I read a comic where a girl
With dirty blonde hair and baby blue eyes
Turned into a woman with sultry red lips
All because she was fascinated by him
She wanted to study him, to find out everything there is
She was a gymnast, once a upon a time
But she dropped that act and took to hitting the books
It was hard to read, but she wanted to understand
So she kept with it, but soon she was being left behind
It was odd that she leapt through the ranks and managed to pass
Some questioned it, others did not, point is she lasted long enough
She was an intern fresh from the classroom
But where did she end up at?
Why, just where exactly she wanted to
The Clown Prince of Crime, was a dazzling charmer,
His smile, oh what a sight
He had her on a hook, from the very first session, such a shame
That's when Harleen Quinzel became Harley Quinn!
Or was she already broke before that second class act?