Okay this is just way to slow, I'll jump out of the box and start moving myself. Okay I'll head for the forest and try hide.
Maybe I should go back a little and help Shika kill that flute chick. Hmm yea.
Almost there.. Jesus what a wind, I could prolly try cut it.
Oh there I can see him. What? Where did she come from? She's kinda hot, seriously I just love Temari. If I'm going to resurrect the clan, I'm going to need her. Hm I need a closer look.
Jesus can't Shika stop flirting with her already? Everyone knows hes really into Ino or was it Shino? Yeye.
"Sharingan"
Ah well didn't help much, I wish it had a zoom function. Wonder if anyone wants to sell their Byakugan.. I'll write to Neji and Hinata about it later I guess, haha.
Maybe I could sneak closer. I'm almost like that perverted hermit, Jiraya. Woho this is fun.
Bah I better get moving, I wouldn't want to hang out here so Naruto, the loudmouthed leprechaun would catch up to me.
Hm though I like the idea of the powers Oro promised me, I'd rather be home with a bowl of ramen right now. Hm maybe I should just beat Naruto up and then go get some food.
Oro can wait, hes just a serpent of some kind. Hm ramen or pancakes? I like pancakes with smiling faces made of sugar on. They kinda rock. Pancakes it is, hurray.
Oh there he is, Naruto.
Wow I'll just tell him a lot of emocrap and see if he goes away.
Oookay that didn't work. Now I have to fight him, great. He got so much stamina, this will take forever.
Two hours later.. Finally I got him unconscious, Jesus I'm almost a little sweaty. He even made a scratch mark on my forehead protector.
Okay it's broken now, no use in having it.
"Bye dobe." I smirked, finally I can go get myself some nice pancakes.
I better get going then. Hm Thiyukis place sounds good. That's just couple miles into The Water Country.
Yay finally I'm here, just me and my pancakes.. Mmmhmm..
"Yooo broooo!" I turned and looked into my brother's face.
"Lo babe", I said while trying to chew my pancake. In my earlier years, I wanted to kill Itachi, haha. For killing my parents, I can't believe I actually fell for that joke.
He and Kisame had set me up, our family was really living at a feudal lord's place, somewhere in The Wave Country.
"So what's up?" He asked with a smirk on his face.
"Not much dobe."
"Ah so the rumors I heard about you going to join Orochimaru was all fake?"
"Nah"
"Ah, why do you want to join that geek?"
"I don't, he talked about a hidden technique that I want to steal and, I'm going to make him take back this crappy cursed seal.
I'm so going to kick his ass after I get this crap of my shoulder, I'll beat the crap out of him."
"Sooo.. Why are you here then?"
"Well.. I wanted pancakes."
"The mighty Uchiha Sasuke! Protector of the holy secret jutsu pancakes!!!!"
"Screw you."
"I would, but it's rather troubled to screw myself" Itachi smirked.
"So what are you doing here Itachi?"
"I'm here to pick up my new cool Akatsuki slippers! They got my name on them, wee! Look, look I-t-a-c-h-i! That's like.. Me. Hurray!"
"Yea, I noticed."
"So want me to come with you to visit that serpent?"
"Yea sure bro, lets get moving just going to post this letter for Tsunade first."
"Uhh nasty little boy, sending private letters to the hokage? I'm shocked kiddo."
"I don't, it just says that Sakura is a dork, Naruto are annoying, that I'm taking couple years off. And I'm sending a souvenir for Kakashi"
"Souvenir? Are you gay and dating Kakashi or something?"
Nah, I'm going to send him the newest copy of that perverted series he reads. We have a greate arangement, I would send him his book, and he sent Sakura on a trip to The Water Country for two weeks".
"Ah I see, a bargain for someone like you".
"Sure was."
"So lets get moving?" I asked Itachi.
"Yea. Soo you gotten your Mangekyo Sharingan up yet by the way?" He asked with a teasing look.
"Yea, I found out that I've had it since I was five." I smirked.
"Really?"
"Yea, I killed our bunny when we were five." I smirked.
"WHAT THE HELL? You killed Cookies?? TRAITOR!" Itachi yelled.
"I didn't mean to kill him you jerk."
"Poor Cookies" He sniffed
Some hours later we were at Oro's place.
"Ah finally.. Now where is that serpent and that nurse girl/guy, I never really made up my mind if Kabuto is a girl or a boy. What do you think Itachi?"
"Uhm I don't know, haven't met him/her yet."
As we entered the house, and walked into the living room. We could see Kabuto and Oro playing twister.
"Heeey Oro, take back this crap seal would you?" I said.
"Why would I Sasuke?" You are my cute little boy now, and I may bug you forever!"
"Geez, that's really sad ey Sasuke?" Itachi laughed.
"Yea sort of." I laughed too.
"So you better get used to it boy, you are staying right here with me and Kabuto!" Oro smiled.
"Oookay then I'll just beat the crap out of you, until you remove it" I smiled back.
Oro looked at me, he started to look a little nervous.
"No Sasuke, don't get all angry here, there are better ways of doing it." Itachi said in a tune that reminded me of our mom.
Oro looked relived.
"Like this.." Mt brother smirked.
He ran forwards, and banged Oro's face into the table while yelling "Remove the fucking seal you fucking serpent, before I make nice new dragqueen boots for Kisame by skinning your stinky ass".
Itachi smiled, I could see he was enjoying himself. Looked kinda funny.
And Oro removed the seal, faster than you could have said fishpins.
As we walked out of the door Itachi said out loud; "Hm, I agree its REALLY hard to figure if Kabuto is a dude or a gal".
"I can still hear you! I'm a guy for God's sake!" Kabuto yelled.
"I know you can still hear me girly." My brother turned his head over his shoulder while walking towards the door, while smirking at Kabuto with his sharingan activated.
"Hehiheh Nevermind ...!" Kabuto stotred, while shaking from fear.
As we exited the house Itachi said: "You still owe me a bunny kiddo" --
"Would you just let it go already?" I sighed.
"Fuck no" Itachi answered.