THE FULL METAL PANIC KILL-OFF

Sousuke was particularly mad at Kaname. He decided that he would go and shoot her in the head. The only reason he was mad at her was because she shot Kurz. Kurz had shot Melissa, Melissa had shot Tessa, and Tessa had humiliated Melissa in front of the entire Mithril team.

Sousuke picked up his pistol, left the house, and scoped out a place to shoot Kaname from. He knew she would be coming home from school, and would take the way through the park. He sat in the visitor's tower waiting for her to come by.

When she finally came by, Sousuke hit her in the neck.

She dropped like a rock. She went unnoticed for several minutes. Then, someone started screaming. It was a very high scream. It was so high, Sousuke shot that girl too.

He walked out of the park quicky, as if going for help, but he didn't go for help. He went back to his apartment.

Later that evening, the cops stopped by Sousuke's apartment.

"You are a suspect of the murder of Miss Chidori, Kaname. The murder was done with a non-lethal rubber stun bullet this afternoon in the park," One cop said.

"Now wait just one minute! A non-lethal rubber stun bullet? Then, she's not dead. It wasn't murder, " complained Sousuke.

"That's right. She wouldn't be dead if she was hit with a stun bullet. Sorry to have wasted your time, Mr. Sagara. We will see to it that you are taken off the suspect list. Good-bye."

It turned out that every killing that had happened, had been done with Non-lethal rubber stun bullets. Nobody died. Not even a single duck in the pond.