INSIDE POPPA ROCS BATHTUB!!!
By: super pancake jutsu and friends
One morning poppa rocs was making toast in the bathtub. He decided that he had to pass gas. He then made a nice sounding FART! The water began to turn a greenish brown color. He sat in his own waste feeling fulfilled.
Poppa rocs: Ahhhhhh! This feels like hoes on my back!
Poppa rocs then grabbed a playboy magazine. He admired the hot chick's tities.
Poppa rocs: LOOK AT THOSE JUGS!!! I want those on my chest!!!
He then began to lick Jelly Jigglers head, thinking it was one of the chicks JUGS!
Jelly: GO FASTER!!!
Then Poppa Rocs flushed him down the toilet and it clogged.
Poppa Rocs: IT'S NOT WORKING FOR ME!
Jelly: There is an Oreo down here! SCORE!
Poppa Rocs: Oh yea, that's from the child I raped! I mean from a party a child invited me to. We played peter pan. I was peter and he was Wendy! OHHHH! That was fun! What a night I had!
Then he went and at some ravioli and was chased by naked people from Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura and some very horny old people and some guy in an ambulance!
Poppa Rocs: I have a rash on my ass! That reminds me my favorite song is on!
Poppa Rocs then turned on the radio. I FOUND YOU MRS. NEW BOOTY! GET IT TOGETHER AND BRING IT BACK TO ME!
He then started to play with a tonka truck. UH UH uh UH UH uh UH UH hu UH UH UH!
Narator: Menwhile, Bo-bobo was at a local strip joint getting a lap dance from some fat guy named Janice.
Bo-bobo: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Jelly: JANICE? What kind of guy name is Janice!!!!
Jelly Jiggler then began to laugh while eating everything in the toilet!
Poppa Rocs: I want a sandwich! Got make me a sandwich you fat jelly blob!
Jelly: I am not fat! I have big bones!
Poppa Rocs: Right. Hurry up and make me a sandwhich! Oh and while your at it, can you take that crap and...SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE!
Jelly Jiggler then ran into the kitchen and made a sandwich. He brought it back to Poppa Rocs. SPLOOSH! Jelly Jiggler shoved the crap in his face.
Jelly: You ate corn last night and steak! Oh my GOD! THIS IS SO GOOD! When you crap more put it in a glad press and seal bag and save it for me! DON'T GET MAD GET GLAD!
Poppa Rocs: Did your parents drop you on your head when you were a baby?
Jelly: UMMM...No!
Poppa Rocs then began eating his sandwhich.
Narrorator: Meanwhile at K-Mart Bo-bobo was shopping for a tour guide barbie.
Bo-bobo: OMG! I can't believe it... THEY HAVE TOUR GUIDE BARBIE!!! ITS A MIRACLE!
Poppa Rocs then found a manga sitting on the ground. The title read "Bizenghast".
Poppa Rocs: Wow! This chick has big jugs! Bo-bobo will probably like this guy. Whats his name? Vincent!
Jelly: Why didn't you tell me that Bo-bobo was gay!?
Poppa Rocs: Well...I...UMMM...Oh..Yea...Your not old enough! Your only 10.
Jelly: Just for your information, I am 10 and a half thank you very much!
Poppa Rocs: FYI, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!!!!!!!????
Poppa Rocs then threw a bag of crap on Jelly Jiggler. Jelly then started to eat it. All of a sudden Sailor Moon came out of no where and started to piss all over poppa rocs and jelly jiggler.
Sailor Moon: Sorry My Bad! Wrong Story.
Poppa rocs: I WANT MUFFINS!!!!
Jelly: What Kind of MUFFINS??!
Poppa Rocs: Glass, Fire, Newspaper, Fish, Blood, Iraquin Palastinian Conflict muffins, Bird and a star wars muffin!
Jelly: WTF! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poppa Rocs: PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jelly: ASSSSSSSSSSSSS CRACKERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poppa Rocs: Keebler Elfs WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!!!!
Jelly: I WANT COOKIES!!!!!!!!!! DANYA FORGONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poppa Rocks: HI I'M TOUR GUIDE BARBIE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?!
Jelly: LET'S GET PHYSICAL!!
SMACK! Poppa Rocs smacked Jelly Jiggler in the face. Jelly Jiggler grabbed wasabi off the couch and sprayed Poppa Rocs in the eyes.
Poppa Rocs: OMFG! MY EYES! IT FEELS LIKE SHIT IN MY EYES!!!
Jelly: I TOLD YOU WE WERE GOING TO GET PHYSICAL!
Narrorator: Mean while at Claires, Bo-bobo was enjoying the accesorries.
Bo-bobo: Like OMG! This braclet is like so cute. (BLUSH)
Poppa Rocs wiped his eyes and looked at Jelly Jiggler.
Poppa Rocs: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
Jelly: I HAVE AN ASS OF STEEL!
Poppa Rocs: YOU MAY HAVE THAT BUT YOU DON'T HAVE BALLS OF STEEL!
BAM! Poppa Rocs nailed Jelly Jiggler right in the nuts!
Jelly: OHHHHHH MY GOD! NOW MY CHILDREN ARE GONNA BE DEFORMED! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Poppa Rocs turned on the t.v.
T.V. Dude: Were back to the Maury show.
Maury on T.V.: Is your teenage daughter having sex for money? Is she out of control? If so, call the Maury show at 555-555-555. We'll save a seat for you!
YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
Poppa Rocs: OMG! That lady is a whore! Although she is pretty hot!
Jely: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Poppa Rocs: SHHH! Not now i'm watching the Maury show!
Jelly jiggler ran into the kitchen and grabbed the toaster. He put the toaster in the bathtub and turned the water on.
Jelly: Hey dude come here. I made a sandwhich for you.
Poppa Rocs: SANDWiCH!!!
Poppa Rocs ran into the bathroom. Jelly Jiggler picked him up and threw him into the bath tub! ZZZZZZ! Poppa Rocs was electricuted. 20,000 volts through his little body!
Jelly: That will show you. Now get up!
Poppa Rocs didn't move. Jelly shook him. He still didn't move.
Jelly: Wake up! Please! Wake up! NOOOOOOOO! DON'T DIE!
Jelly Jiggler cried and cried. Poppa Rocs was dead.
Jelly: WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?
T.V.: NOW BACK TO THE MAURY SHOW!
Jelly: SCREW you! I'm Watching the MAURY show!!!!!
Narrorator: To this day, Poppa Rocs lies in the bath tub feeling fufilled in hid own waste. Jelly Jiggler is now a full time stripper at The Gay Peoples Bar. As for Bo-bobo, he is wanted in 5 states for kidnaping 7 children and playing "Peter Pan" with them.
THE END!
or is it...