A/N: This was written for the best_enemies drabble challenge (prompt was "Ancient Rome"). Thanks to ElementalLiz for betaing!
Master! You're alive! How are you alive?
To escape from the Time Lock, I-
And you're a Roman! Love a Roman!
And as emperor, I rule-
My friend, Rory, he was a Roman,
Are you even listening to me?
sort of , there was this timeline which never happened,
If you don't shut up, I'm going to hurt you.
in it he was a Roman, really he's from this village in England,
You never go anywhere else.
you wouldn't have heard of it, they haven't even got a nuclear power station-
Guards! Throw him in with some lions, pronto!
What?