The Sea Bear
Kid: Im actually surprised I got around to writing this
Pikachu: Why?
Kid: I am currently working on four different chapter
Roxas: Well look who's busy
Hikaru: Let me guess someone is going to die in this chapter
Kid: Way off
Pikachu: Yeah right
The gang was camping out under the sea. They all wore those glass helmets so they wouldn't drown and be found two months later by some guy on vacation. They were all eating marshmallows somehow even though they had those helmets on. Eh whatever as they all say "Fuck Logic". All was well until one of them asked the most disturbing question they could think of.
"I wonder if masturbation leads to seagulls being raped by snails?" asked Kid
"That's just fucked up Kid" replied Roxas
"I agree" agreed Pikachu
Hkaru just sat there with a twitching eye obviously stunned by the thought of that question. She thought what it would be like if snails could actually rape seals just because of masturbation.
"Uhh Kid that's just uhh disturbing" said Hikaru
"WELL EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO MAKE SOME CONVERSATION!" yelled Kid. He stomped the ground in anger that no one answered his question. Everyone else went wide eyed and crept back away from Kid and drew a circle around themselves.
"Whatever lets just eat some cubed cheese" said Kid after he finished stomping the ground.
"Uh Kid I wouldn't eat cubed cheese if I were you" said Pikachu
"YOU SAYING IM FAT!?" yelled Kid
''Kid if anything your anorexic" said Roxas as she looked around in fear
Kid soon heard the growling of a bear-like creature. He turned around and there he stood face to face with, *dramatic pause* A SEA BEAR *enter dramatic music*. Kid started running for his life when he saw the sea bear.
"KID DONT RUN SEA BEARS HATE RUNNING!" yelled Hikaru
Kid still kept running while the sea bear chased him around. The sea bear eventually caught Kid and then one of those cartoon dust balls appeared basically censoring what was happening to Kid.
"Uhh I think its sea bear mating season" said Roxas as she watched in horror
The sea bear finally left Kid alone after five minutes. Kid got up and started to limp away when the sea bear came back for round two. The same dust cloud censored what was happening again.
"THEY HATE LIMPING MORE THAN RUNNING!" yelled Pikachu
Five minutes later
Kid tried to get up but he couldn't. He eventually gave up and started crawling away.
"Oh dear god that is just an invitation to get ass raped" said Roxas
Kid was attacked by the sea bear once again and also, once again was censored by a dust cloud. The sea bear finally left but this time it took ten minutes. Kid couldn't move at all, he just laid on the ground shocked by what just happened for the third time.
"Kid draw a circle!" yelled Pikachu
Kid drew a circle with the last of his remaining strength. But then he felt something breathing down his neck.
"Fucking sea rhinoceros" said Kid right before it happened once again.
Kid: Yep some of my dark work was put into this story
Roxas: HOW THE HELL DID YOU SURVIVE THAT?!
Kid: He used a condom XD
Hikaru: God damn there better no be a-
Pikachu: TROOOOJAN MAAAAAN!
Hikaru: *shudder* Just read and review people. The first story we do when we get back has to be about sea bear rape.