Since it's Canada Day and I'm Canadian, I decided to write this for my country. Happy Canada Day!
"Wake up."
"It's too early, Kumajello."
"It's July 1."
Canada immediately rolled out of his bed. Glancing at the clock, he saw that it was a quarter to ten. He then ran down the stairs, Kumajiro right behind him.
"Pancakes."
"Fine."
Happy birthday… whatever your name is!"
"I'm Canada. But thanks, Kuma."
Canada started to make breakfast. He decided to cook more than usual, after all it was his birthday. While everything was cooing, he decided to check his email, twitter and Facebook, hoping that some of the other nations would remember that today was his birthday. He wasn't noticed a lot, plus America's birthday was only a few days away, and since he always throws a large party for himself, inviting all the nations while Canada usually spends the day at one of the many celebrations going on around his country. Therefore, it would be easy to overlook him in terms of birthdays.
Spelling the air, he rushed to the kitchen to check his food.
'Thank god it didn't burn' thought Canada. Now that all the food was ready he set up the table. Grabbing his iPad, he begun to eat his food while checking all of his messages. Checking his email, he was happy to see that he got 11 new messages.
From England: Have a great birthday lad!
From France: Bon anniversaire, Mathieu! Je t'aime!
From Australia: Happy Birthday, mate!
From Hong Kong: May all your birthday be just like you, nice and peaceful.
From Korea: Happy Birthday, da-ze!
From New Zealand: Have a great birthday!
From Seychelles: HBD 3333333333 Monaco also wishes you a great birthday as well!
From Prussia: Have an awesome birthday Birdie!
From Russia: Happy Birthday, da! Katya says hi!
From Sealand: Me and Wy wish you a happy Canada Day, Canada!
As for America. Well… he does not simply type out an email. Like just about everything else, it had to be showy and loud.
Naturally, it had to be an e-card.
A loud, overly graphic e-card.
With sound. Not that Canada wasn't happy with America, in fact, he was quite happy.
But…
Why did it have to be so freaking gaudy!
'Oh well' a smile spreading across Canada's face.
At least he wasn't completely forgotten.
Another message from America.
Wanna help me set up my totally epic, super fantastic awesomely awesome, best thing you've ever been to 4th of July party? After all, it's not like you're doing anything today.
Well then.
This year he'll do what he usually does every Canada Day. But next year?
Next year: I'm gonna throw the absolute most epic, super fantastic, awesomely awesome, best thing you'll ever attend in your freaking life Canada Day celebration in the history of ever.
Congratulations, America.
You've just started a party war.