Wow. Here comes the freaky inspiration. Be afraid… (Also here comes script format)
Purple (as in me): (grinning) Hey, I'm in a giant letter! That can only mean one thing… TEA TIME!
Teen Titans: (Walk in after kicking bad guy butt)
Me: Wait! No! It's not Tea Time! It's T-Time!
Robin: Umm.. anyone know her?
Others: (Shake their heads)
Me: I don't even know me! (Runs around until she smacks her head against a wall)
Raven: Great. Another Beast Boy.
Beast Boy: Hey, look! When she hit the wall, her brain fell out!
Raven: Oh. My mistake. It's not another Beast Boy.
Beast Boy: (Succeeds in getting MY brain into his head) Hey! I just realized something! Cyborg! He's gay!
Robin: You mean you didn't know that until you put HER brain into your head!
BB: Umm... No?
Rest of Titans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Ha!
Me: Hey! Did everyone forget about me?
Titans: Yup.
Me: Hold on... (hits head with palm) Hey! (Looks around suspiciously) He took my brain! Get him!
Titans: (stare at me blankly)
Me: You heard me. I'm the authoress. AND I SAID GET HIM!
BB: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Titans: (grin evilly)
Raven: I've been waiting a looong time for this.
BB: X.X (a.k.a. DIES)
Me: OMFG! I know this part! Only true love's kiss will bring him back!
Titans: O.O
Me: Cy! You gotta kiss him!
Starfire: Yes, friend Cyborg! Bring the beast that is a boy back!
Cyborg: Gladly! (skips over to Beast Boy giggling in an exteremely high voice)
Raven: I think I'm gonna be sick. (runs over to bathroom)
Cyborg: (kisses BB)
BB: (still half asleep) Raven?
Cy: No, honey, it's me! Your true love!
BB: (passes out)
Me: (cries) How sweet...
Robin: I can't take much more of this.
Me: You won't have to! (leaves through hole in celing)
Titans: OK...
Wow. What a beautiful story. This was meant to be a one shot, but if you review, there might be more :)