My first entry on this site became a humour oneshot :') oh well..

Disclaimer: I don't (of course) own DGM or its characters. I'm just a humble fanboy who adore Katsura Hoshino's work :3

~~ This Book Contains Lemons ~~

Lavi was currently sitting in the Black Order library (no surprise there) frantically searching pages after pages in book after book with rapid eye movements. A frown firmly attached to his brow. His state oozed frustration that no one could miss – unfortunately, it seemed that he was totally alone in the room. So no one could behold the view of the Bookman Apprentice literally buried in a mountain of books, or at least seemed to have built up a protecting wall around him.

Just as the redhead sighed in disappointment and shut another tome – our favourite white haired exorcist entered the library (not that there were any more white haired exorcists). His eyes widened when they fastened themselves on the castle of books that Lavi had unintentionally built around himself. Blinking in wonder, he walked up to the table. He was of course careful not to touch one of the booktowers. He didn't exactly want to be buried.

"Hey Lavi... What are you doing?"

The mentioned 'Lord of the Castle of a Thousand Books' looked up with a desperate look in his emerald eye.

"I've searched through the whole library Allen~ But I can't find a single book that's got what I want!"

Allen blinked again and finally took a look at some of the tomes that Lavi had in front of him. Tomes that seemed to be varied titles in several other languages. Though where Lavi could've found a copy of Romeo and Juliet in the Black Order library he couldn't fathom.

"Then what are you looking for?"

"Lemons, Allen. Lemons!" He exclaimed and covered his face with his hands. His state screamed of hopelessness. "I've been searching the whole afternoon. It's not much I ask for you know, I just want a book that contains at least one lemon! I haven't even found a hint of lime. Lime, Allen! Do you realise how desperate I am?! Even Biblioteca Nazionale Centrale di Firenze in Florence had 12 books with lemon! Oh all those beautiful...beautiful...leeemonssss~"

Allen watched with passive grey eyes and a neutral look on his face as Lavi entered La-La-Land. His gloved fingers drummed softly on the wooden table as he deeply pondered over what he'd been told. A light seemed to ignite inside his brain as he without warning turned heels and marched out the library. Ignoring his redheaded fellow exorcist as he drooled on the Black Order's literature.

~~~ 7 minutes later ~~~

Lavi was brought out of his daydreams when someone gently knocked on his head. Allen was now standing next to him. Looking extremely pleased with himself as he held out a sizeable blue book decorated with pink and red hibiscus flowers.

"This book contains lemons." The white haired – extremely pleased – exorcist smiled as he handed it over to the surprised redhead, who automatically took it from him and looked down at it.

Lavi's eyebrow raised slightly at the title (The Very Lonely Man), before he realised that the book felt a bit too bulgy... and wet... and there was a very distinct smell coming from it that the Bookman Apprentice's brained immediately registered and recognised.

Without taking his eye off the book, he opened it...

And stared...

He blinked...

And stared again...

Lavi's gaze slowly wandered up to Allen, who was eagerly watching his neutral face.

"Allen..."

"Mhm~"

"I did not mean the citrus fruit..."

THE END

Author's Note: I have no idea where this came from. I was looking at Mirai Nikki and suddenly this idea sprung up! Totally unrelated, I know.. =_=' I wasn't even watching the sex scene.