Disclaimer: I own nothing except the nonsense I babble.
Just a little psycho idea I had today during study hall...
Very Crazy Things
There comes a point in every fanfic author's life when something just snaps. This aforementioned "snap" can be brought on by a number of things- stress, pressure from studying for midterm exams every spare minute of the freaking day and night, a prior lack of adequate sanity, sleep deprivation, and so on and so forth. When this occurs, all the characters from the author's fanfics would do well to run and hide. This rather strange occurrence means that these characters are at high risk of being forced into doing things that the author, when in their right mind (well, as right minded as fanfic authors ever are), would never even consider.
Now, before this fic actually begins, I would like to vouch for the fact that I, as the author, have the total right to snap, as within the past two weeks, I, as the author, have suffered from every dingle one of the aforementioned problems. Ergo, it is with completely justified reasoning that this story is being produced.
So, without further ado, feel free to proceed to the next chapter. Among later messed up plot-shots (yes, I did just make that up), you'll see, among other things that I haven't exactly thought up yet...
Oliver as a schoolteacher...
Draco as a punk rock drummer...
And...
Harry as a schizophrenic bisexual!
Read on, my precious...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ... Ahem.
Yup, this is what happens when my mind snaps. This was just the intro, so you don't think I write things like this all the time. Which I could. If I wanted to.