9:15 PM 8/16/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: From "Garfield"
Jon: (watching Garfield squeeze Pooky) How come you never hug ME like that?
Garfield: No offense, but you're no teddy bear.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: [still holding back the door to the Corner as Chi-Chi continues to ram into it from
outside] Hello! Welcome back! Or if this is the first fic you've read of mine, then good to meet
ya.
Goku: (grins) HI! (waving)
Chuquita: To summarize everything as easily as possible I wrote a short couple sentences here
[hands paper to Goku]
Goku: Ooh, does this mean I get to read it?
[Chi-Chi rams into door again]
Chuquita: OOFA! YES!
Goku: Coooool. Oh-kay, in a nutshell, Chu turned Veggie into a baby for trying to attack me.
I took baby-Veggie home to play with him but Chi-Chi got mad at me & thought I stole someone
else's child so now she's attempting to break the door down so she can teach me a lesson.
Chuquita: Exactly!
Vegeta: (sarcasm) Mindboggling.
Chuquita: You shutup! You should be lucky I changed you back! You could be still sucking on
bottles and crapping your pants!
Vegeta: Whatever.
Goku: *sniffles* I kinda miss baby-Veggie.
Vegeta: (grumbles) OH Shutup!
Goku: Little buddy will you gimmie a farewell baby-Veggie hug?
Vegeta: I am not coming anywhere near your Kako-germ infested body!
Goku: (shocked) I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! I EVEN BURPED YOU MAN! I SANG YOU TO SLEEP AND FEED YOU &
PLAYED WITH YOU!...I EVEN CHANGED YOUR DIAPERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! AND _THIS_ IS HOW YOU REPAY
ME? (sobs)
Vegeta: (sighs, now guilt-ridden) Ugh...oh-kay oh-kay. Listen, Kakarrot.
Goku: (between sobs) NO! YOU HATE ME!
Vegeta: I'm sorry bakarrot. And I don't hate you.
Goku: (perks up) REALLY? [zips over to Vegeta & hugs him] OHHHHHH! MY LITTLE BUDDY LOVES ME
AGAIN!!!
Vegeta: WHAT?!
Chi-Chi: [bursts through the door just as Chuquita rushes underneath her desk] (enfuriated)
ERRRR....GOKU!
Goku & Vegeta: EEK!
Summary: Veggie's getting a tonsillectomy, unfortunately for him, he doesn't know what it is!
And after hearing a gruesome, over-exaggerated story from Goku, Veggie decides to escape from
the hospital? Will he make it out of there in time? Will he get caught? Will he cry like a little
baby when the doctors start sticking the sharp, jagged, and pointy instruments down his throat?
Find out!
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" Ohhhhhhhhh, " Vegeta whined in pain as he sat in the hospital's waiting room along with
Bulma & Goku, the pain in his throat excalating, " Why did we have to come here anyway? "
" Vegeta, this is the 4th time this month you've been complaining about that pain in
the back of your mouth and I want you to see a doctor so I know whether it's serious or not. "
Bulma explained.
" Ohhhhh, what does some baka quack know that I couldn't! I'm experiancing PAIN! It is
in my MOUTH! It is extemely ANNOYING! The end! Can we go home now! " he exclaimed, then clutched
his neck & groaned.
" Aww, poor sweet baby, " Goku said in a comforting voice as he patted Vegeta on the
back.
Vegeta growled & slapped Goku's hand away, " DON'T YOU TOUCH ME! "
" I remember when my throat was hurting like that, I had to have an operation. " Goku
said, worried. Vegeta's eyes widened.
" Operation? " he said flatly.
" Yeah, they had to take out my tonsils! Whatever those are. Anyway, they locked me in
this scary little room and...
:::" AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! " Goku shrieked with fright as he ran about the room in a circle
, the doctors chasing after him with large pointy objects, " HELP ME SAVE ME HELP ME SAVE ME! "
he cried as Chi-Chi grabbed him by the arms & held him back.
" COME ON GOKU! DON'T BE SUCH BIG BABY! " Chi-Chi yelled at him, " What kind of example
are you setting for Gohan! "
Goku looked over at the 2 year old boy who was sitting on one of the chairs in the room,
scribbling in a coloring book, " But Chi-Chi, Gohan can't even talk yet. "
" HE CAN WRITE CAN'T HE! " she screamed.
" Mr. Son... " one of the scary-looking men in lab-coats said as Goku looked forward,
coming face to face with him, " Hello Mr. Son. " he said calmly as he pointed one of his
instruments at Goku's mouth.
" AHH! AHH! AHH! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE! " Goku cried out, " AHH! GOHAN
DO SOMETHING! " he sobbed as the toddler quickly wrote something down on a page of his coloring
book & held it up to Goku, " 'Nice knowing you Dad'.....WAHHHHH!!! I'M GONNA DIE! MOMMY MOMMY
MOMMY!! ":::
" Did I mention I never liked hospitals? " Goku said as Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Well, it isn't going to BE that way with me. " Vegeta smirked, " Because they aren't
going to find anything WRONG with my tonsils. After all, I am the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN
NO OUJI! We "royal" saiyajins are properly breeded to the point where there cannot possibly be
ANYTHING wrong with us. "
" Oh man, there is DEFIENATELY something wrong with you. " the doctor said as he shined
a flash-light into Vegeta's mouth.
" Is my little buddy gonna be oh-kay? " Goku said sniffling, " He's so short & small &
easily confused. "
" Your 'buddy'll be fine son. " the doctor said to Goku, " Mrs. Briefs I'd like you to
come over here. " he asked Bulma.
" What is it? " Bulma said, looking down into Vegeta's mouth.
" As you can clearly see here Mrs. Briefs, your husband's tonsils are inflamed. " he
said, shining his flashlight on the bloated, red pulpy things in the back of Vegeta's throat,
" I was wondering if you could tell me if this has happened to him before? "
" I CANFH TELL HIMPH MYTHELF!! " Vegeta growled, the doctor's fingers still in his mouth.
" No ya can't silly, you have those fingers in your mouth! " Goku grinned.
" ERRRR..KAKAROOOFH! " Vegeta narrowed his eyes, then bit down on the doctor's fingers.
" YEOW! " the doctor yelped, then lept back, shaking his bitten hand wildly.
" VEGETA! " Bulma shouted.
" I said I CAN TELL HIM MYSELF! " he hissed, then folded his arms, glaring at Goku, who
just smiled back at him with his goofy grin plastered on his face, " YOU THERE! " he yelled at
the doctor, who looked down at him, " WHAT...was the question again? "
The doctor sweatdropped, " I was about to ask if this has happened to you before, you
know, the "pain" in the back of your throat. "
" 6 times this month. " Vegeta nodded.
" SIX! YOU ONLY TOLD ME FOUR! " Bulma said.
" You weren't around the other 2 times Onna. " he grumbled, " Not that I care... "
" Hmm, I was afraid of this...Mrs. Briefs, can I talk to you in private? " the doctor
asked as he motioned Bulma out of the examining room.
" HEY! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN TELL MY MATE THAT YOU CAN'T TELL ME! " Vegeta yelled,
then grabbed his throat, coughing.
" Oh RELAX Vegeta, calm down we'll be right back! " Bulma said as she closed the door.
Vegeta stared at the door uneasily, shivering slightly, " Ohhhh... " he whimpered.
" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WANT TO REMOVE YOUR BRAIN! AhAHAhahahaHA! "
" EEK! " Vegeta lept into the air, holding onto the ceiling fan and breathing heavily,
he looked down to see Goku smiling up at him, a pair of sharp, doctor tools in his hands.
" Hi little buddy! Did I scare ya! " he said eagerly as Vegeta jumped down onto the floor
.
" NO you did not SCARE me. " Vegeta snarled.
" I made you wet your pants though, didn't I! " Goku said happily, pointing to Vegeta's
pants, which were now soggy around the croch. Vegeta's face turned red with embarassment.
" I'm going to see what that quack is telling Onna. " Vegeta said, changing the subject
as he walked over to the door & leaned his ear against it.
" What're they saying? " Goku asked.
" SHH! QUIET! How am I supposed to hear if you keep blabbering! "
" But I didn't say anything--- "
" SHH! "
" I want to try to avoid any further complications that might stem from this Mrs. Briefs,
but before I ordered anything to be done I wanted to know if it would be alright with you if we
were to remove your husband's tonsils. They seem to be the cause of all this and it's not normal
for someone to encounter bloated ones six consecutive times in a single month. " the doctor
explained.
" Well, it's not really much of a matter of me agreeing, it's more of a matter of getting
Vegeta to go through with it. " Bulma said, " He doesn't really like hospitals very much. And
I don't think he trusts you. "
" From patients that's very normal. " the doctor said.
" No, I mean, he doesn't trust ANYBODY. It'll take forever to get him to believe that
you're not trying to kill him or something. "
" Oh.. "
" ...complications......remove your husbands....bloated ones...cause of all this...not
normal....getting Vegeta to go through with it......it'll take forever....trying to kill him... "
Vegeta gulped nervously, sweat pouring down his face as his eyes began to water.
" Wha, what're they saying? " Goku asked, conserned.
" They, they want to remove something out of me, something painful that'll take forever,
and it's not normal and there are complications and and they might KILL ME by trying to do it..."
he sputtered, shaking.
" Oh little buddy, that's horrible! " Goku cried, hugging him, " I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY
LITTLE BUDDY!!!!! " he sobbed, squeezing tighter as Vegeta's eyes widened with fear, " Don't you
worry little buddy, I'm sure it's just a big misunderstanding. " Goku smiled, pulling away from
Vegeta.
" Really? "
" Yup! And if it's not, I promise I'll bring you something very nice for your funeral. "
he grinned.
" Fuh, fuh, fuh, FUNERAL!? "
" Mr. Briefs? " the doctor said, coming back into the room with Bulma. A somewhat twisted
, evil smile on his face, " I have something very imporant to tell you. " he said as Vegeta
backed up, then rushed behind Goku.
" TAKE HIM! I'm sure you'd rather operate on Kakarrot anyway, there's practically nothing
in that empty skull of his so you wouldn't be losing very much if you accidently killed him in
one of your MAD TWISTED OPERATIONS! " Vegeta said, pointing to Goku.
" WHAT?! " Goku gasped, " Buh, but I don't wanna... "
" Haha, there would be no point in operating upon Mr. Son, why he's already had a
tonsillectomy. That part of his body has already been removed. " the doctor laughed.
::Oh my God they ARE going to remove my brain:: Vegeta said to himself in shock, " I
WON'T LET YOU TAKE ME ALIVE!!! " he screamed angrily as two big husky hospital guards burst into
the room and held Vegeta back.
" Mr. Briefs I don't know WHAT you're talking about. " the doctor said, " Boys, take Mr.
Briefs to his room on the 14'th floor to calm down. " he told the guards as they dragged Vegeta
off, who was now yelling & screaming furiously.
" KAKARROT DO SOMETHING! BLOW THEM UP! BLOW BOTH OF THEM UP! SAVE ME! DO SOMETHING!!! "
Vegeta shouted at the top of his lungs.
Goku shrugged, then waved, " BYE VEGGIE! I'LL MISS YOU VERY MUCH! WE ALL LOVE YOU! IF YOU
DON'T PULL THROUGH, I PROMISE I'LL VISIT YOU AT THE MORGUE!!! "
Vegeta's jaw hung open as he squeaked out, " Morgue?.... "
" Morgue he says... " Vegeta rolled his eyes as he sat in his hospital room wearing a
pale green hospital gown. It had taken him about 6 tries, but he had finally fixed it so the
hospital gown would cover his butt; most of it anyway, " I don't even know why they make these
like this! Last thing I need is strangers to see my behind. And I'm not letting anyone stick
anything up there either! HmmpH! " he nodded, then hopped off of the bed and walked over to
the door to open it, only to have the door fly open from the other-side, pinning Vegeta to the
wall.
" HI VEGGIE! YOU STILL ALIVE! " Goku said cheerfully, then looked around the seemingly
empty room, " Veggie? Where are you? Are you still alive? "
" Barely... " a voice squeaked out from behind the door. Goku gasped & pulled the door
away to see Vegeta smushed against the wall, " Kakarrot...do you mind helping pull me off of
...this wall...please? "
" K. " Goku nodded as grabbed Vegeta by the tip of his hair & yanked him off. The ouji
wobbled back & forth, " ...umm, nice fashion statement. " he chuckled, pointing to Vegeta's
hospital gown. He giggled, " I see you have a little *giggle* rump room back there. " Vegeta's
eyes narrowed at Goku, who was trying to stop himself from laughing, " How's the breeze on your
kaboose little buddy? " he laughed loudly, " I see your backdoor's open! "
" OUT! " Vegeta screamed, " OUT OUT OUT! GET OUT OF MY ROOM! GET OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL!
GET OUT OF THIS BLASTED COUNTRY FOR ALL I CARE! JUST LEAVE!!!! " he said, pushing Goku out
towards the door.
" But Veggie, don't you wanna hear the news I came to tell you? " Goku asked innocently.
" News? " Vegeta said, curious, " What news? "
" About your operation. Bulma told me to give you a little pep-talk about it. " Goku said
as Vegeta smiled meekly at him, " Or a farewell speech, depending on whether you pull through or
not! " Vegeta's face fell.
" Fare...farewell speech?? " he choked out.
" Yeah, that doctor guy said your scheduled to have that thingamabobby or whatever you
need to have removed tommorow morning at 8. I'm supposed to help guard you so you don't try to
escape. " Goku said, patting Vegeta on the head.
" Would you HELP me escape? " Vegeta asked.
" No! "
" Would you help me escape for a cookie? "
" NO! Not for a cookie! "
" How about a cookie and a pizza AND two cans of tuna fish? "
" NO! NOT EVEN FOR TWO CANS OF TUNA FISH OR THAT OTHER STUFF YOU MENTIONED! " Goku said
sternly, " I stand by what I think is right! And if I were to help you escape your operation
little buddy, I'd be doing you a grave injustice! " he proclaimed dramatically, " If you don't
get this operation you could DIE! And I love my little buddy too much to indirectly cause
something that could kill him! " Goku sniffled, completely lost in the moment, " Come on! Gimmie
a goodbye hug! "
" Good..good..goodbye? " Vegeta murmured, " WAHHH!!!! " he wailed, hugging Goku, " I'M
GONNA MISS YOU BIG BUDDYYYYYYYY!!! "
" I'M GONNA MISS YOU TOO VEGGIE!!! "
" WHAT is going on here! "
Both sayiajins turned towards the door, still enwrapped in the hug, they both grinned
sheepishly at the doctor & nurse.
" I was just comforting my little buddy in his last moments on Earth. " Goku explained.
" Last moments? " the doctor said.
" YEAH! YOU MEAN PEOPLE! TRYING TO STICK NASTY SHARP OBJECTS INTO VEGGIE'S BODY AND
REMOVE & RE-REMOVE STUFF FROM INSIDE HIM! HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH THINGS! " Goku shouted, holding
the nervous & confused ouji tighter, " VEGGIE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU! Did you Veggie? "
" ... "
" Of course you didn't little buddy. I believe you. " Goku said.
" Umm, Mr. Son, " the doctor said, " Follow me Mr. Son. I think you will find this most
interesting. " he said, leading Goku out into the hall and into another room. He flicked the
light on to reveal shelves full of body parts; eyes, hearts, tongues, feet, etc.
" Oh my God...YOU'RE GONNA CHOP MY LITTLE BUDDY INTO PIECES AND PUT HIM IN A BUNCH OF
JARS!!! " Goku shrieked.
" NO! NO! You don't understand Mr. Son. " the doctor chuckled, " These are all body parts
from people that we've had removed over the years. " he said, then picked up a dusty jar & held
it up in front of Goku, " You recognize these, don't you? "
" MY TONSILS! " Goku grinned, swiping the jar out of the doctor's hands, " Hello little
tonsils. Didja miss me? "
The doctor sweatdropped, " Err, yes...right. Anyway, These are your tonsils Mr. Son. And
those are the same body part as the one we are going to be removing from your, umm, "little
buddy", or whatever you like to call him. " he explained.
" You mean, you're going to give my lil buddy the same operation you gave me? "
" Pretty much, yes. "
Goku's eyes widened, " Oh no...I'm going to have to prepare him for that... "
" Great idea Mr. Son, I'm sure after a nice, logical explination from a close friend who
has had the experiance himself, Mr. Briefs will be just fine during the operation. "
" ...and after they strap you onto the cold metal plank, they wheel you into this big
scary dark room FROM WHICH THERE IS NO ESCAPE! And even if you manage to free yourself, the
bright, eye-piercing lights are so strong they blind you to the point where even if you knew
where the door was, you couldn't find it! Then you start to breath faster, and they hold you
down and put the giggly gas mask on you to put you to sleep, and just as you start to nod off,
you see the doctors pull SHARP JAGGED RUSTY BLODDY NEEDLE-LIKE weapons out of their bags and say
to you in an evil malicicous seething tone, "don't worry champ, you won't feel a thing"...AND
THEN THEY SHOVE SEVENTEEN NEEDLES DOWN YOUR THOAT! Then you wake up to find your tonsils in a
jar. " Goku said, holding up the jar with his own tonsils in them, " Course ya normally can't
speak without 'um, I guess I was just a lucky case or something. Heck, normal cases aren't able
to speak after their tonsils are removed. " he said, then sat the jar of tonsils on the blanket
covering Vegeta, " So, whadda ya think? "
Vegeta stared at the jar, his eyes popping out of their sockets, his face a stark white
color, and his arms shaking violently in fear. He reached out to the jar & held it up in front of
him, " I..I.... "
" GOKU! IT'S TIME TO GO! " Bulma called from the doorway.
" K! " Goku said happily, skipping towards the door.
" Wuh, wuh, where are you going? " Vegeta said, confused.
" Silly little buddy! Visiting hours are only from 11 to 6. " Goku grinned.
" We'll see you tommorow morning Vegeta. " Bulma said.
" ONNA!!! NO! " Vegeta shouted frightened, then growled, " YOU ARE NOT LEAVING ME IN HERE
WITH THOSE QUACKS! " he said angrily.
" Too late, I already have. " Bulma smirked as she closed the door. Vegeta sweatdropped,
then ran over to the door & began banging on it.
" OHHHHH LET ME OUTTA HERE! I SWEAR ONNA IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT THIS VERY SECOND I'M
GOING TO BLOW THIS HOSPITAL AND THE ENTIRE CITY SKY HIGH!!! " he said, going SSJ2.
Vegeta shook the doorknob violently, trying to unlock the door. He pulled as hard as
possible, yanking the doorknob out and causing him to fall onto the ground on his back as a
result.
" Hee-hee-hee! "
Vegeta ran over to the small window in his room & peeked out to see Goku & Bulma leaving
the hospital. He snarled.
" Kaka..RROT!!! " he screamed, forming a ball of ki & chucking it out the window, " IF
I CAN'T LEAVE THIS PLACE ALIVE THAN NEITHER WILL YOU!!! "
" GOKU! " Bulma shrieked, pointing upward as the ki hurtled down at them. Goku caught
the ki as if it were a softball, then smiled up at Vegeta & hurled it back up into his window.
" HEY LITTLE BUDDY! YOU DROPPED THIS! " Goku called up at him.
" AHH! KAKARROT NO! DON'T! " Vegeta yelped, then shut the window & dove to the floor to
duck the blast. Hearing nothing, he opened his eyes & sat up in front of the window to see the
ball of ki levatating inches away from his face, " Oh no... "
*KA-BOOM*
" Uhhhhhhh, " Vegeta groaned as he opened his eyes, only to find himself laying belly-up
on the cold hospital-room floor. He got up, wobbling back & forth. Vegeta grabbed ahold of the
bedpost & rubbed his head, " Wha happened? What time is it? " he said, then looked at the clock
which read 10:30pm, " AHH! HOW LONG WAS I OUT! " he gasped. Vegeta noticed an open notepad on
the table in the room & picked it up, " Patient Status; patient #345. " he read outloud,
" Subject has abnormalities that could prove seriously a danger to the subject. Due to patient's
high blood pressure and irregular heart rate it is felt that the only way to possibly prevent any
further pain is to...to TERMINATE by use of toxins... " Vegeta bit his lip, " "terminate"..ohh..
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!! " he screamed, then blasted a hole through the door and escaped
through it. The ouji bounded down the dark hallway, " Exit..exit..WHERE'S THE BLASTED EXIT IN
THIS PLACE!! " he panicked.
" YOU! " a voice came from behind as Vegeta whipped around to see several staff members
across the hall, " What are you doing out of your bed! "
" ... " Vegeta turned back the other way & started running again, only to screech to a
halt at an intersection to see the personnel coming from the left & right. He quickly opened a
closet door & zipped inside, closing the door behind him.
" Whew! " he sighed with relief, then flicked the lightswitch on. To his horror was an
entire room filled with jars containing body parts, " Auhh, auhh, auhh, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! " Vegeta's eyes widened as he
backed up only to knock into another wall filled with the jars as several of them fell to the
floor. He nervously picked up one of the jars and held it up to the light to reveal a nose, " Eew
, who the... " Vegeta noticed the label on it, " Kuririn...well, that explains a lot. " he said
flatly, then placed it back on the shelf and put several other fallen jars back in their spots.
He glanced down at one inparticular & picked it up, " It's...it's Kakarrot's TAIL! " he gawked,
then dusted the jar off to see the date on it, " And a pretty old one too... " Vegeta said, then
smiled, " Aww, Kaka-chan had such a cute little tail too. I remember when we were on Bejito-Sei..
I'd pull Kaka-chan's tail and he'd lose consiousness for days... " he reminisced fondly, " He
was a cute little 2 year old too...too bad he grew up to be such an idiot. " Vegeta grumbled.
" I HEAR HIM! " a voice from outside shouted as the doctor swung open the door, a bright
light entering the room, " Hello Mr. Briefs. " he said soothingly, " I know you'd like to get
acquainted with some of the jars, but it's time for your operation. "
Vegeta clutched a jar tighter, " No..no..no...NO!! " he screamed in panic, backing up,
only to be tackled by several hospital guards who strapped Vegeta to a stretcher and wheeled him
out into the hallway. The ouji watched as the jar containing Goku's tail tumbled to the floor on
its side, " LET ME OUT OF THIS BLASTED CONTRAPTION _NOW_!!! " he said furiously.
" I'm sorry Mr. Briefs, but we can't do that until the operation is finished. " the
doctor said.
" I CHANGED MY MIND! I DON'T WANT AN OPERATION! I DON'T WANT ANYONE GOING INSIDE MY BODY!
I DEMAND YOU UNSTRAP ME NOW! " Vegeta screamed as they reached one of the operation rooms and
wheeled him inside, a blinding white light engulfing the room.
" Now Mr. Briefs I just want you to relax, " the doctor patted Vegeta on the head, then
pulled a razor-sharp instument out of one of the drawers. Vegeta's eyes widened with fear, " It
will all be over in a moment... "
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10:27 PM 8/18/01
END OF PART ONE!
Chi-Chi: [glaring at Goku & Vegeta] Alright boys, where's the baby?
Goku: (innocently) What baby?
Chi-Chi: The baby you brought to our house..WHERE IS IT!
Vegeta: (whinces)
Goku: Umm, well, I... [holds up the doll] this is it!
Chi-Chi: You can't fool me Son Goku, where's the REAL BABY!
Goku: Uhh, uhh, well I...
Chuquita: [zips out from underneath the desk & rushes over to the group] (lieing) Why hello
Chi-Chi, we've been expecting you!
Chi-Chi: What?
Chuquita: (still lieing) Well, the boys & I were talking and we were thinking to ourselves,
you know who hasn't gotten a chance to host the Corner yet? Chi-Chi!
Goku: (nodding vigoriously in agreement) Yeah! Doesn't it sound great honey? Who better to host
the Corner next than my nice, kind, FORGIVING, UNDERSTANDABLE wife! (fake goofy grin)
Chi-Chi: Really? (boasting) You know I always knew I was star material!
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) Oh brother!
Chi-Chi: (enraged) WHAT WAS THAT SHORTY?!
Vegeta: (gulps) Nothing, nothing at all.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) [to audiance] Tune in next time when Chi-Chi will be hosting the corner,
until I can find someway to get it back. All that and more next time in part two of "Operation"!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: From "Garfield"
Jon: (watching Garfield squeeze Pooky) How come you never hug ME like that?
Garfield: No offense, but you're no teddy bear.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: [still holding back the door to the Corner as Chi-Chi continues to ram into it from
outside] Hello! Welcome back! Or if this is the first fic you've read of mine, then good to meet
ya.
Goku: (grins) HI! (waving)
Chuquita: To summarize everything as easily as possible I wrote a short couple sentences here
[hands paper to Goku]
Goku: Ooh, does this mean I get to read it?
[Chi-Chi rams into door again]
Chuquita: OOFA! YES!
Goku: Coooool. Oh-kay, in a nutshell, Chu turned Veggie into a baby for trying to attack me.
I took baby-Veggie home to play with him but Chi-Chi got mad at me & thought I stole someone
else's child so now she's attempting to break the door down so she can teach me a lesson.
Chuquita: Exactly!
Vegeta: (sarcasm) Mindboggling.
Chuquita: You shutup! You should be lucky I changed you back! You could be still sucking on
bottles and crapping your pants!
Vegeta: Whatever.
Goku: *sniffles* I kinda miss baby-Veggie.
Vegeta: (grumbles) OH Shutup!
Goku: Little buddy will you gimmie a farewell baby-Veggie hug?
Vegeta: I am not coming anywhere near your Kako-germ infested body!
Goku: (shocked) I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! I EVEN BURPED YOU MAN! I SANG YOU TO SLEEP AND FEED YOU &
PLAYED WITH YOU!...I EVEN CHANGED YOUR DIAPERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! AND _THIS_ IS HOW YOU REPAY
ME? (sobs)
Vegeta: (sighs, now guilt-ridden) Ugh...oh-kay oh-kay. Listen, Kakarrot.
Goku: (between sobs) NO! YOU HATE ME!
Vegeta: I'm sorry bakarrot. And I don't hate you.
Goku: (perks up) REALLY? [zips over to Vegeta & hugs him] OHHHHHH! MY LITTLE BUDDY LOVES ME
AGAIN!!!
Vegeta: WHAT?!
Chi-Chi: [bursts through the door just as Chuquita rushes underneath her desk] (enfuriated)
ERRRR....GOKU!
Goku & Vegeta: EEK!
Summary: Veggie's getting a tonsillectomy, unfortunately for him, he doesn't know what it is!
And after hearing a gruesome, over-exaggerated story from Goku, Veggie decides to escape from
the hospital? Will he make it out of there in time? Will he get caught? Will he cry like a little
baby when the doctors start sticking the sharp, jagged, and pointy instruments down his throat?
Find out!
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" Ohhhhhhhhh, " Vegeta whined in pain as he sat in the hospital's waiting room along with
Bulma & Goku, the pain in his throat excalating, " Why did we have to come here anyway? "
" Vegeta, this is the 4th time this month you've been complaining about that pain in
the back of your mouth and I want you to see a doctor so I know whether it's serious or not. "
Bulma explained.
" Ohhhhh, what does some baka quack know that I couldn't! I'm experiancing PAIN! It is
in my MOUTH! It is extemely ANNOYING! The end! Can we go home now! " he exclaimed, then clutched
his neck & groaned.
" Aww, poor sweet baby, " Goku said in a comforting voice as he patted Vegeta on the
back.
Vegeta growled & slapped Goku's hand away, " DON'T YOU TOUCH ME! "
" I remember when my throat was hurting like that, I had to have an operation. " Goku
said, worried. Vegeta's eyes widened.
" Operation? " he said flatly.
" Yeah, they had to take out my tonsils! Whatever those are. Anyway, they locked me in
this scary little room and...
:::" AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! " Goku shrieked with fright as he ran about the room in a circle
, the doctors chasing after him with large pointy objects, " HELP ME SAVE ME HELP ME SAVE ME! "
he cried as Chi-Chi grabbed him by the arms & held him back.
" COME ON GOKU! DON'T BE SUCH BIG BABY! " Chi-Chi yelled at him, " What kind of example
are you setting for Gohan! "
Goku looked over at the 2 year old boy who was sitting on one of the chairs in the room,
scribbling in a coloring book, " But Chi-Chi, Gohan can't even talk yet. "
" HE CAN WRITE CAN'T HE! " she screamed.
" Mr. Son... " one of the scary-looking men in lab-coats said as Goku looked forward,
coming face to face with him, " Hello Mr. Son. " he said calmly as he pointed one of his
instruments at Goku's mouth.
" AHH! AHH! AHH! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE! " Goku cried out, " AHH! GOHAN
DO SOMETHING! " he sobbed as the toddler quickly wrote something down on a page of his coloring
book & held it up to Goku, " 'Nice knowing you Dad'.....WAHHHHH!!! I'M GONNA DIE! MOMMY MOMMY
MOMMY!! ":::
" Did I mention I never liked hospitals? " Goku said as Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Well, it isn't going to BE that way with me. " Vegeta smirked, " Because they aren't
going to find anything WRONG with my tonsils. After all, I am the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN
NO OUJI! We "royal" saiyajins are properly breeded to the point where there cannot possibly be
ANYTHING wrong with us. "
" Oh man, there is DEFIENATELY something wrong with you. " the doctor said as he shined
a flash-light into Vegeta's mouth.
" Is my little buddy gonna be oh-kay? " Goku said sniffling, " He's so short & small &
easily confused. "
" Your 'buddy'll be fine son. " the doctor said to Goku, " Mrs. Briefs I'd like you to
come over here. " he asked Bulma.
" What is it? " Bulma said, looking down into Vegeta's mouth.
" As you can clearly see here Mrs. Briefs, your husband's tonsils are inflamed. " he
said, shining his flashlight on the bloated, red pulpy things in the back of Vegeta's throat,
" I was wondering if you could tell me if this has happened to him before? "
" I CANFH TELL HIMPH MYTHELF!! " Vegeta growled, the doctor's fingers still in his mouth.
" No ya can't silly, you have those fingers in your mouth! " Goku grinned.
" ERRRR..KAKAROOOFH! " Vegeta narrowed his eyes, then bit down on the doctor's fingers.
" YEOW! " the doctor yelped, then lept back, shaking his bitten hand wildly.
" VEGETA! " Bulma shouted.
" I said I CAN TELL HIM MYSELF! " he hissed, then folded his arms, glaring at Goku, who
just smiled back at him with his goofy grin plastered on his face, " YOU THERE! " he yelled at
the doctor, who looked down at him, " WHAT...was the question again? "
The doctor sweatdropped, " I was about to ask if this has happened to you before, you
know, the "pain" in the back of your throat. "
" 6 times this month. " Vegeta nodded.
" SIX! YOU ONLY TOLD ME FOUR! " Bulma said.
" You weren't around the other 2 times Onna. " he grumbled, " Not that I care... "
" Hmm, I was afraid of this...Mrs. Briefs, can I talk to you in private? " the doctor
asked as he motioned Bulma out of the examining room.
" HEY! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN TELL MY MATE THAT YOU CAN'T TELL ME! " Vegeta yelled,
then grabbed his throat, coughing.
" Oh RELAX Vegeta, calm down we'll be right back! " Bulma said as she closed the door.
Vegeta stared at the door uneasily, shivering slightly, " Ohhhh... " he whimpered.
" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WANT TO REMOVE YOUR BRAIN! AhAHAhahahaHA! "
" EEK! " Vegeta lept into the air, holding onto the ceiling fan and breathing heavily,
he looked down to see Goku smiling up at him, a pair of sharp, doctor tools in his hands.
" Hi little buddy! Did I scare ya! " he said eagerly as Vegeta jumped down onto the floor
.
" NO you did not SCARE me. " Vegeta snarled.
" I made you wet your pants though, didn't I! " Goku said happily, pointing to Vegeta's
pants, which were now soggy around the croch. Vegeta's face turned red with embarassment.
" I'm going to see what that quack is telling Onna. " Vegeta said, changing the subject
as he walked over to the door & leaned his ear against it.
" What're they saying? " Goku asked.
" SHH! QUIET! How am I supposed to hear if you keep blabbering! "
" But I didn't say anything--- "
" SHH! "
" I want to try to avoid any further complications that might stem from this Mrs. Briefs,
but before I ordered anything to be done I wanted to know if it would be alright with you if we
were to remove your husband's tonsils. They seem to be the cause of all this and it's not normal
for someone to encounter bloated ones six consecutive times in a single month. " the doctor
explained.
" Well, it's not really much of a matter of me agreeing, it's more of a matter of getting
Vegeta to go through with it. " Bulma said, " He doesn't really like hospitals very much. And
I don't think he trusts you. "
" From patients that's very normal. " the doctor said.
" No, I mean, he doesn't trust ANYBODY. It'll take forever to get him to believe that
you're not trying to kill him or something. "
" Oh.. "
" ...complications......remove your husbands....bloated ones...cause of all this...not
normal....getting Vegeta to go through with it......it'll take forever....trying to kill him... "
Vegeta gulped nervously, sweat pouring down his face as his eyes began to water.
" Wha, what're they saying? " Goku asked, conserned.
" They, they want to remove something out of me, something painful that'll take forever,
and it's not normal and there are complications and and they might KILL ME by trying to do it..."
he sputtered, shaking.
" Oh little buddy, that's horrible! " Goku cried, hugging him, " I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY
LITTLE BUDDY!!!!! " he sobbed, squeezing tighter as Vegeta's eyes widened with fear, " Don't you
worry little buddy, I'm sure it's just a big misunderstanding. " Goku smiled, pulling away from
Vegeta.
" Really? "
" Yup! And if it's not, I promise I'll bring you something very nice for your funeral. "
he grinned.
" Fuh, fuh, fuh, FUNERAL!? "
" Mr. Briefs? " the doctor said, coming back into the room with Bulma. A somewhat twisted
, evil smile on his face, " I have something very imporant to tell you. " he said as Vegeta
backed up, then rushed behind Goku.
" TAKE HIM! I'm sure you'd rather operate on Kakarrot anyway, there's practically nothing
in that empty skull of his so you wouldn't be losing very much if you accidently killed him in
one of your MAD TWISTED OPERATIONS! " Vegeta said, pointing to Goku.
" WHAT?! " Goku gasped, " Buh, but I don't wanna... "
" Haha, there would be no point in operating upon Mr. Son, why he's already had a
tonsillectomy. That part of his body has already been removed. " the doctor laughed.
::Oh my God they ARE going to remove my brain:: Vegeta said to himself in shock, " I
WON'T LET YOU TAKE ME ALIVE!!! " he screamed angrily as two big husky hospital guards burst into
the room and held Vegeta back.
" Mr. Briefs I don't know WHAT you're talking about. " the doctor said, " Boys, take Mr.
Briefs to his room on the 14'th floor to calm down. " he told the guards as they dragged Vegeta
off, who was now yelling & screaming furiously.
" KAKARROT DO SOMETHING! BLOW THEM UP! BLOW BOTH OF THEM UP! SAVE ME! DO SOMETHING!!! "
Vegeta shouted at the top of his lungs.
Goku shrugged, then waved, " BYE VEGGIE! I'LL MISS YOU VERY MUCH! WE ALL LOVE YOU! IF YOU
DON'T PULL THROUGH, I PROMISE I'LL VISIT YOU AT THE MORGUE!!! "
Vegeta's jaw hung open as he squeaked out, " Morgue?.... "
" Morgue he says... " Vegeta rolled his eyes as he sat in his hospital room wearing a
pale green hospital gown. It had taken him about 6 tries, but he had finally fixed it so the
hospital gown would cover his butt; most of it anyway, " I don't even know why they make these
like this! Last thing I need is strangers to see my behind. And I'm not letting anyone stick
anything up there either! HmmpH! " he nodded, then hopped off of the bed and walked over to
the door to open it, only to have the door fly open from the other-side, pinning Vegeta to the
wall.
" HI VEGGIE! YOU STILL ALIVE! " Goku said cheerfully, then looked around the seemingly
empty room, " Veggie? Where are you? Are you still alive? "
" Barely... " a voice squeaked out from behind the door. Goku gasped & pulled the door
away to see Vegeta smushed against the wall, " Kakarrot...do you mind helping pull me off of
...this wall...please? "
" K. " Goku nodded as grabbed Vegeta by the tip of his hair & yanked him off. The ouji
wobbled back & forth, " ...umm, nice fashion statement. " he chuckled, pointing to Vegeta's
hospital gown. He giggled, " I see you have a little *giggle* rump room back there. " Vegeta's
eyes narrowed at Goku, who was trying to stop himself from laughing, " How's the breeze on your
kaboose little buddy? " he laughed loudly, " I see your backdoor's open! "
" OUT! " Vegeta screamed, " OUT OUT OUT! GET OUT OF MY ROOM! GET OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL!
GET OUT OF THIS BLASTED COUNTRY FOR ALL I CARE! JUST LEAVE!!!! " he said, pushing Goku out
towards the door.
" But Veggie, don't you wanna hear the news I came to tell you? " Goku asked innocently.
" News? " Vegeta said, curious, " What news? "
" About your operation. Bulma told me to give you a little pep-talk about it. " Goku said
as Vegeta smiled meekly at him, " Or a farewell speech, depending on whether you pull through or
not! " Vegeta's face fell.
" Fare...farewell speech?? " he choked out.
" Yeah, that doctor guy said your scheduled to have that thingamabobby or whatever you
need to have removed tommorow morning at 8. I'm supposed to help guard you so you don't try to
escape. " Goku said, patting Vegeta on the head.
" Would you HELP me escape? " Vegeta asked.
" No! "
" Would you help me escape for a cookie? "
" NO! Not for a cookie! "
" How about a cookie and a pizza AND two cans of tuna fish? "
" NO! NOT EVEN FOR TWO CANS OF TUNA FISH OR THAT OTHER STUFF YOU MENTIONED! " Goku said
sternly, " I stand by what I think is right! And if I were to help you escape your operation
little buddy, I'd be doing you a grave injustice! " he proclaimed dramatically, " If you don't
get this operation you could DIE! And I love my little buddy too much to indirectly cause
something that could kill him! " Goku sniffled, completely lost in the moment, " Come on! Gimmie
a goodbye hug! "
" Good..good..goodbye? " Vegeta murmured, " WAHHH!!!! " he wailed, hugging Goku, " I'M
GONNA MISS YOU BIG BUDDYYYYYYYY!!! "
" I'M GONNA MISS YOU TOO VEGGIE!!! "
" WHAT is going on here! "
Both sayiajins turned towards the door, still enwrapped in the hug, they both grinned
sheepishly at the doctor & nurse.
" I was just comforting my little buddy in his last moments on Earth. " Goku explained.
" Last moments? " the doctor said.
" YEAH! YOU MEAN PEOPLE! TRYING TO STICK NASTY SHARP OBJECTS INTO VEGGIE'S BODY AND
REMOVE & RE-REMOVE STUFF FROM INSIDE HIM! HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH THINGS! " Goku shouted, holding
the nervous & confused ouji tighter, " VEGGIE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU! Did you Veggie? "
" ... "
" Of course you didn't little buddy. I believe you. " Goku said.
" Umm, Mr. Son, " the doctor said, " Follow me Mr. Son. I think you will find this most
interesting. " he said, leading Goku out into the hall and into another room. He flicked the
light on to reveal shelves full of body parts; eyes, hearts, tongues, feet, etc.
" Oh my God...YOU'RE GONNA CHOP MY LITTLE BUDDY INTO PIECES AND PUT HIM IN A BUNCH OF
JARS!!! " Goku shrieked.
" NO! NO! You don't understand Mr. Son. " the doctor chuckled, " These are all body parts
from people that we've had removed over the years. " he said, then picked up a dusty jar & held
it up in front of Goku, " You recognize these, don't you? "
" MY TONSILS! " Goku grinned, swiping the jar out of the doctor's hands, " Hello little
tonsils. Didja miss me? "
The doctor sweatdropped, " Err, yes...right. Anyway, These are your tonsils Mr. Son. And
those are the same body part as the one we are going to be removing from your, umm, "little
buddy", or whatever you like to call him. " he explained.
" You mean, you're going to give my lil buddy the same operation you gave me? "
" Pretty much, yes. "
Goku's eyes widened, " Oh no...I'm going to have to prepare him for that... "
" Great idea Mr. Son, I'm sure after a nice, logical explination from a close friend who
has had the experiance himself, Mr. Briefs will be just fine during the operation. "
" ...and after they strap you onto the cold metal plank, they wheel you into this big
scary dark room FROM WHICH THERE IS NO ESCAPE! And even if you manage to free yourself, the
bright, eye-piercing lights are so strong they blind you to the point where even if you knew
where the door was, you couldn't find it! Then you start to breath faster, and they hold you
down and put the giggly gas mask on you to put you to sleep, and just as you start to nod off,
you see the doctors pull SHARP JAGGED RUSTY BLODDY NEEDLE-LIKE weapons out of their bags and say
to you in an evil malicicous seething tone, "don't worry champ, you won't feel a thing"...AND
THEN THEY SHOVE SEVENTEEN NEEDLES DOWN YOUR THOAT! Then you wake up to find your tonsils in a
jar. " Goku said, holding up the jar with his own tonsils in them, " Course ya normally can't
speak without 'um, I guess I was just a lucky case or something. Heck, normal cases aren't able
to speak after their tonsils are removed. " he said, then sat the jar of tonsils on the blanket
covering Vegeta, " So, whadda ya think? "
Vegeta stared at the jar, his eyes popping out of their sockets, his face a stark white
color, and his arms shaking violently in fear. He reached out to the jar & held it up in front of
him, " I..I.... "
" GOKU! IT'S TIME TO GO! " Bulma called from the doorway.
" K! " Goku said happily, skipping towards the door.
" Wuh, wuh, where are you going? " Vegeta said, confused.
" Silly little buddy! Visiting hours are only from 11 to 6. " Goku grinned.
" We'll see you tommorow morning Vegeta. " Bulma said.
" ONNA!!! NO! " Vegeta shouted frightened, then growled, " YOU ARE NOT LEAVING ME IN HERE
WITH THOSE QUACKS! " he said angrily.
" Too late, I already have. " Bulma smirked as she closed the door. Vegeta sweatdropped,
then ran over to the door & began banging on it.
" OHHHHH LET ME OUTTA HERE! I SWEAR ONNA IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT THIS VERY SECOND I'M
GOING TO BLOW THIS HOSPITAL AND THE ENTIRE CITY SKY HIGH!!! " he said, going SSJ2.
Vegeta shook the doorknob violently, trying to unlock the door. He pulled as hard as
possible, yanking the doorknob out and causing him to fall onto the ground on his back as a
result.
" Hee-hee-hee! "
Vegeta ran over to the small window in his room & peeked out to see Goku & Bulma leaving
the hospital. He snarled.
" Kaka..RROT!!! " he screamed, forming a ball of ki & chucking it out the window, " IF
I CAN'T LEAVE THIS PLACE ALIVE THAN NEITHER WILL YOU!!! "
" GOKU! " Bulma shrieked, pointing upward as the ki hurtled down at them. Goku caught
the ki as if it were a softball, then smiled up at Vegeta & hurled it back up into his window.
" HEY LITTLE BUDDY! YOU DROPPED THIS! " Goku called up at him.
" AHH! KAKARROT NO! DON'T! " Vegeta yelped, then shut the window & dove to the floor to
duck the blast. Hearing nothing, he opened his eyes & sat up in front of the window to see the
ball of ki levatating inches away from his face, " Oh no... "
*KA-BOOM*
" Uhhhhhhh, " Vegeta groaned as he opened his eyes, only to find himself laying belly-up
on the cold hospital-room floor. He got up, wobbling back & forth. Vegeta grabbed ahold of the
bedpost & rubbed his head, " Wha happened? What time is it? " he said, then looked at the clock
which read 10:30pm, " AHH! HOW LONG WAS I OUT! " he gasped. Vegeta noticed an open notepad on
the table in the room & picked it up, " Patient Status; patient #345. " he read outloud,
" Subject has abnormalities that could prove seriously a danger to the subject. Due to patient's
high blood pressure and irregular heart rate it is felt that the only way to possibly prevent any
further pain is to...to TERMINATE by use of toxins... " Vegeta bit his lip, " "terminate"..ohh..
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!! " he screamed, then blasted a hole through the door and escaped
through it. The ouji bounded down the dark hallway, " Exit..exit..WHERE'S THE BLASTED EXIT IN
THIS PLACE!! " he panicked.
" YOU! " a voice came from behind as Vegeta whipped around to see several staff members
across the hall, " What are you doing out of your bed! "
" ... " Vegeta turned back the other way & started running again, only to screech to a
halt at an intersection to see the personnel coming from the left & right. He quickly opened a
closet door & zipped inside, closing the door behind him.
" Whew! " he sighed with relief, then flicked the lightswitch on. To his horror was an
entire room filled with jars containing body parts, " Auhh, auhh, auhh, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! " Vegeta's eyes widened as he
backed up only to knock into another wall filled with the jars as several of them fell to the
floor. He nervously picked up one of the jars and held it up to the light to reveal a nose, " Eew
, who the... " Vegeta noticed the label on it, " Kuririn...well, that explains a lot. " he said
flatly, then placed it back on the shelf and put several other fallen jars back in their spots.
He glanced down at one inparticular & picked it up, " It's...it's Kakarrot's TAIL! " he gawked,
then dusted the jar off to see the date on it, " And a pretty old one too... " Vegeta said, then
smiled, " Aww, Kaka-chan had such a cute little tail too. I remember when we were on Bejito-Sei..
I'd pull Kaka-chan's tail and he'd lose consiousness for days... " he reminisced fondly, " He
was a cute little 2 year old too...too bad he grew up to be such an idiot. " Vegeta grumbled.
" I HEAR HIM! " a voice from outside shouted as the doctor swung open the door, a bright
light entering the room, " Hello Mr. Briefs. " he said soothingly, " I know you'd like to get
acquainted with some of the jars, but it's time for your operation. "
Vegeta clutched a jar tighter, " No..no..no...NO!! " he screamed in panic, backing up,
only to be tackled by several hospital guards who strapped Vegeta to a stretcher and wheeled him
out into the hallway. The ouji watched as the jar containing Goku's tail tumbled to the floor on
its side, " LET ME OUT OF THIS BLASTED CONTRAPTION _NOW_!!! " he said furiously.
" I'm sorry Mr. Briefs, but we can't do that until the operation is finished. " the
doctor said.
" I CHANGED MY MIND! I DON'T WANT AN OPERATION! I DON'T WANT ANYONE GOING INSIDE MY BODY!
I DEMAND YOU UNSTRAP ME NOW! " Vegeta screamed as they reached one of the operation rooms and
wheeled him inside, a blinding white light engulfing the room.
" Now Mr. Briefs I just want you to relax, " the doctor patted Vegeta on the head, then
pulled a razor-sharp instument out of one of the drawers. Vegeta's eyes widened with fear, " It
will all be over in a moment... "
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10:27 PM 8/18/01
END OF PART ONE!
Chi-Chi: [glaring at Goku & Vegeta] Alright boys, where's the baby?
Goku: (innocently) What baby?
Chi-Chi: The baby you brought to our house..WHERE IS IT!
Vegeta: (whinces)
Goku: Umm, well, I... [holds up the doll] this is it!
Chi-Chi: You can't fool me Son Goku, where's the REAL BABY!
Goku: Uhh, uhh, well I...
Chuquita: [zips out from underneath the desk & rushes over to the group] (lieing) Why hello
Chi-Chi, we've been expecting you!
Chi-Chi: What?
Chuquita: (still lieing) Well, the boys & I were talking and we were thinking to ourselves,
you know who hasn't gotten a chance to host the Corner yet? Chi-Chi!
Goku: (nodding vigoriously in agreement) Yeah! Doesn't it sound great honey? Who better to host
the Corner next than my nice, kind, FORGIVING, UNDERSTANDABLE wife! (fake goofy grin)
Chi-Chi: Really? (boasting) You know I always knew I was star material!
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) Oh brother!
Chi-Chi: (enraged) WHAT WAS THAT SHORTY?!
Vegeta: (gulps) Nothing, nothing at all.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) [to audiance] Tune in next time when Chi-Chi will be hosting the corner,
until I can find someway to get it back. All that and more next time in part two of "Operation"!