Okay, here's my parody of A Goofy Movie. There will be some differences and I added a few things to flesh out the characters more. I always try to do something like that when writing these parodies. It's to make things interesting as well as keep the readers guessing instead of just copying every line from the movie itself. Also, Ryan Kaufman is a rock star guy I made up. Reason why is because I didn't want to use Chip Skylark. He's been used to death in this so it's best to do something different. So yeah, Ryan Kaufman is a character of mine. Please enjoy this first chapter. I will get to my other stories, I promise.


The sun shined down brightly upon the beautiful fields of flowers. The whole place was peaceful and seeing the flowers sway gently against the breeze would put anyone at ease. A young boy stood among the field. He had messy tousled black hair that fell over his face with dark brown eyes. His facial features showed he was of Japanese descent while his clothes consisted of him wearing a simple red shirt that had a robot on it, white long-sleeved shirt underneath, brown cargo capris, and brown Converse shoes. He was no more than 14 though he was a little on the small side. His name was Hiro Hamada.

Right now, he was curious of where he was. He looked up at the blue sky while shielding his eyes from the sun. The surrounding area was breath taking, he will admit that, but he wondered what this place was. He also didn't remember how he even got there. He began to wander around when he paused upon hearing something from the distance. It sounded like…

"Hiro…"

Someone was calling his name. He turned in the direction he heard it and tried to see whoever was calling out. He could barely make out a tiny figure sitting on something a good distance away. Not wasting any time, he started to run towards whoever that was. As he did so, he could hear this person calling his name again.

"Hiro…"

The voice sounded familiar. The closer he got to the figure, the thicker the grass of the field got, and it also got taller to the point the grass towered over him. Finally, he reached the edge and he parted the grass to who called him. He stopped in his tracked of who it was.

It was a very pretty girl no older than 15 with wavy brown hair that fell to her back, and she was wearing a beautiful pink dress. She was sitting on a pedestal and in her hand was a dandelion. Hiro couldn't do anything except stare in awe at the beautiful girl before him,

"Carrie?" He said her name quietly since he knew who she was.

Hearing her name, she opened her eyes which were light brown, and she gave him a smile that only enhanced her attractive features more. That smile made Hiro's heart skip a beat. Wow was she beautiful. She took the dandelion before gently blowing it towards him. The little fluffy white seeds of the once flower floated all around Hiro. He laughed quietly amused at the display.

Carrie then jumped off the pedestal she was sitting on towards Hiro. As if in slow motion, he watched as she got closer to him. He tried to catch her but the two only ended up being on the ground. However, neither was hurt and the two teens began to laugh totally carefree. Everything was perfect. Hiro was here with the girl of his dreams and he couldn't wish for anything more. He turned to smile at her.

She too was smiling at him. This was great. She began to lean towards him as if to kiss him. He closed his eyes to do the same when he heard her gasp. Hiro frowned while opening his eyes again. She had a look of pure shock and anguish on her face. Though she wasn't looking at him, she was looking behind him.

"What's wrong?" he questioned, and Carrie only lifted her finger to point behind him.

Hiro turned and was taken aback to see a burning building that somehow appeared near them. He got to his feet before he rushed towards it. Carrie was right behind him. Hiro could feel the heat of the fire the closer he got. He saw a familiar figure was standing at the stairs that lead up to the flaming building. No, that couldn't be…

"Tadashi!" Hiro ran up to his brother.

It was Tadashi. He recognized him anywhere. He was still wearing his sweater, brown pants, green shoes, and that black hat. Tadashi turned, his dark brown eyes showing his concern, "Someone has to help." He said, and he began to run inside.

Hiro stared in disbelief. He didn't want to go through this again. Why was this happening? He turned and saw Carrie was no longer with him. Where was she? He turned back to the building and was going to run up to it when the whole thing exploded.


Hiro sat up quickly. His heart was beating rapidly and there was sweat forming upon his body. What a nightmare. It started out as a beautiful dream since he was with the girl he really liked. And then turning into a nightmare where he witnessed his brother being killed by a fire. This happened a year ago and Hiro was still trying to get over it. He may have moved on it somewhat, but the accident still hit him hard. After all, he lost his parents when he was only 3 and his older brother just recently at 13 years old. The only family he had left was his aunt.

The teenage boy tried to think of something else other than that nightmare. Suddenly, his cell began to go off. He gasped and made way to grab it. In his haste, he only managed to drop it to the floor. Frustrated, he leaned down and took it in his hands. He saw on the caller ID that it was his best friend Danny Fenton.

"Hello?" He said after answering it.

"Hiro? Where the heck are you, dude?" Danny's voice questioned.

"Hey Danny. Sorry, I guess I…I overslept because of a dream." Hiro replied and rubbed his messy hair.

"Oh great. I hope you're dressed because school is going to start soon!"

Hearing this, Hiro's eyes widen, "Whoa, what?" He turned towards his alarm clock and noticed it still said it was 9:04 p.m. That couldn't be right. He hit it with his balled-up fist and the time changed to it being 7:13 a.m. "Crud!"

School was going to start in less than an hour. If he didn't hurry, he was will be late and he had already received a warning about being tardy. The thought of being late to school erased the nightmare from his mind. Hiro got out of bed and rushed to around to grab the clothes he was going to wear. He still had Danny on his cell,

"Look, maybe we should just call this thing off." The other teenager said, and Hiro snorted,

"No way, man. It's now or never." Hiro was not about to stand down from this big plan he and Danny were going to do today.

Today was the last day of school and then summer break. Hiro and Danny had planned something very big to celebrate on this last day. Not to mention, there was something else Hiro hoped will happen when he goes through with it.

Hiro managed to get dressed in his red robot imprinted shirt, white long-sleeved shirt, brown cargo capris, and brown Converse shoes. He grabbed a dark blue hoodie from his desk chair and ended up tripping over a forgotten robot he had on the floor. He let out a cry of surprise before he found himself on the floor. His hoodie went flying across the room.

"Okay, well, I'll meet you at my locker. See ya." Danny said over the phone.

"No problem. Later, Danny." Hiro hung up his cell and got up from his fallen position. Because he didn't zip up his pants in his rush to get dressed, they ended up fallen to his ankles, "Unbelievable."

Suddenly, the sound of rushing footsteps was heard from the stairs that led up to his room. Since there was no door, a woman in her mid to late 30's came rushing in. She had short wavy brown hair with green eyes, wearing a black shirt, a necklace, with blue jeans and black flats. Her name was Cass, Hiro's aunt and guardian.

"Morning, Hiro!" she greeted her nephew in her bright chipper voice.

"Aunt Cass!" Hiro cried out in embarrassment since his underwear was showing, despite his aunt being his family.

Cass noticed this, and she laughed weakly, "Oh, sorry," she turned to allow Hiro to get his pants on and actually zip them up so they won't fall, "Anyway, I hope you're ready for another day. Also, before I open the café, I was wondering if you had…" she trailed off when she noticed how messy Hiro's room was, "…any dirty clothes…"

Hiro was never the tidiest boy, but at least he picked up his things occasionally. Right now, his room looked like a tornado went through it, "My dirty clothes are in a pile over there!" Hiro pointed out while he picked up his hoodie and put it on.

Cass gave her nephew a look of disapproval, "Hiro, didn't we just have a talk about keeping your room at least organized?"

"Sorry, Aunt Cass, I'll take care of it later!" He replied and grabbed his backpack.

"What's up with you?" she questioned in curiosity.

"I'm going to be late for school if I don't hurry!" Hiro answered and looked around to make sure he didn't miss anything.

"Well if you want, I can drive you to school." Cass offered, a smile on her face.

"Uh no thanks. I need the exercise." Hiro declined and seeing as he had about everything, he turned to rush to the stairs.

Cass frowned, "Are you sure, honey?" she began and jumped back to avoid being collided from Hiro running by. She bumped into a large cardboard cutout stand up figure of the famous pop star Ryan Kaufman. She lost her footing and fell right on top of it.

"Aunt Cass!" Hiro noticed this, and he hurried over to help his aunt back up. He saw his life size poster figure was crumbled from Cass falling on it, "Ah Aunt Cass, you ruined it…"

"Sorry about that, sweetie," Cass apologized, a smile on her face. As Hiro looked at her with an unimpressed look on his face, she questioned, "Who was he anyway?"

"It's only Ryan Kaufman, Aunt Cass, the biggest rock star in the whole world. I would think you would know that too." Hiro replied and tried to smooth out the creases within the carboard.

Cass laughed, "Of course, but even then, I bet he's not as famous as the Mambo King!" she started to dance around the room with Hiro looking at her as if she had gone totally insane, "Come on, Hiro! Let's do the mambo!"

"Yeah…no thanks." Hiro said, rolling his eyes and he began to back away. However, Cass grabbed his hand and began to do the mambo dance with him, "Aunt Cass! What are you doing?"

"Doing the mambo!" Cass replied, and she even started to hum the tune.

"Stop it! I'm already late as it is!" Hiro cried, and he managed to get free of his aunt's grasp.

He grabbed his backpack and rushed down the stairs. Cass stopped dancing when she noticed her nephew was gone. She remembered something important and hurried down the stairs to the kitchen. Hiro walked out of the Café and started walking on the sidewalk.

"Hiro, wait a moment!" The boy turned to see his aunt rushing up, "You forgot your lunch, sweetie."

"Oh uh…thanks." He began.

"Now you have a good day, okay?" Cass grabbed him to give him a big hug.

"Uh yeah, thanks. Um…" he wasn't sure what else to say but he can see a few jock kids walking by and they were snickering.

"Make sure to come home soon. Don't stay out too late." Cass began her lecture and Hiro rolled his eyes,

"I get it, Aunt Cass. I'm not a little boy anymore."

"I know. Last hug." Cass gave him another hug and she walked back into the café.

Hiro let out a sigh and glanced over to see the jocks laughing their heads off, "What a little baby." One of them, named Kwan said to his friend Dash Baxter,

"Yeah, such a dweeb."

Hiro watched the jocks walk off and he let out a snort. This day is sure starting out great.

Hiro: They've been laughing since I can remember

But they're not going to laugh anymore

He came to a small fence that had a rusty gate and seeing as it wouldn't open, he jumped the small fence very easily.

No more "Hiro the geek", no more "Weirdo of the week"

Like befooore!

Hiro failed to notice Timmy Turner and Jimmy Neutron were playing with some marbles on the sidewalk. He started slipping upon the marbles and tried to keep his balance.

Not so far away, a boy and girl named Rose and Brad were walking towards Caricatury School themselves.

Rose: No more algebra test till September!

Hiro ended up slamming right into her. He smiled sheepishly before he was picked up by her boyfriend and pushed away.

Brad: No more looking at losers like him

Hiro gave him a dirty look and dusted himself off. He felt his lunch being taken away and glanced up to see it was the same jocks from before.

Kwan: No more having to cheat

Dash: No more mystery meat

More kids rushed by Hiro while using underwear as slingshots. A Mexican decent boy named Miguel Rivera, a blonde girl named Riley Anderson, and a small black-haired girl named Vanellope von Schweets.

Miguel: No more gym

Riley: No more gym

Vanellope: No more gym

All three: No more gym!

An underwear landed right on Hiro's face. Disgusted, he threw it to the ground before he kept walking to the school. Nearby, a gorgeous black-haired girl named Veronica Lodge was showing her best friend Betty Cooper all the credit cards she had.

Veronica: Gonna move to the mall!

A red head named Archie Andrews walked by the girls.

Archie: Gonna live in the pool!

Veronica and Betty were about to follow but Hiro walked right in front of them.

Hiro: Gonna talk to Carrie and not feel like a fool!

By this point, Archie was already gone, and Veronica and Betty were not happy. Annoyed, Veronica punched Hiro on the arm before she and her blonde friend moved off. Hiro frowned while rubbing his sore arm. He decied to keep going before he noticed some skaters on their skateboards. It was Jake Long, Trixie, and Spud and showing off their moves.

Jake, Spud, & Trixie: 'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin'!

Hiro: After today she'll be mine!

Using their skateboards, Jake, Trixie, and Spud continued to skate towards the school. They bypassed a couple of old ladies who were waiting at the bus stop.

Jake, Spud, & Trixie: After today my brains will be snoozin'!

Hiro walked up to the ladies and leaned against the bench they were sitting on.

Hiro: If I don't faint, I'll be fine!

As if on cue, one of the elderly ladies fainted and her friend gave the young genius a glare. Smiling weakly, he kept going.

Nearby, two girls named Cinderella and Snow White smiled at each other while holding their books.

Cinderella & Snow White: I've got forty more minutes, of home economics

Their books were taken away by their boyfriends, who smiled warmly at them both.

Boyfriends: Then down with the text books

Coming out of a store was Tucker Foley and Micro Chip. The two had just purchased some comic books.

Tucker: And up with the comics!

Hiro ran until he jumped off a bench which disturbed all the birds that were pecking at the ground.

Hiro: Just think of all the time I've been losin'

Finding the right thing to say!

Hiro watched as his fellow students were heading to the school.

Kids: But things will be going my way, after today

Among the crowd was a familiar girl. Hiro felt his heart skip a beat when he recognized her. It was Carrie! Carrie Francess, his crush ever since he saw her. She was wearing her light pink with hot pink trimming shirt, black jeans, pink Nike shoes, and pink bracelets. Boy was she pretty. And she didn't seem to see Hiro as she walked right on by him.

Hiro: She looked right through me, and who could blame her?

He leaned against the building he was in front of. He looked inside to see the same cardboard cut out of Ryan Kaufman. Feeling determined, he started to sprint after the other students.

Hiro: I need a new me, plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof, and

A bus went by holding some cheerleaders…

Cheerleaders: After today I'm gonna be cruisin'!

As well as a couple of Goths named Sam Manson and Raven, who both were not happy to be on the same bus as the cheerleaders.

Sam & Raven: No more pep rallys to cut! Yech!

The bus along with another stopped to release the cheerleaders, Goths, and other students.

Students: After today my brains will be snoozin'!

The bus driver, Ralph let out a sigh.

Ralph: I'm gonna sit on my butt

Hiro was near the school and he looked up to see the time. He still had another five minutes, so he had better hurry.

Hiro: I've got less than an hour, and when this is ended

I'll either be famous…

Hiro slid down one of the rails of the stairs. He noticed down, there was an over weight man with a bad toupee, wearing a white business shirt, red tie, green pants, and brown shoes. It was Principal Krupp. While he was supposed to be known as the famous superhero Captain Underpants, other times he was a strict school principal who took up no nonsense behavior. Hiro gasped as he ended up slamming against the man and he gave him an apologetic look before rushing off. Krupp, annoyed, fixed his toupee and his tie.

Krupp: Or you'll be suspended!

Hiro kept running while jumping the hurdles that a few runners were doing. All the students couldn't wait for this day to end so that summer could officially start.

Students: Just think of all the time I've been losin'

Waiting until I could say ...

Gonna be on my own, kiss the parents goodbye

Gonna party from now 'till the end of July

Things'll be going my way, after todaaaaaaay ...

Suddenly, the first bell of the school rang to indicate that the students' freedom will have to wait. Hiro was on the top of the bleachers and he glanced at the clock of the school. He let out a sigh while looking down.

Hiro: I wish that this was the day...after today…

Hiro turned to walk down when he lost his footing on the bleachers. He gave a cry out before he fell and landed on the hard-sandy ground. He was lucky he didn't break anything, but he could still feel pain shooting through his body. None of the students made any attempt to help him. Instead, they all began to laugh harshly at his clumsiness. He could hear them mocking him while calling him names. It had always been like this for him. Due to him being a well-known genius, all the other students found him to be a bit of freak despite Caricatury School was known to welcome all students.

Hiro let out a sigh and made way to get up himself. He was going to ache later that's for sure. He felt a presence beside him and he thought it was another student who was going to make fun of him. However, he heard a kind feminine voice ask,

"That looked like a bad fall. Are you okay?"

"Yeah. I'm okay." He replied flatly since he wasn't used to anyone asking him that.

"Are you sure? Let me help you up." The girl's voice sounded sweet and he finally looked up to see who spoke.

His eyes widen when he saw it was none other than Carrie. Her light brown eyes showed her deep concern for him and she had her hand out. Hiro didn't know what to say or do except take her hand and she helped him up.

"I uh…thanks." He managed to say, despite his heart racing within his chest.

"No problem. Are you sure you're okay?" She asked again, and she began to look him over.

"Yeah! I'm fine! Really! That fall was my fault entirely! I didn't see where I was going so I uh…fell like a clumsy idiot you know!" Hiro was starting to babble, and he tried to dust himself off. He couldn't help it since the girl he was crushing hard on was actually talking to him.

"Idiot? I heard you're supposed to be the smartest kid at our school. Or one of…" Carrie said, a mysterious tone in her voice.

"Yep, that's me! The Genius of Caricatury School! I guess you heard of me and well I…well you know…" Hiro wished he knew how to be smooth in a situation like this. Why did he look like such a weirdo? She must think he really was more of an idiot than a genius from the way he was talking.

Carrie started to laugh, and Hiro joined her, "Well it's good to finally meet the genius of this school." She said, and Hiro put his hands into the pockets of his hoodie.

"And it's nice to meet the most beautiful girl of this school." Hiro said without thinking. Blushing a deep red, he clapped his hands over his mouth. Carrie blinked in surprise by his comment, "I uh…I gotta go. Bye!"

He ran right by her and towards the school. Carrie watched him go, her face a faint shade of pink, "He…really thinks I'm beautiful?" she questioned as she never thought of herself like that.

She had to admit, he was cuter in person. In fact, it was like he was a combo of cute and handsome at the same time. She didn't think a boy could ever accomplish that, but he managed to do that. She had seen him from a distance but never went out to talk to him. She already heard he was Hiro Hamada, the boy genius of Caricatury School. But despite that, he was still considered a loser from the popular kids. Carrie however always wanted to get to know him. After all, she had a bit of crush on him.

Carrie heard the bell ring and she saw a girl with long blonde hair, green eyes, wearing a pink and purple shirt with purple shorts, and pink shoes running towards her. Her name was Rapunzel Solar, her best friend since grade school. "Carrie! Come on! We're going to be late for class!"

"Yeah sorry." Carrie and Rapunzel began to walk towards the school.

"Hey, you seem lost in thought. What's going on?" Rapunzel questioned when she saw the dazed look on her best friend's face.

"Nothing. I guess I'm looking forward to school being over." Carrie shrugged as she kept her gaze forward.

Rapunzel was quiet for a moment before a playful smirk crossed her face, "Let me guess, Hiro Hamada?"

Carrie gasped, "How did you…?"

Rapunzel laughed, "Come on, Carrie. You get that look on your face every time you see him. Did you run into him?"

"I…sort of. He fell off the bleachers and everyone was laughing at him. I went over to help him." Carrie replied, and Rapunzel blinked,

"Really? How did that go?"

"Fine I guess. He seems really sweet. He um…he said I was the most beautiful girl at the school." Carrie explained and tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear.

Rapunzel let out a squeal, "Oh…my…gosh…you know what this means?"

"No. What?"

Rapunzel rolled her eyes. Was Carrie really that dense or was she pretending? "That means he probably likes you too! You gotta talk to him as soon as you can!"

Carrie blushed, "I don't know. Maybe…"

"Mark my words, Carrie, I will get you two talking yet." Rapunzel vowed, and Carrie could only laugh.

The brunette turned away to think over the conversation she had with Hiro. Did he really like her? He seemed so flustered around her. The way he was trying to act smooth was adorable. Maybe she will try to talk to him. If she doesn't, Rapunzel will only bug her. For now, the last day of school was calling.