Hello there! I'm XxStarryxxSkyxX, your loving host! (You don't love them! You want to kill them all for not reviewing your other stories!) Aaah! WTF?!? What the hell was that? (You know me… you know… my name is-) STOP! They mustn't know about you! Or any of you, for that matter! Now get back in my head and stay there! (I hate you.) You hate everyone. Now, anyway, moving on. If any of you are fans of my other stories, sorry I haven't been updating in a while. I've been distracted by obsessive Yu-Gi-Oh and Yu-Gi-Oh GX… umm… obsession. Well, anyway, about this fic. I just thought I'd let my funny side roam free in the form of a funny story. Well, here it is, don't want to keep you waiting!

Disclaimer: I own none of the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh GX, or Know Your Stars respectively. I'm just here to make up funny jokes, half of which I probably ripped off from beesnipe or LittleKuriboh or one of my friends anyway. But, if it's any consolation, I'll own my own manga series one day. All will fall to the power of my manga! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! cough

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Jaden Yuki is in a chair in the middle of a dimly lit room for no adequately explained reason, waiting for something, anything, to happen.

Announcer Voice Guy: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…

Jaden: Holy crap! What the hell? Where is that voice coming from?

AVG: Your mom. Know your stars… Jaden Yuki. He's wearing a man-thong right now.

Jaden: My mom? What are you talking about? I am not wearing a man thong!

AVG: How do you know?

Jaden: I'd know what kind of underpants I'm wearing! I mean, they are my underpants after all!

AVG: Who said anything about underpants? You're not wearing any. All you've got is a man thong!

Jaden: I am not wearing a man thong!

AVG: Have you checked lately?

Jaden: Have I… what?

With that, Jaden pulls on the front of his pants, several cameras flashed, and Jaden looked down.

Jaden: HOLY CRAP! It is a man thong! How did this get on me?

AVG: Maybe you forgot to take them off after you got finished Role-Playing last night.

Jaden: WHAT?!?

AVG: Jaden Yuki, he has wild sex parties every night with his roommates and, occasionally, Chazz.

Jaden: What? No I don't! That's sick! You're sick!

AVG: Actually, my friend, I'm just someone who's been hired to do nothing but humiliate people in this nice, cushy room I'm in. And, I might be a fan of yaoi. cough

Jaden: You're in a room? Where are you? I'm gonna pulverize you!

AVG: I see. Because of people like you, my nice, cushy room of goodness has been moved to a different general area. And by 'general area' I mean halfway across the world.

Jaden: Then how the heck do you know what I'm saying?

AVG: It's called technology, get used to it. Now, where was I? Oh yes… Jaden Yuki. He has an I.Q. of 71.

Jaden: 52, I'll have you know!

AVG: Lovely. Well, now you know Jaden Yuki, the man-thong-wearing sex maniac who has an I.Q. of 52 and not 71, apparently.

Jaden: No they don't! They don't know me at all! You haven't told them a single true fact about me! Here, I'll set the record straight! I-

Suddenly, Jaden got interrupted in the form of being squished by a giant boot labeled "Mr. Big Shoe."

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Well, that's all for now, folks! (You did not just make a Porky Pig reference.) Hey! I thought I told you to go away! Do I have to put you back in the box again? (Please don't put me back there!) Then shut up! Anyway… Well, what do you think so far? Like it? Hate it? Let me know in a review! Bye!