Disclaimer: I do not own FC5 or any other franchise used.
"I saw when the Lamb opened the First Seal, and I heard as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts say, come and see… and I saw, and behold it was a white horse… and Hell followed with him. God will not let you ta-*CRACK*!"
Everyone in the Church collectively flinched, silence reigning in the church.
Joseph Seed stood briefly, a hole in the front of his head, bleeding forth, before he fell to his knees, gasping his last as his head met the floor.
"Joseph Seed. John Seed. Jacob Seed. Faith Seed. Project at Eden's Gate."
A single, heavy boot fell upon the wooden floor, and all eyes turned to the Stranger who had just entered the Church. Outside, the frantic, panicked screams briefly flittered in through the open door before it closed, and the Church fell silent again, save for the soft *pfft pfft* of blood spurting out of Joseph Seed's head.
"You are hereby found guilty for the crimes of gun running,"
The Stranger stepped forward, brushing the duster back, revealing a pair of night-black revolvers and a soft, glowing orange circle on his watch.
"Human trafficking," With one smooth motion, he drew both weapons and raised them with one slow, deliberate, smooth motion and pointed them at John and Jacob, who stood at the corpse of their brother.
The Deputy and the Sherriff tried to draw their weapons as members of the Church drew their weapons in anger, preparing to fire on this heretical Stranger.
But the Stranger did not falter in his steps.
"Treason against the United States and her citizens," He intoned, firing his right revolver, the round hitting Jacob in the eye. The large .45-70 Ranger Black Talon Special went in through Jacob's right eye, through the orbital before mushrooming outward, revealing its deadly, razor sharp blades that hid inside, reducing his brain to mush as it forced its way out through the back of Jacob Seed's head.
"And just because I plain don't fucking like you," Six more shots came in through the side of the Church walls. Six more fell to the pews, motionless.
The Stranger's left hand spat fire, and thus John, too, was dead as he came to a stop at Joseph's body.
"You thought you were so clever, having your brother John buy up all those smoke detectors. Did you really think we wouldn't notice someone trying to build a makeshift nuke in our goddamn backyard? Imagine…" The Stranger chuckled, firing another round into Joseph's face, "You thought you had everyone fooled."
It was the Marshall who regained his senses first, drawing on the Stranger. "Freeze, jackass! You are under arrest for-"
The next thing he knew was pain in his hands as another round came in through the Church wall, knocking his gun out of his hand.
"If you were better at your damn job, we wouldn't be standing here. Expect a call from your boss in five minutes. As for you three…" He said, pointing at Sheriff Whitehorse and his Deputies, "You walked in here to serve Joseph Seed his warrant. You found this." He said, gesturing all around them as he holstered his weapons, walking out past them. "And we were never here." He told them.
The four of them walked outside, and all they saw was death.
Because none of the Far Cry 5 endings were any good.