I Kissed a Dog
(to the tune of Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl)
This was never what I planned, not my invention.
I got so brave getting a tan, lost my discretion.
It's not what I'm used to, but stranger things go on.
You came into my yard, and got my attention!
I kissed a dog, and I liked it
better than some whores I've been with.
I kissed a dog, just to try it
I sure hope Meatwad don't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
so that's what he meant by tonight.
I kissed a dog and I liked it. I liked it!
Hand banana is his name. My crazy neighbors
experimented in my pool, and made this freak of nature.
It's not what, good guys do, not how we should behave.
I get so damn confused. Does this mean that I'm not straight?
I kissed a dog, and I liked it
better than some whores I've been with.
I kissed a dog, just to try it
I sure hope Meatwad don't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
so that's what he meant by tonight.
I kissed a dog and I liked it. I liked it!
These dogs they are so magical. Soft fur, black lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist, they talk and cook. Too good to, deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent!
I kissed a dog, and I liked it
better than some whores I've been with.
I kissed a dog, just to try it
I sure hope Meatwad don't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
so that's what he meant by tonight.
I kissed a dog and I liked it. I liked it!