Anglo Irish Log: Day 1
So, under orders from my boss, I, Eamon Byrne (a girl with an unfortunate first name), the Republic of Ireland's ancient personification, must keep a log recording how Anglo-Irish relations look.
I suppose there is nothing I can say I like about him, Arthur-England, Britain, what ever he thinks he is at the minute.
He is , to be simple and blunt irritating, supercilious and frankly annoying. His eyebrows are- well, I swear that they're going to come to life and take over the world much like they have done to the fandom.
I have more data centres then the rest of Europe put together, I know all about you lot. Bunch of fettishy wierdos...
so who am I to talk about eyebrows, I bet you're thinking. First off, I manage mine, they are somewhat tame and, at least do not try and consume other countries by assimilating them into my culture and calling the savages if they don't want to.
Me bitter- no, I am not. What do I have to be bitter towards him about. Aside from stealing my capital, making me speak English (which I do better then him now), Cromwell, plantations, famine, war, rebellions, a shitty arranged marriage, and indirectly being the reason behind my brother and I having a civil war.
Okay, I might be a little biased. And a little bit bitter, and vengeful.
But I can also laugh about anything, including my past.
Seriously, it's laugh about it, or cry and be depressed.
That's not my point, at all, okay indirectly it is my point. What I'm saying is, portraying me as being some Brit hating, ill tempered, loud mouthed can't take a joke person is mean, and cruel and only half true.
That's really not what I'm saying at all...
Back to the U.k.
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. And I'm happier out. Scotland is torn about his postition on the entire thing, wales wouldn't survive without it, and North can't decide on weathers he's in or out, or trying to be seperate from everyone... Idiot Brother.
Back to ENGALND.
He bailed me out- nicely, with fair terms and conditions, but I see no reason why that changes anything.
Anglo-Irish relations Log out.
So, send in your questions concerning Ireland- U.k relations, if you want. I will answer as any of the U.k members, or Ireland as they all have access to the Anglo-Irish relations log.