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25 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO PRINCESS SALLY
1)Don't remind her that she hasn't been on TV since the 90's
2)Don't tell her that anarchy is dead
3)Don't tell her that Daddy lost all her money
4)Don't call her a nudist
5)If you do, don't send her to a nudist camp
6)If you do, don't be suprised when they kick her out, saying that Shoes Equals NOT Naked
7)Don't ask if she likes nuts
8)Don't ask if she likes Sonic's nuts
9)Don't remind her that Sonic is a man-whore. Amy, Mina, Fiona, etcetra, etcetra.
10)Don't ask if she had an affair with Knuckles
11)Don't tell Cream that Sally agreed to a royal Tea Party
12)Don't tell Amy that Sally will let her be queen for a day
13)Don't stage a slapfight of epic proportions between every girl Sonic's gone out with.
14)Don't be suprised when Amy wins. She used her nails.
15)Don't ask her if she ever associated with Alvin and the Chipmunks before she was royalty
16)Don't throw skittles at her and scream, "TASTE THE FRIGGIN' RAINBOW BITCH!"...well, okay, this one isn't exactly prone to just Sally, but I put it here anyway.
17)Don't tell her that she should've stayed dead in issue 50 of the comic.
18)Don't tell her that Rouge sent her a love note
19)Don't ask why she's so smart, yet uses a computer for everything.
20)Don't trick Sonic in to marrying her
21)If you do, don't tell Sally that he married her for the money
22)Don't kidnap her and tie her up in the basement.
23)If you do, don't take place as king and play out Halo 3 with her armies
24)If you do, don't tell the best soldier to teabag everyone who loses
25)If you do, scream out, "L0Z0RZ! I R TEH BEST FRAGGER EVAR!"
Ahh! Teh L33T! It BRNZ! Well, I hope you enjoyed this one! Review please!