Merry Christmas Jenn!!! This is just a short, pretty awfully written one shot, that's incredibly unrealistic, but hey, it was good fun to write! Love you muchlyy and Merry Christmas to the Mentalist community!!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
"You broke it!" He said, accusation in his tone.
"I didn't break it!"
He looked pointedly at her, "Ok, so maybe I did, but it's not like I meant to!" She hissed under her breath.
"What are we going to do?" They looked at each other,
"He asked you specifically to look after it," she groaned,
"I can't believe you broke it." He mumbled.
She turned to him, her hand poised ready to hit him, "For the last time it was an accident!!!"
His hands raised in surrender, he whispered back "Ok, ok!"
"Do you know how expensive it is?" She asked nervously.
"Expensive," he replied.
"Yeah, well how expensive is expensive?" She said irritably.
"How the hell should I know?"
"You're the psychic,"
"You're the boss,"
"This is your fault,"
"It's not my fault!"
"You broke it!"
"So? You gave it to me! If you had shown it to me in the first place we wouldn't be here right now!"
"Well... maybe it was partially my fault,"
"Ha! So you admit it,"
"Admit what? It was still you who snapped it," he said, a wounded expression on his face.
"Yeah, right, sorry, who was tugging on the other end?" she said.
"This is your fault," he said for the billionth time.
"We've established that!!!" She said exasperated. They turned to look at each other, their eyes met and they both dissolved into giggles.
"This is really not funny," she said, wiping tears of laughter away from her eyes.
"Just because I don't show you something doesn't mean you can tug it away from me Lisbon," Jane said, his 'stern' face on.
"Shut up! This is just as much your fault as it is mine!"
"It is not!"
"That's besides the point, what are we going to do?" Lisbon asked, glancing over at Jane.
Through the window they were getting suspicious looks from Cho, Jane waggled his eyebrows at him, and switched the blinds shut. Lisbon just rolled her eyes; she'd given up with him.
"So, what are we going to do?" she repeated.
"I dunno, do I?" He replied smiling at her. She rolled her eyes again.
They were sat in Lisbon's office about twenty minutes previous to this exchange, and Jane, was being Jane and hiding Rigsby's present to Grace, which he'd been asked to look after. A rough 'n tumble exchange had occurred, Lisbon wanting to see the necklace, had gone for it, and basically it had ended up broken.
And it was Christmas Eve. They had no time.
"We're in trouble," Jane said, but smiling, his eyes sparkling.
"You're in trouble, you were being annoying, I can't be held responsible for my actions," she said, shrugging her shoulders in a what-can-you-do? Kind of way.
The expression on his face was priceless, "You can't do that!" He said indignantly.
"Can," she said smiling cheekily.
"So what are you doing for Christmas?" Jane asked, after a short bout of silence.
"Ahh nothing much, you?"
Jane shrugged, "It's not..."
"Yeah," she said, they exchanged a look of understanding, and Lisbon decided to lighten the atmosphere a little,
"So, what have you got everyone for Christmas?"
"You can have your present now if you want," Jane said a beaming smile on his face.
"You don't have anything on you," Lisbon said laughing,
"Do you want it?"
She looked at him sceptically, "Sure,"
He leant towards her, and pressed his lips to hers, without thinking, she kissed him back.
"Did you like it?"
"Yes, but don't think you get away without buying me anything," she said, a little shocked, but smiling.
He laughed, "Damn, I thought I had that one,"
"It takes more than a kiss to distract me," she said. "Now... about that necklace..."
Ok, so it was OOC, and completely inrealistic. Is it a bad thing that i quite liked it??? So... Jenn???
