(A/N I got some humor I needed to get out, so enjoy! Also, I'm going to be helping my sister with some of her writing. Her name is Moonet)
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…. And…. Stuff…
Tenten's POV:
Ah, what a normal day in Konoha! Scratch that, not so much a normal day… It was Naruto and Sakura's wedding! I was invited, along with the entire rookie nine and the sand sibs! I was sitting under an oak tree, which was right in front of a babbling brook.
I knew Hinata would be excited, since she would be able to tease the newly dubbed 'Panda Stalker' A.K.A, Gaara, about him blushing when Hinata kissed his forehead. I would've loved to blackmail that. Oh well, anything to see Temari. She was in the 'non-Sasuke' fan club. Aside from that, we were all best friends. And that left Kankuro, who usually pulled pranks on the villagers and did his pervert-like things.
I was happy, because Hinata dropped her façade around Temari and I and we got to see the confident Hinata. As I was about to think more of the day, the pervert plopped down next to me.
"What do you want, perv?", I asked.
"That hurts, I taught you guys the secret of the world and you repay me by calling me perv? That hurts", He said sarcastically.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FREAKING CHOCOLATE AND TOOTH PASTE! Why the hell do you carry around chocolate and toothpaste?"
"Well… Wait! I have an idea! You can see what happened through flashback!"
"Impossible, that only happens in anime!"
"Well, let's try anyway"
Flashback:
Kankuro was walking back from the grocery store, with the following items:
Chocolate
Tooth paste
Marshmallow cream
Cook books
Pokemon cards
And other random crap.
As he turned a corner, he saw a shady fortune teller.
"Hello child, I-"
"AHHHHHH! GAY RAPIST/PEDOPHILE/STALKER!!!!!! EAT CHOCOLATE AND TOOTH PASTE, BITCH!" he said, as he threw the chocolate and tooth paste at the random fortune teller.
"AHHHHHH! I'm melting, I'm melting!", and with that said, he really did… melt… wow…
"Oh chocolate and tooth paste, I'm never leaving home without you! Who knows what that rapist/stalke- oh, wait a minute… that's just some harmless old guy! Well… shit"
End of retarded flashback…
"Wow… I can't believe that worked", I said, completely awed.
"Me neither…", he replied, just as awed.
"Do you know what this means?!"
"What?"
"It means we're in… AN ANIME! *DUN DUN DUN*"
"That explains why nothing in this show makes sense!" Unbeknownst to the two shinobi, another person, no, people were talking about them…
Temari's POV:
"Are you serious?!", Hinata screamed at me.
"Yep, I'm serious, Kankuro really did make a Barbie puppet."
"No, that he has a crush on ol' Tennie!"
"Oh, yep, and do you know what that means?"
"No, what?"
"It means we have to play matchmaker!"
Tenten's POV:
"So, before the anime makes us make any less sense, why are you here?"
"Oh, I just got here from Suna with Temari and Gaara. Temari went to go see the shy girl (Sureeeeee she's shy… hehehe…), and Gaara went to go be emo"
"No, Sasuke's emo, Gaara is a stalker… who just so happens to look like a panda… a panda stalker!"
"Ohhhh…"
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Yeah, so I made this because I liked my other fic, "Hinata's secret Admirer", so I decided to make this! Please review, as I am still a newbie… sorry if it's too short, I'll make the next chapter longer!