By the way, I don't own Slayers, and I don't own the show this parody is from, and I don't own Disney, but I wish I owned all of it! I will own the world someday and everything in it! MWAHAHAA! And just for the sake of convenience, Rezo is still alive, and Zel doesn't know Amelia, Lina, or Gourry or them, okay? And Seyruun is by a lake, okay? Okay!
THREE DAYS
Zelgadis Greywords lived in a large mansion with his grandfather/great grandfather. As you all know, Rezo turned Zelgadis into a chimera long ago. So, they lived not-so-happily together in a big mansion. One day around summer time, Rezo called Zelgadis down to his study.
"Zelgadis," Rezo said. "I would like you to go on a mission for me."
Zelgadis, who was fed up with obeying Rezo, said, "I won't listen to you, Rezo. I'm not your personal minion, you know."
Rezo stood up, towering over Zelgadis, and said, "You will do as I say, or--"
"Or what?" Zelgadis demanded, standing up as well.
"You will suffer the consequences," Rezo finished.
Zelgadis made a rough gesture at his face, and said, "I already have consequences enough! Nothing else you could do could be any worse!"
"Oh really?" Rezo asked, arching his eyebrow.
"Yes really!" Zelgadis shouted. "And I won't follow your commands anymore!" With that, Zelgadis spun on his heel sharply, and left the room without a word.
As you can no doubt tell, these two didn't have a very easy relationship. Anyways, Zelgadis stormed out of the mansion, and decided to take a leisurely fly over the lake that the mansion was right next to. Zelgadis cast his Ray Wing spell, and flew into the air.
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Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun was the princess of the White Kingdom of Seyruun. She was seventeen, and nearing the time when she was supposed to marry someone to help rule the kingdom. She, of course, had other ideas, and dreams about traveling the world.
At the moment, Amelia was on a ship on the lake to celebrate her seventeenth birthday. Her best friends, Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev, were there with her.
"Happy birthday, Amelia!" Lina shouted, running over to Amelia. "Did you open your presents yet?"
Amelia shook her head, and said, "No, I'm waiting for daddy to make the announcement."
Gourry said, "You know, Amelia, these people are going to push you even harder to try to find a guy to marry."
Sighing and leaning against the rail on the starboard side, Amelia said, "I know! But.... if I marry someone, I want it to be for love. There's one right person out there for me-- only one. And I need to find him."
"How will you know when you find him?" Gourry asked curiously.
"I'll know," Amelia assured him. "It'll hit me-- like lightning!"
Of course, with irony working the way it does, just as Amelia said "lightning," a bolt of lightning flashed in the sky.
"Storm's a' brewin'!!" the lookout in the crow's nest called. "Secure the riggin'!!"
Crew from all corners of the ship ran across the deck to tie things down and gets the sails up to spare them the rips and tears a storm would cause. Giant waves started to rock the ship and splash on deck, and the sky darkened. The water churned violently, tossing the ship from side to side.
Amelia, who was leaning against the rail, was fascinated. She loved thunderstorms. Eagerly, Amelia leaned over the rail to watch the water. Lina and Gourry, and nobody else in fact, had any idea she was doing that, since they were all occupied with securing the ship for the storm.
With one violent rock of the ship, Amelia was sent soaring over the edge, screaming. She flailed her arms and legs, and splashed into the freezing, rough waters. Nobody was aware of this.
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Zelgadis flew over the lake just as a storm was starting. He considered heading back, but saw a ship on the lake, and decided to watch it and see how they would get on through the storm. He didn't care whether they lived or died, but he was curious to see how ships handled storms like that.
Flying closer for a better view, Zelgadis watched as the crewmen ran across the deck, doing various odd jobs. They raised the sails and checked the steering, and made sure everything was secured tightly.
It was then that Zelgadis heard a scream.
Quickly, Zelgadis looked at where he heard the scream coming from, just to see someone go flying from the side of the ship into the frigid waters. Zelgadis waited for someone to go after that sailor and rescue them, but nobody seemed to notice. Without a second thought, Zelgadis flew full-speed straight at the water. He impacted with a loud splash, his Ray Wing bubble staying intact to provide him with air.
Zelgadis directed the Ray Wing through the water, and searched frantically for the sailor. He didn't know why he cared whether the sailor died or not, but he couldn't just leave them there.
Finally, Zelgadis saw the white form of the sailor. He hurried over there, and pulled the sailor into the Ray Wing bubble with him. Barely even glancing at the sailor, Zelgadis took off again, shooting out of the water, and heading for the opposite shore, which was nearest.
After flying speedily for ten minutes, Zelgadis reached the shore. As soon as his feet touched the sand, his spell died away, and he laid the sailor out on the sand before dropping to his knees himself. Keeping up a high-speed spell for so long had drained him.
Zelgadis took a good look at the sailor. It was a woman. She had short dark hair and wore a white outfit trimmed in pink. What was unusual was that she was wearing a cape. Most sailors didn't. Taking an even closer look, Zelgadis decided that the sailor was very pretty, but she looked a little young. Maybe she was a cabin helper?
The sailor groaned, and Zelgadis suddenly realized he had to get out of there before she woke up and saw him. Who knows what she'd think if she found him, a chimera, right there. "See you never," Zelgadis said to the unconscious sailor. Quickly, Zelgadis got up and hurried away from the beach.