I have no idea what possessed me to write this. [By the way, this is
DreamQueen110, I changed my name] I was obsessing over Khleo and some of
the other boys with some of my friends today, and I had an idea to write
this. It's one of those retarded fics, which has no point or meaning. Yes,
my specialty ^^)
Okay, this will be more than one chapter. If you want to be in it, I'll
accept the first 3 reviews, and I'll put you in. Just tell me your name,
and what character you want to hug to death *evil grin*
Without further ado, here is my odd-fan crazed spurge of energy! Whooo!
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Zig Zag was looking all around, examining every face, looking around every corner, checking under every bed. They were here. He could feel it. Somewhere in here... lurking around here...
A thump.
He whirled around, throwing his arms up in a karate-like pose, ready for whoever was there. Nobody was.
Another thump.
A surpressed squeal of joy, and then, suddenly, he was pummeled and jumped on top of by somebody shrieking.
Zig Zag screamed bloody murder, but whoever had jump attacked him, was still on top of him, hugging him and squeezing.
"Get off of me! Get off! Let me go! I don't want to die!" Zig Zag screamed, and the person finally got off of him. It was-A GIRL?!
"What are you doing here?" he sputtered, and then when the girl tried to hug him again, he yelled, "And who are you?"
"I..." She grinned and batted her eyelashes mysteriously, "Am your worst nightmare."
"You're... you're the guy on the Oatmeal box?!" Zig Zag asked, his eyes bulging out of his head. He shrieked, and then dove into his bed for cover, screaming, "Get the oatmeal away! Get it away!"
The girl stood there puzzled for a few seconds, and then took his state of mind to her advantage. She pounced on him, and began to hug him mercilessly, while talking about him being an insane hottie. "I'm not the guy on the oatmeal box, "She said, causing him to unravel and untwist himself from his blanket, and to peer at her cautiously, "You're not?"
"Nope." She grinned, "I'm the guy on the Dish detergent container!" She laughed evilly, while he dove for cover again, screaming about Mr. Clean coming to eat his toes in the middle of the night.
"No, I keeeeed you. I'm SHAUN! AND I-LOVE-YOU!!!!" She screamed, hugging him again.
"Too-much-love" Zig Zag coughed, trying to squirm out of her iron hug, which just caused her to tighten her grip, causing him to pass out.
Shaun gasped dramatically, noticing the unconscious Zig Zag in her arms. She struck a pose, and weeped. She stopped, mid-moan, and grinned. She let out a diabolical laughter that rang through the camp.
*ELSWHERE IN CAMP*
"Z-E-R-O" Zero wrote on a slip of paper, practicing his writing. He heard a "Oooh" from somewhere else in the tent, and decided to investigate. He looked around, finding no source of the noise, and then noticed a pair of feet sticking out from under a bed. He walked over to it, and was bombarded by 3 girls, all screaming at him, and grabbing his hair.
"No! No! Stop!" He yelled, falling over from the 3 girls clinging to him and his adorably fluffy hair.
"Your hair is so adorably fluffy." One girl cooed, trying to climb upon his head.
"You are so...hot." Another girl said, hugging him.
"You are a sexy beast [1]" The other girl said, making a "Rrrr" noise, and jumping on him like a tiger.
"Mmph mphh mfmpf mph?" Zero asked from under the pile of girls.
"Mmhm, yep, yeah. " One girl said, pulling out a notebook, and writing something down, 'Note, Uses Afro-Glo [2] in hair. Mmhm, makes extra-shiny, and gives bounce."
"I said..." Zero yelped, breaking through the pile, and taking in air, "Who are you?"
"I'm Ashley," said the girl with the notebook, "Note, is even cuter in- person."
"I'm Erin," the girl still sitting on his head and fluffing his adorably cute hair said, "And your hair is adorably cute."
"And that's Aly." Ashley said, pointing to the girl who had attached herself to Zero's side, and was ranting about him being a 'sexah' beast', "The only words she has left in her vocabulary after seeing you are, "Sexy Beast"
"Stop calling him sexy beast." Erin grumbled, still playing with his adorably fluffy hair, "I love your adorably fluffy hair."
"He's MY sexy beast!" Aly growled, almost attacking the pouting Erin, but deciding she didn't want to let go of Zero.
"Note, " Ashley said, taking out her notebook again, "Subject seems to be 73% agitated, 42% scared, 90% terrified, 12% woman."
"12 percent?" Zero asked, before being jumped upon by all three girls again.
"I'll never let you and your adorably fluffy hair out of my site," Erin said, sighing contentedly and laying down in Zero's hair.
"Mine!" Ashley yelled, pulling him away from Erin, who had fallen off his head, and his adorably fluffy hair.
"My adorably fluffy hair!" Erin shouted, grabbing his arm and pulling him away from Ashley who had grabbed his other arm.
"My sexy beast!" Aly cried, grabbing his leg and pulling.
"What did I do to deserve this?!" Zero moaned, being pulled in different directions by the ranting fangirls who were bent on having his adorably fluffy hair and hotness all to themselves. They would do anything to get him... including... *dun, dun, dun*... murder...
"Hey wait," Erin interrupted, "I thought this was only rated PG? You can't kill anybody in a PG rated fic! Not even over Khleo Thomas and his adorably fluffy hair and hotness!"
*Averted eyes* I guess you're right... oh well. For questioning my authoritah', you get... no ZERO!
"NOOO!" Erin screamed, falling down onto her knees, and weeping loudly.
*Laughing diabolically* Ha! It's my fanfic! I can do whatever I want!
...To be continued. It 'tis my bedtime, and I must take my leave. I bed thee...good day. Good night... good... Good January the 17th.
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[1]-My friend Aly actually says this. She calls Zero her sexy beast. Note to self-Get sane friends.
[2]-Haha, Afro-Glo. Jake makes fun of Khleo in the Actor Commentary on the DVD for using this.
Remember, review and reply! First 3 reviewers get in the fic!
Without further ado, here is my odd-fan crazed spurge of energy! Whooo!
~~!!~~
Zig Zag was looking all around, examining every face, looking around every corner, checking under every bed. They were here. He could feel it. Somewhere in here... lurking around here...
A thump.
He whirled around, throwing his arms up in a karate-like pose, ready for whoever was there. Nobody was.
Another thump.
A surpressed squeal of joy, and then, suddenly, he was pummeled and jumped on top of by somebody shrieking.
Zig Zag screamed bloody murder, but whoever had jump attacked him, was still on top of him, hugging him and squeezing.
"Get off of me! Get off! Let me go! I don't want to die!" Zig Zag screamed, and the person finally got off of him. It was-A GIRL?!
"What are you doing here?" he sputtered, and then when the girl tried to hug him again, he yelled, "And who are you?"
"I..." She grinned and batted her eyelashes mysteriously, "Am your worst nightmare."
"You're... you're the guy on the Oatmeal box?!" Zig Zag asked, his eyes bulging out of his head. He shrieked, and then dove into his bed for cover, screaming, "Get the oatmeal away! Get it away!"
The girl stood there puzzled for a few seconds, and then took his state of mind to her advantage. She pounced on him, and began to hug him mercilessly, while talking about him being an insane hottie. "I'm not the guy on the oatmeal box, "She said, causing him to unravel and untwist himself from his blanket, and to peer at her cautiously, "You're not?"
"Nope." She grinned, "I'm the guy on the Dish detergent container!" She laughed evilly, while he dove for cover again, screaming about Mr. Clean coming to eat his toes in the middle of the night.
"No, I keeeeed you. I'm SHAUN! AND I-LOVE-YOU!!!!" She screamed, hugging him again.
"Too-much-love" Zig Zag coughed, trying to squirm out of her iron hug, which just caused her to tighten her grip, causing him to pass out.
Shaun gasped dramatically, noticing the unconscious Zig Zag in her arms. She struck a pose, and weeped. She stopped, mid-moan, and grinned. She let out a diabolical laughter that rang through the camp.
*ELSWHERE IN CAMP*
"Z-E-R-O" Zero wrote on a slip of paper, practicing his writing. He heard a "Oooh" from somewhere else in the tent, and decided to investigate. He looked around, finding no source of the noise, and then noticed a pair of feet sticking out from under a bed. He walked over to it, and was bombarded by 3 girls, all screaming at him, and grabbing his hair.
"No! No! Stop!" He yelled, falling over from the 3 girls clinging to him and his adorably fluffy hair.
"Your hair is so adorably fluffy." One girl cooed, trying to climb upon his head.
"You are so...hot." Another girl said, hugging him.
"You are a sexy beast [1]" The other girl said, making a "Rrrr" noise, and jumping on him like a tiger.
"Mmph mphh mfmpf mph?" Zero asked from under the pile of girls.
"Mmhm, yep, yeah. " One girl said, pulling out a notebook, and writing something down, 'Note, Uses Afro-Glo [2] in hair. Mmhm, makes extra-shiny, and gives bounce."
"I said..." Zero yelped, breaking through the pile, and taking in air, "Who are you?"
"I'm Ashley," said the girl with the notebook, "Note, is even cuter in- person."
"I'm Erin," the girl still sitting on his head and fluffing his adorably cute hair said, "And your hair is adorably cute."
"And that's Aly." Ashley said, pointing to the girl who had attached herself to Zero's side, and was ranting about him being a 'sexah' beast', "The only words she has left in her vocabulary after seeing you are, "Sexy Beast"
"Stop calling him sexy beast." Erin grumbled, still playing with his adorably fluffy hair, "I love your adorably fluffy hair."
"He's MY sexy beast!" Aly growled, almost attacking the pouting Erin, but deciding she didn't want to let go of Zero.
"Note, " Ashley said, taking out her notebook again, "Subject seems to be 73% agitated, 42% scared, 90% terrified, 12% woman."
"12 percent?" Zero asked, before being jumped upon by all three girls again.
"I'll never let you and your adorably fluffy hair out of my site," Erin said, sighing contentedly and laying down in Zero's hair.
"Mine!" Ashley yelled, pulling him away from Erin, who had fallen off his head, and his adorably fluffy hair.
"My adorably fluffy hair!" Erin shouted, grabbing his arm and pulling him away from Ashley who had grabbed his other arm.
"My sexy beast!" Aly cried, grabbing his leg and pulling.
"What did I do to deserve this?!" Zero moaned, being pulled in different directions by the ranting fangirls who were bent on having his adorably fluffy hair and hotness all to themselves. They would do anything to get him... including... *dun, dun, dun*... murder...
"Hey wait," Erin interrupted, "I thought this was only rated PG? You can't kill anybody in a PG rated fic! Not even over Khleo Thomas and his adorably fluffy hair and hotness!"
*Averted eyes* I guess you're right... oh well. For questioning my authoritah', you get... no ZERO!
"NOOO!" Erin screamed, falling down onto her knees, and weeping loudly.
*Laughing diabolically* Ha! It's my fanfic! I can do whatever I want!
...To be continued. It 'tis my bedtime, and I must take my leave. I bed thee...good day. Good night... good... Good January the 17th.
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[1]-My friend Aly actually says this. She calls Zero her sexy beast. Note to self-Get sane friends.
[2]-Haha, Afro-Glo. Jake makes fun of Khleo in the Actor Commentary on the DVD for using this.
Remember, review and reply! First 3 reviewers get in the fic!