That's Why You Shouldn't Do That
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Final Fantasy 8. Ahem... *Think Squaresoft*
Note: This is when all our favorite SeeDs were kids.
Irvine and Selphie were running around in circles, giggling their heads off while Seifer was off to no good in the bathroom. Suddenly, Irvine dropped to the floor, pinched his nose, and said, "Yuck! What's that smell?" Selphie ran over to Quistis and said, "I think…. Seifer's up to something…"
Irvine finally got up and ran to where the two girls stood. "Sefie, make Quisty go make Seifer apologize!"
"I have a better idea," said Quistis. She disappeared around the corner and returned with Edea following her. Edea had a frown on her face.
"Tell me, Quistis, just what happened." She paused. "And just what is that awful smell?"
Irvine piped up. "Well, Sefie and I were just playing, and this stinky smell floated into the room."
"I see," said Edea. She picked up a napkin, held it to her nose, and hurried into the restroom.
Selphie, Quistis, and Irvine waited patiently. Suddenly, they heard a scream. They rushed into the bathroom and there was Edea, dripping wet with water. Irvine found Seifer hiding in a large cabinet. Quistis and Selphie each seized one of Seifer's arms and dragged him out of the room. Selphie nodded at Quistis, and she whispered something into Seifer's ear: "The dark closet."
Seifer went nuts. "No! No! Pleeeze! Anything but the closet! You know I hate the dark!"
"Well," said Selphie, "You should have known better when you poured water onto Edea,"
They shoved him into the dreaded closet and piled some furniture in front of the door. Just as they expected, there was some muffled "AAAAAAAHHHHHH"s coming out from the wooden door.
"Let me out!" shouted Seifer, almost in tears.
Finally, Selphie and Quistis relented. They removed the furniture and a sweat-soaked Seifer tumbled out the closet and landed in a heap on the floor. He got up and groveled in front of Quistis and Selphie and started kissing their feet. The two young girls could hear some indistinct mumbling: Oh THANK you ssoooo much…I'm soo glad to be out…. I won't dump water on anybody ever again…
Selphie and Quistis looked at each other again. They were both thinking the same thing: Yup, that sure taught him a lesson!
"BOOYAKA!"