Summary: Clark gets stuck babysitting Robin. Bruce knew that he had not known what he was getting into.
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Bruce had both a long string of business issues to solve and was busy investigating a gang that seemed to be copying the Joker and Scarecrow. Alfred had gone to England for some reason, so there was not anyone to watch seven-year-old Dick (A/N: I'll call him Robin, even though he's not fighting with Batman yet). Clark had offered to watch Robin while Bruce was so busy. Bruce had replied, "Are you sure you can handle him?" Clark said, "I'm Superman, of course I can keep an eye on a little kid." Batman thought otherwise that Clark did not have experience at all with this kid. Clark apparently hadn't babysat much, or he might have known to never underestimate a kid, especially Batman's kid.
Bruce brought Robin to Clark's apartment and started telling him a long list of instructions. "Bedtime's at eight, don't give him soda, keep your eye on him at all times, don't let any harm come to him or else you will pay, and make sure he keeps up with his training etc. etc." Bruce thought "He's done for." Clark did not think it would be that hard to babysit a normal human child. He must have forgotten about how much trouble Lois got into, and she was an adult.
Clark took in Robin's suitcase and toys and even more bags of unknown objects. Why would Robin have lead mesh anyway? Was there such thing as lead mesh? Robin walked in after him and chirped, "What are we gonna do now Uncle Clark? You want to see my stuff?"