From: "Wings of Fire"
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Date: Thursday, June 06, 2002 9:01 PM
Short and stupid fanfic by WoF……..craziness again……..hope you enjoy!
THE GUY THAT WASN'T
PART ONE
Sakura and Syaoran were walking down a dark alley in Tomoeda. They, like always, were holding hands, in a cute sort of fashion, just strolling along the sidewalk.
That's when it happened.
Syaoran's brain tumor, that he had inherited from his dead father, started to control his incredibly small head. He couldn't stand the pain, so he died from lack of air.
Sakura fell down to the ground and started crying like there was no tomorrow. An hour later she sensed something evil, so she picked up the nearest thing she could wipe her face off with.
After the currently wet cat hissed and scratched Sakura's face to death, it ran off and slammed itself into a garbage can and killed itself. Hey, you would kill yourself too, if Sakura rubbed her raw, puffy, wet face all over you.
Anyways, Sakura ran off to go fight this new force, and when she got to the park (A/N: Hey, I just noticed that most of the fight scenes I do are in the park. Oh well.) And when she got there she saw…………………………………………..
AN EVIL GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura, for the first time in this fiction, spoke: "So, do you want the cards?"
The Evil guy just stared at her, with a look that looked somewhat like Drew Carey, Brad Pitt, and Britney Spears smiling, all at the same time.
"Well, Hun, what do YOU think I should do?" He said sarcastically " I swear, these sorceresses these days! And just LOOK at what she's wearing!!!!! I SWEAR!!!!! That sort of shirt was SO five minutes ago!!!!!!!!! I mean, look at MY cloths, this is what a REAL MAN should be wearing these days!!!"
He pointed to his black halter top, black miniskirt, black knee-high boots, blue/black streaked blonde hair, 14 (currently black) color-changing earrings (that's 14 on EACH ear), his black belly-button ring, black skull tattoo on his left thigh, black heart tattoo on his other thigh that read: 'Eriol Was Here', his nasty black armpit hair, and his WAY to overdone make-up.
Sakura was about to reply, when the man looked at his watch and screamed, "OHMYGOD!!!!! I'm going to be late for my hair appointment!!! I'll steal the cards from you later. He then killed Sakura..
The End.
Lalalalalalalala……that was short and stupid. R+R. Ja~
Subject:
Date: Thursday, June 06, 2002 9:01 PM
Short and stupid fanfic by WoF……..craziness again……..hope you enjoy!
THE GUY THAT WASN'T
PART ONE
Sakura and Syaoran were walking down a dark alley in Tomoeda. They, like always, were holding hands, in a cute sort of fashion, just strolling along the sidewalk.
That's when it happened.
Syaoran's brain tumor, that he had inherited from his dead father, started to control his incredibly small head. He couldn't stand the pain, so he died from lack of air.
Sakura fell down to the ground and started crying like there was no tomorrow. An hour later she sensed something evil, so she picked up the nearest thing she could wipe her face off with.
After the currently wet cat hissed and scratched Sakura's face to death, it ran off and slammed itself into a garbage can and killed itself. Hey, you would kill yourself too, if Sakura rubbed her raw, puffy, wet face all over you.
Anyways, Sakura ran off to go fight this new force, and when she got to the park (A/N: Hey, I just noticed that most of the fight scenes I do are in the park. Oh well.) And when she got there she saw…………………………………………..
AN EVIL GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura, for the first time in this fiction, spoke: "So, do you want the cards?"
The Evil guy just stared at her, with a look that looked somewhat like Drew Carey, Brad Pitt, and Britney Spears smiling, all at the same time.
"Well, Hun, what do YOU think I should do?" He said sarcastically " I swear, these sorceresses these days! And just LOOK at what she's wearing!!!!! I SWEAR!!!!! That sort of shirt was SO five minutes ago!!!!!!!!! I mean, look at MY cloths, this is what a REAL MAN should be wearing these days!!!"
He pointed to his black halter top, black miniskirt, black knee-high boots, blue/black streaked blonde hair, 14 (currently black) color-changing earrings (that's 14 on EACH ear), his black belly-button ring, black skull tattoo on his left thigh, black heart tattoo on his other thigh that read: 'Eriol Was Here', his nasty black armpit hair, and his WAY to overdone make-up.
Sakura was about to reply, when the man looked at his watch and screamed, "OHMYGOD!!!!! I'm going to be late for my hair appointment!!! I'll steal the cards from you later. He then killed Sakura..
The End.
Lalalalalalalala……that was short and stupid. R+R. Ja~