Rainy Garden
Remember thinking and 'speaking'
The sea is unbelievable blue today... And calm... I bet a big whale could come and eat me right now.
Zoro smiled and clutched his Wado-Inchi-Monji. He closed his eyes and let the sun burn them. He balanced his dear possession on his finger.
I really need to relax.. This is perfect.
He heard some noise looking back and into the kitchen. Sanji was chasing Ruffy around in there.
'Get out! Get out you piece of... I'm sick and tired of you! Now I said lunch's almost ready!' Sanji screamed from in there. Zoro could hear the sound of a frying pan hitting something rubbery.
'Stop raping my fridge you asshole.'
Zoro growled in a silent laugh and looked out upon the sea once again. Something tells me that our next adventure is not going to be as funny as last time. Or maybe I just make myself believe that because I would like the ability to feel that sorta thing. Haha I'm so stupid.
Zoro leaned over to look down into the water. He stopped listening to the others fooling around also leaving the wish to anticipate. He pictured himself jumping up on the reeling to sing or something but the others would really not speak to him for months if he did something like that. He looked up into the sun closing his eyes listening to the singing voice. Wait… was that Nami? He slowly opened one eye to see Nami placed on Ruffy's favourite spot; except she was on the deck and not swinging around on the lamb's head. Zoro couldn't stop smiling. Suddenly a small reindeer jumped to place himself by his side. Zoro quickly turned his head from Nami and stopped smiling turning light pink. He didn't see He didn't see He didn't see!
He looked at Chopper who didn't look back but forced back a huge grin. Zoro felt like punching him till he died, drown him till he stopped kicking and…Chopper looked up at him to meet the VERY angry and VERY red face which made Chopper laugh so much that he flipped backwards and landed on the deck. Nami got a shock turning around to see the weird interact. Zoro looked at her not sure which face to show. She smiled at his blushing and the rolling Chopper on the deck before turning back to watch the sea. He hated it when people began laughing at him without him saying one single word.
Zoro hit Chopper in the stomach that was about to stand up.
'Auchihihihi! Auchahahaha!' He turned to leave when Zoro kicked his butt to make him gain speed. A lot of speed.
Zoro clutched his katana in anger. That was so embarrassing. He felt like roaring in anger, but that wouldn't help his situation much!
He pictured himself flip backwards and make some really cool defence moves to Usopp's upcoming 'Tabasco-ball', but he was tired and tiredly lifted a Katana to prevent the ball from colouring his hair red.
'How d'you now!' Usopp screamed in anger. 'I just invented a new technique to prevent enemies hearing or notice me!' Usopp almost whimpered. Zoro just smiled back at him and turned his back on him. Nami had just seated herself with him. Zoro caught himself sighing deeply.
Well what could possibly be wrong with that? He angrily told himself ignoring the fact that he actually thought it was wrong. But… Why did she never pay him a visit?
'Oy Nami you must see my newly developed technique to prevent enemies to sense me on a short distance.' He said.
'Haha, you're kidding me! Zoro just warded you anyway!' Zoro smiled to the sound of Usopps almost animal nose-blowing sound he made at Zoro's back. Nami noticed Zoro's blocking… then he should have made that cool backflip thing he was thinking about… or… that would just make Nami role her eyes at him. Well so what! Zoro said making almost the same sound as Usopp.
'What did I do now?' Usopp cried at Zoro.
''Nothing you dumbass..'' He growled depressed. He closed his eyes concentrating on thinking about something else than Nami.
'Bwwraaaah'
'Zoro look out!' Nami yelled. Zoro opened his eyes but the weird animal about to attack him was quicker then he. It put its enormous mouth around Zoro's arm. Just too bad it was the one holding the Katana. It was dead at once. But Zoro growled in pain. The fish was still stuck on his arm it's seething teeth into his flesh and the shock and pain made Zoro fall into the water. Blood was everywhere.
'Usopp! Save him!' Nami cried.
'Are you kidding! Did you see the size of that fish?'' He whimpered.
'Argh, Usopp you idiot! Zoro's down there!' Nami yelled but advanced towards the reeling slipping of her shoes easily making a real cool jump but her leg hit the reeling and she squeaked causing her cool rescue to make a real weird jump into the water.
'Damn why can't I just make one cool move?' She cursed as she swam deeper. Where the hell was the man? She kept swimming. Good those years with Arloong's gang had practised her breath under water. The pressure was getting tough now. She swam harder finally reaching Zoro and the fish. She grasped his shoulder to check out the fish. It was really dead and there was blood everywhere. Sharks could come any minute now! With all her power she tried to pull the fish's teeth apart to free Zoro's arm. Zoro was almost unconscious. She let go of the fish's teeth when she gave up, which made the fish's teeth dig deeper. Zoro's eyes chopped open in pain letting out the rest of the air there could possibly be in his lungs.
Nami gasped. She took the sword, which was half through the fish; sticking out on the back of the creature, with her bare hands. She cut the fish through and wrestled out the sword well placed in Zoro's hands. She quickly cut off the fish's teeth the best way she managed. She struggled for several seconds before the fish finally let go and disappeared into the dark ocean. Why didn't he wear all three swords with him anyway? She placed the katana in her mouth like she'd wanted to do ever since she saw Zoro fight for the first time, and brought him to the surface.
'Nami love! Why didn't you let me help that useless muscle idiot?'' Sanji said pulling both of them up.
'GHASP Nami-san what happened to your hands!' He shrieked in pain.
'To hell with my hands, they're fine, you better take care of Zoro, who's fucking unconscious!' She screamed at the love-addicted man spitting out the katana.
Nami threw herself back on the deck. She saved Zoro! She wasn't useless after all. Shortly Zoro coughed all water up opening his eyes. He quickly sat up looking around.
'That was a bit stiff! What happened?' He said not paying any attention to his arm at all. Not that it mattered a lot since Chopper was all over the arm anyways.
'You almost drowned because of the fish! But Nami-san saved your butt you dumbass! Letting such a pretty lady endanger her life because a little fish bit your finger!' Sanji cried into Zoro's face.
Zoro angrily pushed Sanji's head aside to watch Nami with bleeding hands disappear into the abyss.