THE ADVENTURES OF MERMUSHROOMMAN AND BEAN BOY!
Haha, this is supposed to be a copy/parody of Spongebob's Mermaidman and Barnicle boy, which is a copy/parody of Batman and Robin. Anyways, its based off of my other fic, The Cows in Your Stomach.
- IN THE MERCAVE –
MermushroomMan was currently laughing at his sidekick, Bean Boy, who was currently drowning.
Because MM was stupid enough to place his cave underwater where BB couldn't breathe.
"HOLY FLIES ON THE WINDOW, MERMUSHROOMMAN! I'M DROWNING!" BB shouted, his cry muffled by the water.
"Hohoho, Bean Boy, your breathing problems amuse me." MM laughed heartily. He took out a remote control, pressed a button, and suddenly all the water in the cave was gone. Bean Boy was gasping for air.
"Holy matches and fluoride, MermushroomMan! You saved me!" He said, hugging the Mermushroom.
"No problem, son, no problem." He said. BB looked at him with tears in his eyes.
"You aren't mwy daddy." He sniffled.
"I am since I signed those adoption papers, now shush and admire our coolness." He said, as he took Ed AN:OO Secret identity! over to a giant mirror. They posed in many cool poses, that would make the average fangirl laugh herself to death.
Yeah, that was the beginning. Y'know, like the introduction to the WONDERFUL SERIES. More later, its pie time. 3:14