Hey. This is Cherry. I've been wanting to write a Naruto shipuden for a while now. Please take note that this is my first comedy. So please don't be so harsh on me. So let's just get to this, already.
Chapter 1 - HI!
Gaara was on the roof of the building, looking out onto the setting sun. He was thinking of his role as kazekage, and what he meant to his people.
Gaara sighed and closed his eyes. Then suddenly and almost completely out of no where, someone tried to attack him! Though the sand had stopped whoever it was, before they even came close to touching him.
''Ow '', said a girl. She was holding her head, while bent over on the ground.
Gaara stared down at the girl with a fierce look. Then he said, ''Who are you? What do you want?''
The girl looked up slowly releasing her head. She blinked then this huge smile crept across her face.
''Hi I'm kiki '', She said in probably the perkiest voice he had ever heard. Then stood up.
Gaara studied the girl. She had a sand village headband tied arond her head. She looked about 14.
''Why are you here? '', he asked.
''Well '', she said putting her finger to her lip. ''How can I put this simply.'' Then she put a thoughtful look on her face.
Gaara narrowed his eyes. ''Well '', he said his patience wearing thin.
''Well Lord kazekage '', She said trying to look cute and innocent. ''I love you.''
Gaara stared at her for a moment before responding, '' Excuse me?''
''I love you lord Kazakage! '', she exclaimed. Then she tried pouncing on him again, but the sand blocked her way again.
''Hghm'', She said frustrated. ''Lord kazekage your sand prevents me from pouncing on you'', she whined.
Gaara just looked at her like she was crazy. Was this girl high or something? Gaara sighed.
''Ok'', he said. ''Why don't you just go home, and get some rest.''
"No! I love you and you love me! You just don't know it yet.''
Gaara, maybe for the first time, was a little scared. What the hell was with this girl.
''No i don't love you'', Gaara said in a stern voice.
''Oh Lord kazekage how could you say such a thing!'' Her eye were becoming watery.''I'm going to marry someday. Is this how your going to talk to me?''
Ok it was official Gaara was really scared.
''Go home! I don't love you,and I'm not going to marry you!'', he shouted.
''Fine I'll leave!'' Then she bursted out into tears, and ran off. Jumping from one rooftop to the next.
''That was one crazy girl'', Gaara thought. Then continued to look out to the setting sun.
Ok so this is the first chapter of my fanfiction, I know it's kinda short but don't worry there will be more chapters to come. So please read and review!