The Night before Christmas House MD Style!
I don't own House MD or the Night Before Christmas poem.
PARODY OF 'THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS'. This is my yearly Christmas Story.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the hospital
Not a doctor was stirring, no... wait without House's team that can be possible.
With Chase in the hallway with Kutner hiding from the Death Cat,
In one office, Dr. Gregory House sat.
The patient was in the room, sleeping and at death's door,
House was busy calling Cuddy a whore.
Cameron was at home, reading Chase's diary
Foreman was now complaining to House about his salary.
When all of a sudden, a figure appeared
Chase woke up, hoping St. Nick would soon be there,
Sadly it was just Wilson coming of the elevator.
Before, to Chase's surprise, he saw a glitter coming from House's office...
He ran to see if it was just House watching Twilight,
But House turned to Santa Claus before Chase's eyes.
"Holy crap!" Chase shouted, disbelieving of what he was seeing,
The glittering was so bright, all you see is Chase on the floor, peeing.
"What, you're not the only one besides Edward Cullen that can sparkle!" House stated,
This fact was even to shocking, if everyone else knew, things could get complicated.
House jumped out a window, into a sleigh with reindeer with toys,
Chase, now embarrassed that he knew House was Santa, still cheered with joy.
House looked over the hospital and shouted, as he drove of of sight...
"Tell anybody, Chase, and you will be killed horribily tonight!"
Not long, but I hope you enjoyed my yearly Christmas Story. Review. ^^