One day Willy Wonka pulled the emergency

One sunny morning Willy Wonka pulled the emergency alarm to signal that a serial killer of oompa loompas was in the bubble gum testing facility and had already killed many the oompa loompas by causing them to OD on chocolaty goodness. He was the future owner, Charlie, who held a grudge against Wonka for giving Uncle Joe chronic diabetes. Wonka rushed to reach the bubble gum testing facility and stop Charlie from killing his favorite oompa loompa, Doey Groove. When Willy Wonka got to the testing room he found Doey and Charlie dueling with giant lollipops. Doey smacked Charley upside the head with his lollipop. "For Loompa Land!" Doey shouted as he waved his giant lollipop over his head and charged at Charlie. But Charlie was faster. With catlike agility he dodged and ran into the wall and knocked himself out. Doey and Wonka stared at Charlie's motionless body. "Why did I pick this moron to succeed me?" said Wonka. So Willy chose Doey as his heir and everyone lived happily ever after.